Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about Dikembe Mutombo, playoffs, and interplanetary travel. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast  (33:30) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-3-16 - Bill rambles about The Ryder Cup, owning a Pit Bull, and dead people's guitars. (01:47:31) -  Anything Better NFL Picks & Preview Week 5 with Paul Virzi BET MGM If you haven’t signed up for BetMGM yet, use bonus code BURR and you will get up to a $1500 FirstBet Offer on your first wager with BetMGM! Here’s how it works:  1. Download the BetMGM app and sign-up using bonus code BURR. 2. Deposit at least $10 and place your first wager on any game.3. You will receive up to $1500 in bonus bets if your bet loses! Just make sureyou use bonus code BURR when you sign up! First Touchdown Offer Simply place a prop bet on the player to score the first touchdown in any NFL game.  If your player doesn't score first but instead scores second, you'll get your stake back in cash. Disclaimer: See BetMGM.com for Terms. 21+ only. US promotional offers not available

Bill rambles about red flags, the Oakland Athletics, and responses to 'ew ick' girl. Gametime:  Take the guesswork out of buying concert tickets with Gametime. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase.  Terms apply. Lands End:  See why thousands of brands count on Lands’ End Outfitters. Go to business.LandsEnd.com/BURR and use promo code BURR for 20% off your order. SimpliSafe:  Protect your home with 50% off a new SimpliSafe system, plus a free indoor security camera, when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR 

Bill rambles about the power of the podcast, Fruit Loops in Europe, and streaming services. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (28:03) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-26-24 - Bill rambles about books, sex suits, and road rage. (01:26:53) - Anything Better  NFL Picks & Preview Week 4 with Paul Vizi Open Phone:  With OpenPhone, you can guarantee your entire team has access to the same information so you can keep your team collaborative and your business is more efficient. OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR  BET MGM If you haven’t signed up for BetMGM yet, use bonus code BURR and you will get up to a $1500 FirstBet Offer on your first wager with BetMGM! Here’s how it works:  1. Download the BetMGM app and sign-up using bonus code BURR. 2. Deposit at least $10 and place your first wager on any game.3. You will receive up to $1500 in bonus bets if your bet loses! Just make sureyou use bonus code BURR when you sign up! First Touchdown Offer Simply pl

Bill rambles about his new Harley, ex's at weddings, and a girl who gets the 'ick'. Indocino:  Visit www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. SimpliSafe:  Protect your home with 50% off a new SimpliSafe system, plus a free indoor security camera, when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR Gametime:  Take the guesswork out of buying concert tickets with Gametime.  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase.

Bill rambles about urgent care, shoe-less, travelers, and being a hoarder. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:41) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback (01:40:46) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 3  Helix: Helix is offering 25% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Henson Shaving: Visit www.HensonShaving.com/BURR to pick the razor for you and use code BURR and you’ll get two years' worth of blades free with your razor–just make sure to add them to your cart. Lands End: See why thousands of brands count on Lands’ End Outfitters. Go to business.LandsEnd.com/BURR and use promo code BURR for 20% off your order.

Bill calls in sick. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (00:19) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-12-16 - Bill rambles about football, strip clubs, and quitting on stage. (57:02) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 2

Bill rambles about private gigs, God's worst work, and knots. Open Phone:  OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR  Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR SimpliSafe:  Protect your home with 50% off a new SimpliSafe system, plus a free indoor security camera, when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  

Bill rambles about nerds ruining the world, how to live near a prison, and California. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-5-16 - Bill rambles about bringing food to a party, parties, and hecklers. (01:44:00) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Week 1 If you haven’t signed up for BetMGM yet, use bonus code BURR and you will get up to a $1500 First Bet Offer on your first wager with BetMGM! Here’s how it works:  Download the BetMGM app and sign-up using bonus code BURR.   2. Deposit at least $10 and place your first wager on any game. 3. You will receive up to $1500 in bonus bets if your bet loses! Just make sure you use bonus code BURR when you sign up! Disclaimer: See BetMGM.com for Terms. 21+ only. US promotional offers not available in New York, Nevada, Ontario, or Puerto Rico. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER (Available in the US). Call 877-8-HOPENY or text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Call 1-800-NEXT-STEP (AZ), 1-800-327-5050 (MA), 1-800- BETS-OFF (IA),

Bill rambles about sleep needs, the first two weeks of college, and job site lingo. Liquid Death:  Go to www.liquiddeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. 

Bill rambles with Nate Craig about roofer liabilities, mid-west sports, and the newspaper. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (48:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-29-16 - Bill rambles about golf wear, Reno, and winning the Grand Slam. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Jackson Five - I'll Bet SimpliSafe: Protect your home this summer with 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Hims:  Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR  

Bill rambles about bear spray, ring camera surveillance, and glued up protesters. Lands End:  See why thousands of brands count on Lands’ End Outfitters. Go to business.LandsEnd.com/BURR and use promo code BURR for 20% off your order. Helix:  Helix is offering 25% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners!  www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.  Go to www.Stamps.com click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURR.

Bill rambles with comedian Tommy Tiernan about the Irish people, space to live, and the first puff. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:03:37) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-22-16 - Bill rambles about missing UFC 202, lewd behavior, and WrestleMania. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ultraista - Bad Insect  

Bill rambles about cars shows, Mike Love talking shit, and workplace hens. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. Indochino:  Customize your summer style with Indochino. Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. 

Bill rambles with Dean Delray about The Caverns, flipping quality stuff, and getting clipped on the 101. Tickets to see Bill and Dean at the Caverns September 8th - https://www.thecaverns.com/event/bill-burr-with-dean-delray-in-the-caverns (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:01:11) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-15-16 - Bill rambles about supermodels, mootz-ah-rella, and Billy Squier. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Pearl Jam - Amongst The Waves HelixSleep:  Helix is offering 25% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR 

Bill rambles about shoving things in drawers, pancakes for love, and CrossFit controversy. SimpliSafe:  Protect your home this summer with 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.  Click on the microphone on the home page and use code BURR at www.stamps.com

Bill rambles about going to see 'Sorcerer', joining the cast of Glengarry Glen Ross, and the Vatican. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (37:53) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-8-24 Bill rambles about performing in England, afternoon shows, and The Real Fast N Loud Arabs of London. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Smooth Jazz Allstars - On Broadway (George Benson Cover) Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Liquid Death:  Go to www.liquiddeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. Hims:  Start free trial at www.Hims.com/BURR  Indochino:  Customize your summer style with Indochino at www.Indochino.com/BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.

Bill rambles about the demise of Los Angeles's public transportation, clam digging, and men facing a lion.

Bill rambles about the Olympics, hospital food, and 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:55) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-1-24 - Bill rambles about Dublin, jet lag, and performing in a tent. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Dhani Harrison - For You Blue

Bill rambles about talking to bears, learning you have Asperger's, and firing your own boss. Land's End:  See why thousands of brands count on Lands’ End Outfitters. Go to business.LandsEnd.com/BURR and use promo code BURR for 20% off your order.

Bill rambles about riding a new Harley, the Iraq War, and the threat of everyone getting along. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (39:22) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-25-24 Bill rambles about The South,  security, and Deep Purple. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Pink Floyd - Run Like Hell (Pulse: Live) SimpliSafe:  Protect your home this summer with 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.Stamps.com click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURR