The Read

Who knew that Lil Mama was such a good actress? Nobody. Who knew that Kanye and Kim would have a widely publicized engagement? Everyone. All this and bad football, this week on The Read. Don't forget to grab tickets to Kid Fury's Trilloween: http://bit.ly/169eeVk

Madonna is fighting the power one text at a time, while Drake and Chris Brown continue to exhibit extreme lightskinned behavior. Plus, vine videos and GOP juice! Kid Fury Trilloween Tickets: bit.ly/169eeVj

Khloe and Lamar were seen together since Kris and Bruce Jenner are not. Miley Cyrus catches another swift read and Slim Thug can't control his hoodisms. Plus we chop it up with special guest, Chef Roblé!

Kanye is being stalked, Lamar Odom may have been set up and Lebron James got a virtual read. Plus, Kid Fury thinks buying bras on the hood sidewalk is gross.

Please pray for Kieran James Romney and while you’re at it tell Rihanna and Teyana to go be rich and quiet. Then get into the moment when The Read got to interview the amazing Jenifer Lewis. The Read – My Auntie Jenifer

Antoine Dodson is playing another publicity game and Miley’s man is over her. Plus, we’re tired of you cheeky queens touching Beyoncé. The Read – Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Sexuality

In an effort to get our lives and schedule together, The Read is dedicating this episode to you and your letters from home.​ (Yes, there is still a regular show this week.) The Read – The Mailbag

Keyshia Cole has apologized in hopes of salvaging what’s left of her edges. Bruno Mars is performing at the next Super Bowl and Gucci Mane has lost all three teaspoons of his mind. Plus, a simple reminder that Blue Ivy is better than you. The Read – Gucci This, Gucci That

From Lady Gaga to NSYNC to Miley Cyrus, we’re breaking down all our thoughts on the 2013 Video Music Awards. Also, we have a word on stans and agreeing to disagree. The Read – The VMA Review

So many celebrity stunt queens have been pulling it this week, so tell Perez Hilton, Miguel and Raz B to get their acrylic nails out of your pocketbook. Also, a word on gay ice cream and how it destroys children. The Read – Big Gay Ice Cream

This week, some chick in Switzerland tried our dear Queen Oprah, Kendrick Lamar turned the entire hip-hop industry upside down…and Beyoncé got a haircut. Plus, PMS is real and Miley’s edges are destroyed. The Read – Friendly Reminders

Beyoncé. King Bey. Motha. BGKC. Mrs Carter. This week we recap the snatching that took place at Barclays Center for the Mrs. Carter Show. The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show

This week, our good friend Chescaleigh is back to help us discuss Dwyane Wade’s typo name, DJ Khaled’s publicity stunt and much more. Your listener letters are as fiery as ever and Kid Fury has a powerful read for potato chip injustice. The Read – Sweet and Meat

Kanye went black skinhead on some jerk paparazzi and we at The Read are perfectly okay with that. The royal baby is here and Beyoncé’s weave has been compromised, plus much more! The Read – Luna Vs Serena

This past week has been an especially sucky one, but the show must go on. Grab a few deserved laughs as Kid Fury & Crissle talk Chris Brown, Keri Hilson, and the monstrous Kris Jenner. Plus, you listeners sound off! The Read – Well Deserved Laughs

This week, we all hail Jay’s Holy Grail. Mariah Carey busted her legendary ass and your letters from home are crazier than ever! Plus, our guest Assante introduces a new segment and Stevie J stops by the show in his fuckboy bus…   The Read – Stay Off The Bus

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle review the BET Awards before the holiday. Talk of George Zimmerman gets pretty heated and your letters from home are still insane!

This week, Blue Ivy has officially muted the name North West on Twitter. Paula Deen might be sorry for calling you all the N-word, but she’s still been fired. Plus, a listener update that will gag your shorts off!

Have you had a taste of Paula Deen’s racism lately? Come get a bite along with lots of shade for Kaidence Donda West and Chad Johnson. Plus, Crissle reads where it hurts…for Fury.

It’s been legal hell for a few celebrities as of late. This week, Kid Fury and Crissle bang the gavel on these famous fools. Plus, Miley Cyrus and her twerking are tired as hell.