Coyle And Sharpe: The Imposters

Tires are food, too.

If possible, would you turn your head into a sugar bowl?

The story of Coyle & Sharpe's put-on of jazz legend Dizzy Gillespie. 

Coyle & Sharpe try to convince a truck driver to run them over.

Coyle & Sharpe get really silly with an unsuspecting gentleman.

Coyle and Sharpe render a man mute with the utterance of a single word: Grevenz.

Coyle & Sharpe discuss the prospects of a 7 ft., 300 lb, antennaed leech man in San Francisco.

This week, Coyle & Sharpe talk seriously with a man about apples that grow human feet, and how he might herd them across the country.

Coyle and Sharpe try to convince a mailman to let them deliver some mail, and promise not to do any "rifling".

Coyle & Sharpe introduce "San Francisco's newest, freshest talent: James P. Coyle, Professional Droner". 

Coyle and Sharpe ask a gentleman if they can record the inside of his stomach.

Coyle and Sharpe affect piss-poor French accents and ask an antiques dealer if they can smash his goods.

A gentleman discusses the merits and difficulties of a mechanically elongated head.

Coyle and Sharpe approach a football coach about training wolverines to play football.

Coyle and Sharpe are looking for an attendant for their agricultural facility.  He should be comfortable with control procedures and be willing to apply electrical shock if neccessary.

Coyle and Sharpe discuss with an Australian gentleman the possibility of growing an ashtray from his head.

Coyle & Sharpe prepare for home surgery.

Would you cross THE PLANK?

This week Coyle & Sharpe attempt to sell (or lease) two children to a young mother.

Coyle and Sharpe offer a San Franciscan a job in a recreation of the fires of hell.