Poddy Break With Tim Hawkins

Tim's Mom is here! Pooz is here! John Crist is here! Honestly, this is the most people we've ever had on the bus. But even with those cameos this show is about the greatness that is Nelda Hawkins, Tim's mom. Hear her spin yarns about not being able to find a towel at the hotel, Coach accidentally drinking champagne, and the time Tim drank a bottle of laxative. She's got stories about not dancing, what Tim was like as a baby, and what it's like having a comedian as a son. Tweet us @poddybreak See Tim Live Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob Smiley is back! Tim and the gang have sandwich talk. Tim asks Jason the bus driver about putting pants on a pig. Cheese talks about sheep fur. Caleb and Tim talk about Christmas songs, Electric Light Orchestra and NEEDTOBREATHE. Also on this episode: Annoying noises. Bob's fear of heights. Senor Pretzel. And Freight fills us in on "walking around tacos". Tweet us @poddybreak  Get more of Bob at http://bobsmiley.com/ Tweet Bob @bobsmileycomic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jonnie W is back on the bus! Tim and Caleb geek out on Michael Jackson music. The gang decides if Freight should shave his head and grow a giant beard. Tim gets in trouble for running in church. Caleb leads the gang in a retrospective of corporal punishment. Jonnie gets hit by a wet orange in a gym sock, and Tim has a potty accident in the car. Chris Cornell and Neil Diamond stop by, and Luke Bryan duets with Michael Jackson. Also on this episode: Olympic Talk, Badminton memories with Tim & Freight, Tim gets a Gliffrey shirt and Freight gets his first fruit delivery from the fans. #FruitForFreight Tweet us @poddybreak Get #fruitforfreight trending, you weirdos! Get more of Jonnie W at: http://www.jonniew.com/ Ask Jonnie to sing anything as Chris Cornell @jonnie_w Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey guys and gals, it's time for "The Best of Poddy Break... so far?*". We don't even know how to describe this. It's just a menagerie of ridiculous clips, characters and voices, failures and fruit. Caleb and Aaron are here to guide you through the veritable promised land of podcast stupidity. LET'S DO THIS!!! Tweet us @poddybreak Get your Tim Tickets at http://timhawkins.net/pages/tour-dates  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob Smiley is back! Tim and company chat with Smiley B about real country music and what water tastes like. Tim learns that it's fun to stay at the IMCA and sings a song about a bucket. Caleb professes his addiction to animal crackers and Bob learns how to speak Spanish in a sauna. Also on this episode: Ikea man calls in. Freight does impressions of muppets. Tim has an awkward moment with a transgendered cashier, and then makes it worse. Bob gets covered with a mysterious liquid on an airplane. And Tim and Bob share their most cringe-worthy moments from years on the road. Tweet us your Australian accents @poddybreak  Get more of Bob Smiley at: http://bobsmiley.com/ Ask Bob for a dollar @bobsmileycomic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time for Poddy Break: Snack Edition… Tim and the crew chow down, and we're piping it straight into your brain! On this episode, we meet Bugle preserver, Brian Henry Thomson. Caleb and Cheese (Merch Manager Matt) discuss the last time they cried. Freight impersonates a Canadian while Caleb sings Taylor Swift. Tim talks about Satanist Youth Camps and how Frosted Mini Wheats brought down the Vikings. Also on this episode: Tim talks about his old band "Better than Enemas". The gang discusses Pokemon Go. Free back hair maintenance tips. And Poozan (Freight's wife) calls with breaking news from Grey's Anatomy. Talk to us! @poddybreak Getchu some Timmy Tickets! http://www.timhawkins.net Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The awesome Michael Jr joins us on the podcast this week. Tim, Michael Jr, John Branyan and Caleb figure out that Craig isn't on the bus. Tim LOVED Michael Jr in God's Not Dead, even though he wasn't in it. Michael tells us to put our Mom's hands up. John Branyan tries to get free eggs from a bunch of roosters. Michael has a theory about pet names, and Tim pays top dollar for dogs without baggage. Also on this episode: Michael Jr (dotcom) has a bunch of irons in the fire. Tim gets confused on Michael's projects again. Michael doesn't understand the rhythm of Caleb's voice. And John learns that he's color deaf. Tweet us @poddybreak See more Michael Jr at http://michaeljr.com Tweet him @Michaeljrcomedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE