Poddy Break With Tim Hawkins

Kenn Kington is back, and he’s ready to roll. This week on Poddy Break, Tim professes his love of dimmers. Freight reprimands Tim for digging his fingers in the nut jar. Kenn is a walking miracle. Tim and Kenn talk about joke thieves. And, CALEB FINDS THE FOAMY THING!!! Also on this episode: Tim gives his kids 200 oz of Mr. Pibb. We meet Taylor Swift’s sisters. Kenn’s heart calls into the show. Caleb and Josh get Freight to load the trailer. And, Luke Bryan sings the national anthem! Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of Kenn at kennkington.com Tweet Kenn @kennkington Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab your waffles, it’s time to party! Tim’s producer, Aaron Willis, joins the crew this week. Freight and Aaron chow down at a Bob Evan’s. Tim wonders about his standards of a clean house. Freight puts his toothbrush in the cabinet. Caleb hugs too long because Freight throws his shoes away. And Tim puts a piranha in his mouth. Also on this episode: Aaron compares The Revenant to My Little Pony. The gang answers important questions from Twitter. Freight’s mom finds a cooler full of cash in the garage. Tim has walnut bowls. And Freight and Tim sing some Freight-i-oky!!! Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Ask Aaron random questions @aaron_willis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ding ding, back in the ring, for another round of Poddy Break! Tim’s eldest son Spencer is on the show, and he’s making bowties for dogs! Caleb’s been bored during the slow work season, and Tim has lactic acid in his quads. Freight sings a sliver of karaoke, and laughs at a dog. And the Hawkins clan makes a terrifying discovery in the family van. Also in this episode: Tim misses the smell of mimeograph ink. Luke Bryan hits Dylan Scott with a folding chair. Kevin the Guitar Center guy shows up and plays some monster riffs. Freight speaks in his Russian Accent. And Spencer eats a whole jar of strawberry preserves. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Click here for Goosehaven Bowties! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s another pow wow in the man cave! This week, Tim’s relatives try to sell him Amway. Caleb and his brother, Josh (Freight’s other son) spend their inheritance on LuLuLemon. Tim does puzzles, and banishes others to work on the sky. Freight blurts out the gate code. And Josh can’t wake up to work out. Also in this episode: Pop Star rankings with Caleb. Tim does “paint-by-number” on the toilet. Freight recounts his time in Beaumont, TX. An elderly gentleman does bicep curls in his hoveround scooter. And Tim tries to get sponsored by Costco Vodka. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim’s wife, Heather, and daughter, Olivia, are in the mancave! This week, we try to figure out what’s up with Tim’s cup. Olivia and Tim ponder sheep bar mitzvahs. What is a Christian Season? Heather talks about being married to Tim. And Caleb thinks women are like treadmills. Also in this episode: Tim and Caleb discuss being an artist vs. chasing success. Tim finds out that the secret of country music is “Eight… Wait… BOOM!”. Olivia talks about life overseas. And the gang says what they’re loving right now. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join the Tim, Caleb and Freight in the mancave!!! This week, Tim has elbow pain. Nobody knows how Amazon works. Tim has a big mug. The gang takes questions from fans, and offers up a brief history of the weirdness that is Poddy Break. Also on this episode: Tim doesn’t have a foamy thing. Freight has his soffits and facia covered in vinyl. A man punches a kangaroo. The boys discuss their favorite Christmas movies. The crew gets a call from a German inventor. And Tim shakes down the entire country music industry. Merry Christmas!!! Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Get your free download of the Freightback song and say hello to Josiah at: https://soundcloud.com/josiahcharon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back for Branyan 2: Electric Boogaloo. This week, Jason walks in. Caleb and Branyan can't figure out what fresh milk is. Tim tries to figure out how much riboflavin a grown man needs. Branyan confesses his love for Mountain Dew Code Red. And Freight accidentally pitches a new Disney movie. Also on this episode: Caleb has been plowing the nans, again. Tim won't go in a hot air balloon. Branyan apparently doesn't listen to the podcast. Freight talks about dogs ruffing, while workers are roofing. Caleb lies about reading books for pizza. And everyone tells there "terrible" jokes that are always funny. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of John Branyan at http://jbcomedy.webflow.io/ Tweet him @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yo, yo… Big John BranBran is on the biggity-bus… Freight totally wrecks, like, 5 whole  ‘nans. Tim asks what everyone for their Christmas “must-have’s”. Freight wants a flashlight that you can deep fry. Gonzo becomes a pirate. And the gang gets a phone call from Caleb’s beard. Also on this episode: Tom Cruise is an alien, and other conspiracy theories. John list his favorite horror movies. Caleb has a nightmare that comes true. Bob Ross gets a little arrogant. And Pablo Escobar start selling Girl Scout Cookies. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of John Branyan at http://jbcomedy.webflow.io/ Tweet him @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim’s brother & manager, Todd, is on the bus! This week, Freight suppresses his feelings. Tim and Todd reminisce about terrible gigs and trying to find success in the early days.  Todd talks about the unfortunate side-effects of Caleb’s diet. And Tim pretends his brother is a turtle. Also on this episode: Freight takes a drink and it’s super weird. Todd talks about addictive personalities. Caleb and Todd go for a run. Tim is writing a movie. Caleb tries to skip Christmas decorating at Freight’s house.  And Tim and Todd resent Freight’s childhood Christmases. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DING DING!! Time for Round 2!! Listen as Bob shares stories of dating in the modern age, as Freight slowly transforms into Crappaw. Tim reminisces about what dating was like in the old days, and Caleb is tired of playing the game. Freight doesn’t care about emojis. And Caleb says "Wife Me"... Also on this episode: Tim tears a donut hole in half. The gang reveals their personal trump cards. Bob talks about his career after divorce. Caleb goes on a diet and his circle of friends has a meltdown. And, Freight watches Bob’s periscope of the podcast WHILE HE’S ON THE PODCAST!?! Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Check out Bob’s Website - http://www.bobsmiley.com/ Tweet Bob @bobsmileycomic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob is back for another Poddy Break! Tim and Caleb try to whisper for the entire episode. Freight doesn’t have a foamy thing on his microphone. Bob buys groceries for Crappaw. Tim specifies what a sandwich is. The gang talks about who makes them laugh. And Caleb sings the Hippopotamus Song. Also on this episode: Tim loses his cheese stick. Bob leaves a Gonzo mug in his attic. Freight does an impersonation. Caleb has an audio meltdown. The gang discusses how early is too early for a pot pie. And we hear an interview with Tim at 6 years old by his father, Dave “Coach” Hawkins. Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Check out Bob’s Website - http://www.bobsmiley.com/Tweet Bob @bobsmileycomic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re back for PART 2!!! Tim discovers that Freight likes coffee. Caleb holds up Tim’s live show to make a pour over during intermission. Jonnie’s not slim enough to panhandle. Freight buys 8 boxes of twinkies and gets recognized. And Tim has a nerf war in his basement. Also on this episode: Caleb gets into an altercation after wrestling goes too far. Jonnie throws a bully down a muddy hill. Tim parodies Lee Greenwood, in front of Lee Greenwood. And the show goes downhill when old Crappaw shows up with his tennis ball. Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/Tweet him @jonnie_w Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Up and at ‘em! It’s time for another Poddy Break! Jonnie W is back for Part 1 of a TWO PART EPISODE! Everybody wakes up at the crack of noon to record the podcast. Jonnie has bed head, Caleb has hoarse voice, and Freight sits down REAL HARD!!! Tim bestows the virtues of Ozone Water. Caleb works out. Jonnie’s friends are using him as a crutch to bulk up. Caleb drink orange juice because he wasn’t warned. Also on this episode: Freight says the bus is 50 hands high. Tim visits New York and loses $100 in 5 minutes. Jonnie reveals that Bob Ross hates his own afro. Tim’s wife, Heather, tries to address the white elephant in the room. Freight attempts early morning karaoke. And Jonnie ponders the name “Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse”. Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/Tweet him @jonnie_w Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who’s ready for more?!?! Kenn Kington is on the bus! Pooz is on the bus! Spencer is on the bus! EVERYONE IS ON THE BUS!!! Glade calls in! Kenn and Tim talk about past jobs. The gang talks about songs they never want to hear again, and OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS, TIM AND FREIGHT SING A DUET!!!! Also on this episode: Fresh Thyme Farmers Market gets P-P-P-P-P-POOZED ON! Enjoy Bowtie Talk with Spencer. Ikea Man thinks the watermelon spears are as crunchy as jicama. And Tim calls his kids “Hun”. Let’s get Freight 1,000 followers! Follow him @chrismabrey Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Get your Kenn fix at http://www.kennkington.com/ Tweet him @kennkington Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you ready??!??!?! John Branyan is back on the bus, and we’re ready to go! Tim insults John’s love of chicken strips. Freight forges Caleb’s signature on a cymbal. John gives an egg update. Tim tries to blow up a Jolly Rancher in the microwave. And Freight finds a gnat in his loaf of bread. Also in this episode: John suggests making a twinkie gun with gunpowder. Homeland security confiscates some pumpkin canons. John explains where baby corn comes from, while Tim gets weirded out by english cucumbers. Tim eats a deer heart. AND FREIGHT GETS A COMEBACK STARTER KIT AND IT’S THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!! World, get ready for #freightbacks! Tweet us with your #freightbacks Let’s get Freight 1,000 followers! Follow him @chrismabrey Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Tweet John Branyan @john_branyan Click here for John's website! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang is hanging out in the man cave at Tim’s casa. Cheese has the sniffles. Tim installs a dimmer while sitting on the toilet. Freight sits on his mic. Caleb sprays sea salt in his hair. The gang has hat talk, and decides to go see hockey in Canada. Also in this episode: Freight has a garage sale. Tim ponders getting the band back together. The gang talks about pranks. Freight pees in Tim’s cornflakes. And Cheese has his #iamfreight moment. Let’s get Freight 1,000 followers! Follow him @chrismabrey Follow us @poddybreak Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, well, well… It looks like good old Bob Smiley is back on the bus! In this episode, Tim discovers Cheerwine. Caleb and Tim equip Freight to defend himself. The gang talks about meeting you, the fans, at shows. Bob gets a bottle of ketchup. Also in this episode: Brian “Head” Welch brakes Tim’s frog. Caleb gets a tiny pumpkin. Coach cuts Tim’s hair. The gang talks about Halloween costumes. Bob doesn’t understand that haunted houses aren’t real. And, if you’ve had a tropical fruit smoothie between the dates of August 12th to September 14th, we can’t take your blood… Let’s get Freight 1,000 followers! Follow him @chrismabrey Follow us @poddybreak Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Tweet Bob your ketchup stories @bobsmileycomic Get Bob stuff at http://www.bobsmiley.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jonnie W is back! (and we could talk to him if Freight didn't take his sweet time getting to the dadgum microphone...) Tim gets flummoxed by cheese cubes. Jonnie gets in trouble with his wife because of something Caleb said. And, in a special turn of events... JASON THE BUS DRIVER IS ON THE PODCAST! Jason gets a poignant phone call from the strange man that he found in his hotel room. (and it's amazing!)   Also on this episode: Jonnie talks about his past jobs. Tim starts "hot sauce talk". Jonnie rants about E.T. for the Atari 2600. Freight touches his mic. The gang talks about Fortune Cookies, Ouija Boards and Magic Eight Balls. And Jonnie leaves his rental car running during one of his shows.  Tweet the gang @poddybreak See Tim Live – Click Here Get to know Jonnie W - http://www.jonniew.com/ Tweet him @jonnie_w Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hold on to your seats! Daren is back on the bus. This episode, the gang visits Mount Rushmore. Freight, Tim & Daren recount where they were on the morning of September 11th. Freight remembers tiny Caleb and his pumpkin. #pumpkinsforcaleb Daren gets covered in ticks. One of those ticks calls into the show. Also in this episode: Daren gets locked out of the bathroom. Freight raises the ruff. We ask the fans to name the bus. Tim wants to put a slide in the nostrils of the mountainous visage of George Washington. Please tweet your #iamfreight stories to @poddybreak Check out Daren and his awesome Radio Show at http://darenstreblow.com/ Tweet him @darenstreblow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have the legendary JOHN CRIST on the bus! Tim, John, Caleb & Freight talk about John's viral video, authenticity in the Christian industry, and eating at Buffalo Wild Wings. Ikea man makes an appearance, and Tim wants to kickstart the Freight Fruit calendar. Also in this episode: John talks about his failed stand up bits, Tim finds joy in picking up stuff in his yard, and Freight gives insight into the mysterious world of gift cards. Tweet us @poddybreak Click here to SEE TIM LIVE! Tweet John Crist @johnbcrist Or online at http://johncristcomedy.com/   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices