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After spending the night dancing on tables (and attempting bathroom sex) in a straight-turned-gay bar to celebrate Alfie's (From GWF Episode: "Did He Know You Were 14?") birthday, Corinne & Krystyna drag their sore asses into the studio to give some advice on bedroom body image and the [married] girl that got away. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's co-worker, Corinne (nope, that's not a typo), a former teen mom, to give #fuckers the real deal on what it's like to be 17 and pregnant. They talk baby daddy drama, painful poops, gaping vaginas (or not), how to tell your mom you're pregnant and why sometimes who your crush fucked can make you lose your lady boner. It's pretty much just like that reality show on MTV, but, you know, real. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt 
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The boob sweat. The frozen margaritas. That daunting need to fuck. It's Summer, folks! While Krystyna is even happier than usual from a toe-tingling sexual experience pre-podcast, Corinne finds herself being inundated on the internets with mens who may have possibly probably kinda sorta definitely realized from the podcast that she's totally DTF. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night break GWF ground by inviting on Krystyna's current boyfriend, Stephen, and HIS ex-girlfriend, Lindsey for a decompression chat. This episode proves to be a day at the spa for Corinne and Krystyna as Lindsey and Stephen seem to have some unresolved issues to talk out and a long walk down memory lane to, well, walk. The ex-couple, current couple and Corinne talk vanilla sex, hearing your ex make whoopie, intern-boss relations, and, of course, that pesky porn star who Stephen used to date... HAPPY 4TH, #FUCKERS! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal

After surviving a weekend performing at Foxwoods Casino that included, but was not limited to, homeless youths from Montreal, pure alcohol vomit, and death, er, we mean HIKING trails, KRYSTYNA and CORINNE are back in the heart of New York City answering questions from #fuckers like "What makes me unfuckable?", "Is puking on someone's dick shameful?", and "Is it really how you wiggle your worm?" This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's former Summer lovah, comedy television show producer, DAVID. In 2009, after her roommate alerted her to his hottie status post improv show performance, Corinne let David YES AND... his way into her vagina by doing the unthinkable -- TAKING HER ON A DATE! Like a real date. With nice clothes and food on plates. While Krystyna points out that the 'Corinne' described in this fucking folklore seems like 'fun Corinne,' what did David, the whitest guy Corinne has ever dated, really think? Also, fuck camping. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com T

This week, KRYSTYNA "recovering from the trauma of finding out she will not be going on a free 10-day cruise" HUTCHINSON and CORINNE "still doesn't know how to properly insert a tampon" FISHER dive nose first into a pile full of #fucker problems from nude pics gone astray to fecal fucking to handling a queef like a champ. Their guest this week is LAST COMIC STANDING's YAMANEIKA SAUNDERS who was so determined to be on the podcast she offered to finger the girls of Sorry About Last Night just to prove she was committed to the cause. This trio of comedians, who also happen to be women, sit down to discuss the rumor that Black women don't give head, just how far they've gone to sexually please a partner and the multi functionality of furniture. Download on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/guys-we-f****d/id885960517?mt=2# SEE SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT LIVE! Corinne and Krystyna will be performing at Comix at Foxwoods Casino in CT Friday, June 20th & Saturday, June 21st for two shows only. 10:30PM

In a refreshing change of events, this week Krystyna borrows the "Barfs MaGee" crown normally worn by Corinne, but that doesn't stop the gals from throwing back a few Bud Light Lime-A-Ritas (WILL YOU BE OUR SPONSOR, PLZ??) as they chat with their guests, TOMMY & GRANT, two new members of the GUYS WE FUCKED GAY PANEL! Sure, Tommy is a stripper, but he's also a PHD student, sex researcher and former rude bartender while Grant is the founder of the nonprofit organization Yoga Within Reach, Lead Trainer for Marriage Equality, reason Corinne is not dead in a ditch a la Edgar Allan Poe and all-around saint. The foursome share giggles and groans as they discuss bumping uglies, girls who sound like seals when they orgasm, premature ejaculation and Vin Diesel's voice. But the main thing they want you to take from this episode is that no matter what anyone says, everyone likes getting their ass eaten. PLUS: Grant breaks some serious news and comes adorably prepared to educate the #fuckers! SEE SORRY ABOUT LAST NI

On this episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast, the women of Sorry About Last Night take a walk on the serious side. Corinne continues to excel at her favorite pastime: GETTING DUMPED and Krystyna is lucky enough to relive every juicy moment of the event. The backstory! The drama! The texts! Post play-by-play, Krystyna and Corinne welcome Audrie to the show. Brought up in an Evangelical Christian home, Audrie and her boyfriend, John, recently dealt with an unwanted pregnancy. By agreeing to speak on the podcast about her abortion, Audrie turns a harrowing experience many females have to go through alone into an eye-opening look into the often swept-under-the-rug abortion process that the hosts feel so fortunate to be able to share with their listeners. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After taking a dip in the misogyny cesspool that was this past week, Corinne and Krystyna towel off just long enough to spout their views on the women's rights issues that have been on America's mind in recent days, namely last Friday's rejection-fueled California bloodbath and the resulting #YesAllWomen Twitter campaign. Post-politics, the women of Sorry About Last Night give Krystyna's first true love, a muttonchopped music dude named DARREN, a ring for a cross-country talk about minivan sex to the tunes of Radiohead, long distance longing, how porn shaped Krystyna's sex life and why maybe weed isn't as harmless as we thought. Mentally prepare yourself for a conversation filled with nostalgia, heartbreak, revelations, confessions, and tears that will make you want to redo, like, your ENTIRE MySpace background. SEE SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT LIVE! Corinne and Krystyna will be performing at Comix at Foxwoods Casino in CT Friday, June 20th & Saturday, June 21st for two shows only. 10:30PM showtime both night

Proving she is truly an evolved sexual being, this past weekend Krystyna introduced her boyfriend to a guy she used to fuck and also met his girlfriend while Corinne spent a rainy Friday night garnering herself some visible sexual injuries proving that maybe her body needs more calcium. On this juicy episode of the anti slut-shaming podcast, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with Jenni 'JWoww' Farley (of Jersey Shore fame) at her home in, you guessed it, New Jersey! The gals talk microwaving the keys to your boyfriend's BMW, cell phone snooping, cheating (like, really bad cheating), 'smushing' with your future fiancé on national television and pregnancy sex. Gym, Tan, Laundry, Podcast. Welcome to Guys We Fucked. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @StandupNYLabs Tweet Jenny @jenniwoww Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: s

Sure, they've talked about jizz-in-the-face, rape fantasies, dropping tits on passed out comrades and pissing on public floors, but it was their comical wish that Corinne's bang boo "be blacker" that stopped the record. Scraaaaaaatch! Alright, Young Al Sharptons of America (and India and Brazil and Jordan...etc.) let's discuss race! On this week's episode, Krystyna & Corinne (together known as comedy duo Sorry About Last Night) welcome the actual Black man of the hour -- MIKE BROWN. Grab some celery sticks and make sure your earbuds are pushed in tight 'cause you're about to get The Mike Brown Experience, including, but not limited to, shout-outs, emotions, smooth talk, interview talk, words without the 'g' at the end, Donald Sterling, Solange and those eyes. Ahh those Mike Brown eyes. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Mike @YoMikeBrown Twwet Labs @standupnylabs Instagram: instagram.com/so

Ahh! Spring is finally upon us and the smell of semen is in the air! While Krystyna was on the east side acting so crazy she thought the only logical explanation was pregnancy, Corinne was on the west side fucking a black guy. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last night hang with MARK NORMAND, comedian, writer of one of comedy's top slut-inspired jokes (as determined by Corinne) and dude Krystyna would fuck if circumstances were different. In this hilarious episode, the girls blast Mark's ideas of what women want ("weirdos and cool guys") and he shares a super sexy story involving Stove Top Stuffing and Ms. Frizzle (yes, like the ginger from Magic School Bus). OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Mother's Day, farts, Monica Lewinsky & fan dick pics. Also, if anyone knows a Spice Girl, please let us know. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet Mark Normand @MarkNorm Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnigh

While Krystyna has decided life is better without a full length mirror, Corinne has been busy basking in the glory of her butt as reflected in her brand new vanity mirror (emphasis on the vanity). This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome a dream guest, DAN SAVAGE. Savage is an author, media pundit & journalist best known for his syndicated sex advice column "Savage Love", his weekly podcast "Savage Lovecast" and for starting the "It Gets Better" campaign with husband Terry Miller. In this especially candid and intimate episode, Corinne & Krystyna pick Dan's brain on everything from prostate milking to his coining of the term 'monogamish'. Why do straight people make their significant others exile past fucks? Has Angelina Jolie lost her edge? Does a relationship have to end in a funeral home for it to be considered a success? Is Dan a body fascist faggot? Are facials demeaning? All these questions and more are answered during this can't-miss episode. Follow Dan Savage on Twitter @fakedan

After last week's cornucopia of emotions, Krystyna and Corinne needed to skip town. Krystyna found comfort in a Kim Kardashian-like stripper outside of Boston and Corinne traveled to the majestic land of New Jersey where her standing on the 'Tier of Sluttiness' was realized. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome a recurring GWF character of sorts...none other than CRAIG MAHONEY (AKA MAHOTTIE). Contrary to the show's title, sometimes having a penis in one's vagina isn't the true measure of a successful sexual encounter. Sometimes all that matters is that you woke up naked next to Craig Mahoney. Corinne recently woke up naked to Craig Mahoney and she's been reveling in her victory ever since. TOPICS INCLUDE: Craig ruins the dreams of strange children, dogs watching you bang, crooked dicks, being roofied & our most prized sexual mementos. PLUS: Bonus guest GWF Superfan LIZ from Australia & win tix to Hump! Tour 2014! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAb

It's been a rough week. Krystyna bombed, Corinne dropped some bombs. They both cried. After one of the more serious intros in Guys We Fucked history, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome this week's guest: a former professional escort (yeah, like a fancy prostitute) to shed some light on the often shit upon sex industry. In this rare estrogen-only episode, the 3-some discusses 3-ways (with various gender identity combos), feeling like a dumbass in lingerie, sadistic sex acts, girl crushes, humiliation narratives and reading one's porn. PLUS A SPECIAL BONUS FEATURE: What Anal Sex Means to Me E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener

The most important thing to remember during sex is that rhythm is a dancer. Although Corinne's a little rundown from all the mouse murdering she's been doing in her new digs and Krystyna's addiction to Sesame Chicken has reached new heights, the girls of Sorry About Last Night have rallied yet again to bring you answers to some of life's most harrowing questions such as the age-old TO SWALLOW...OR NOT TO SWALLOW? This week we meet freshly fucked JOE, a member of the Shaved Generation, who has been making out with Corinne since New Year's Eve 2012. Joe and Corinne share that special kind of disconnect that sits in only the numbest of hearts and Krystyna is only too happy to be the sole witness at the signing of their no-strings-attached friendly fuck treaty. TOPICS COVERED INCLUDE: 17-year-old sex, nose ring sex, jack hammer sex, holiday sex, lying to your mom FOR THE RIGHT REASONS, Hillary Rodham Clinton + that time Krystyna and Corinne HELD (not threw) a party. And, yes, Corinne now knows Nihilism isn't the