RETURN OF SPOILED RICH KID… This episode is a special one, because Tim, his kids, Spencer, Olivia (Livi), Levi, and Spencer's new bride, Keagan are all along for the ride. Spoiled Rich Kid kicks things off, and educates Caleb on bidets. Tim gets a flip phone, and gets upset when people eat his macadamia nuts. Levi's hair looks like Twitty from Even Stevens, and family friend Brock gets mauled by a house cat off camera. Spencer and his new bride, Keagan honeymoon at Disneyland and eat bad Japanese candy. Keagan gives her insights into the St. Louis Blues off season strategy, while Spencer and Tim get overly aggressive on the ice. Olivia gets a sloth for graduation, pledges her allegiance to the monarchy and cries at mean YouTube comments. Caleb and Tim get a curry in the basement of Rashpoot and talk about their trip to England. Oh, and Spoiled Rich Kid is back, if you're into that sort of thing. Tweet your little fingers off @poddybreak See Tim Live!!! - http://timhawkins.net/pages/tour-dates

Show me that smile, again… Because it's time for another Poddy Break! This week, we've got the amazing Kirk Cameron! Tim is concerned for Kirk's disheveled appearance. Kirk suggests that Tim should take a turn on Dancing with the Stars, and Tim blames Kirk for his haircuts in the 80s. Friend of the show, Gary King, asks a serious question, and Tim gives a terrible answer. Then Kirk asks a serious question, and Tim gives another terrible answer. Kirk buffs up and beards up for a movie roll. Also in this episode: The gang discusses the secret areas of Disneyland. Caleb orders Panda Express in the middle of the show. Tim has a movie idea, and gives Kirk the right of first refusal. Two new characters call into the show after Kirk decides to give away tickets to Tim's shows in exchange for answering a trivial question. And Kirk's marriage seminars prove, as long as we've got each other, we can take anything that comes our way. Tweet your little fingers off @poddybreak Get more of Kirk at http://kirkcameron.c

We havin' a poddy up in here! Tim welcomes comedian Taylor Tomlinson. In this episode, Caleb and Tim faceswap, while Freight gets crazy with emojis. Taylor teaches Tim a new word. Mozart gets insecure about his age. Taylor and Tim swap bad emcee introduction stories, while Caleb lights a candle for Kari Jobe and the Saint Louis Blues. Also: Tim bursts onto the country music scene, unbeknownst to himself. Taylor recounts her time on NBC's Last Comic Standing, and decides to write greeting cards in a secluded cabin. Caleb gets "lotionized", and talks about how many friends he has. Tim tries to connect with his audience at a buffet. Finally theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking makes a brief guest appearance. Tweet your little fingers off @poddybreak Get more Taylor at http://ttomcomedy.com Tenaciously Tweet Taylor Tomlinson @taylortomlinson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dust off those record albums, and get ready to trip the light fantastic. Woohoo! Tim teaches Freight how to read. Caleb adds every movie in existence to his watchlist. Aaron's rescue dog barks at golfers. And Freight punches Aaron in the face. Also in this episode: Tim and Aaron geek out on record albums and the difference between analog and digital. Caleb loses his mind for Hot Cocoa and learns some big words. Aaron cries like a little baby man at a cartoon, and Tim has chlorine eyes during bible study. Tweet us @poddybreak Getcha some Timmy Tickets Send Joe Walsh lyrics to @aaron_willis Songs in this episode: Walkin' the Country - Keith Urban in The Ranch - iTunes - Google Play Major TomTom - Tim Hawkins - iTunes - Google Play Hot Cocoa - Tim Hawkins - iTunes - Google Play Take my Squirrel to the Park - Tim Hawkins - iTunes - Google Play Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Branyan is back! In this episode, Tim and Caleb metaphorically hold hands in laughter. John Branyan reveals his wrestling persona, and finishing move. And, Tim's music producer, Aaron Willis, chimes in with his virtual reality roller coaster experience. Tim eats a bouillon cube. John ponders putting vanilla behind his ears. Caleb becomes a comedy goalie. And Siri clearly has no idea who she's talking to.   Also in this episode: Meet Glade, the guy that wants to know where you got that turkey leg, the gang discusses their favorite smells, and Caleb opens a window of floor space.   Chat us up on twitter @poddybreak Get more of John Branyan at: http://jbcomedy.webflow.io/ Tweet John @john_branyan Ask Aaron dumb questions @aaron_willis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wow, we're all over the map on this one. Jonnie has a canker sore, Tim laments his skin tags, and Caleb finds a bag full of beard in the medicine cabinet. Tim reminisces about the time he got a mouthful of mustard at La Petite Academy, and then Tim and Jonnie fall down the rabbit hole of Professional Wrestling. Also in this episode: Tim knocks himself unconscious at a prom alternative. Jonnie slides across the stage on his elbows. Caleb researches the legality of shooting a hawk. An MMA fighter winds up on our bus. And Jonnie Canker and Jimmy the Cyst part ways, citing creative differences. Holla at us: @poddybreak See this lunacy, live in your town: Get Tim Tickets! Get more of good ole Jonnie at http://jonniew.com/ Tweet him: @Jonnie_W Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Whew buddy, this episode of Poddy Break is chock-a-block with ridiculousness! Tim and fellow comedian Jonnie W relive the days of backwards masking, dare each other to say goofy words on stage, and watch pimple popping videos together. Also, Caleb gets swole, Freight steps on a landmine, and Carey the Bus Driver recounts his tales on the road. On that twitter game @poddybreak Get more of Jonnie W at http://jonniew.com/ Tweet in his general direction: @Jonnie_W Be an instafan: @jonniewcomedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This very special episode features the Rockshow Road Crew. Get to know Caleb, Freight, & Matt (Queso) as Tim delves deep into the psyche of the group. Listen to Sweet Child of Mine sung by a bodybuilder. Enjoy as Freight runs down his must see TV list, and the gang tries to figure out what's up with AC/DC. The IHOP waitress needs help remembering milk, the crew deals with Facebook Live, and Tim plays in the gumball machine at the Ford dealership. Tweet until your fingers fall off... @poddybreak Click here to SEE TIM LIVE!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ready for a Poddy Break? In this episode, Tim gets stuck in a glue trap, twice. Bob Smiley takes a tortilla shower and meets Merle Haggard. Caleb and Freight profess their love for hard boiled eggs and asparagus. Meet the crew, and learn everyone's bathroom warning sounds. Get to know the new tour bus mascot, Charlie the Mouse!   Hit us up on twitter @poddybreak   Get more of Bob at: http://bobsmiley.com/ Bob's on Twitter: @bobsmileycomedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab a couple of cheesesticks, and listen as Kenn returns to avenge his lost episode!! Tim ponders funny doctor names. Kenn and Caleb make it weird. Learn how Freight and his wife got their nicknames. Kenn and Tim tell "The Belt Story", and Kenn makes a midnight run to Walmart. Oh yeah, and FREIGHT SINGS!!!!! FO REALZ!!! #RoadDogTurnsSongBird Also on this episode: "Who's Pandra?" and "Try a delicious loaf of Sans Bread®" Send us your beans and rice recipies on twitter @poddybreak Check out more of Kenn at http://www.kennkington.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh boy! It's time for another Poddy Break. John's dad dials a telephone and flies a kite, while Tim accuses Ted Cruz of eating off brand cereal. Caleb is relieved of his title as Water Expert, and Tim zip-a-dee-doo-dahs himself into an electric scooter. Also in this episode: "Who invented the microwave?" and "A Day at the Pigeon Factory". Hit us up on twitter @poddybreak Visit John's interwebs homepage John's on twitter @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim welcomes artist and long time friend, Laura C. They discuss songwriting, verbal vomit, bossy songs, and Ironman figurines. Tim's wife, Heather, and Caleb are along for the ride. A British guy reads country music lyrics, yorkies attack, and Tim looks up cathartic in the dictionary. This episode features Laura C's song "Broken Open" from her album "The Gift of Brokenness". Get more of Laura C on iTunes or listen to her music on ReverbNation Don't forget to chat us up @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listen in as Tim and long time friend John Branyan discuss John's wardrobe, bringing a clothes dryer on stage, and what Batman villain, Bane, has been up to lately. Also, Jack Hanna lets a puma loose on the bus, Freight tries to stave off the black plague, all whilst John dotes on his grandchildren. Don't forget to tweet the guys your comments, questions, and alternative uses for baking soda at @poddybreak Get more of John Branyan at: http://jbcomedy.webflow.io/ or on twitter @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices