Worst. Show. Ever.

The recent hurricane in Florida saw Dave relocated, dealing with spoilage, in close proximity of other people, and every other bad thing one can throw at someone like him. It […]

Don’t mistake today’s abundance of topics as actually being prepared. Sean went to Montreal, Dave references Faces of Death, and eating at a lightless restaurant staffed by blind people. Johnny […]

Dave’s been saving up and has plenty to complain about this week… from baseball games and trying to NOT make friends, boy scouts, and Sean and Dave somehow changed places. […]

This one’s a doozey. Today, our guests Clair and Bryan are teasing their new podcast, Something Nice to Say, where they take universally hated things and try to say nice […]

The guys discuss whether or not Dave’s son should watch Gremlins and their experiences in high school. Dave meets his waiter in the Popeye’s bathroom, and guess what the guy […]

Dave rants about racism in football celebrations, a judge ordering a Florida man to stop ordering pizza, and the upcoming podcast death match with the Something Nice to Say hosts. […]

The guys talk about the big showdown coming between Dave and the Something Nice to Say podcast hosts, who take horrible events and find something nice to say about them. […]

Dave is plotting to thwart his son’s love of baseball in favor of gaming; Johnny has traumatic scars from baseball as a kid; and Dave’s life revolves around licking or […]

The guys are fishing for something Dave can rant about, and Dory’s on the hook in today’s episode. Sean rants about Dreamworks stealing Disney’s thunder. Angry Birds spied on you […]

Dave goes to Walmart and loses his faith in humanity. He also wonders where the meat in the deli actually comes from. He talks about what would happen if he […]

The guys go off about Olive Garden and sub-par restaurant chains. A live viewer creates a new drinking game in Sean’s honor. The guys try to convince Sean that if […]

We have a special guest today, 21-year-old Logan, in order for him to learn all there is to know about dating, marriage, and life in general. How to send dick […]

Dave is DONE with his former favorite restaurant and the friend who ordered appetizers before he showed up. He realizes that the Tao is a scam. Dave gives genius advice […]

Today, the guys talk about OCD porn, a WSE so bad it couldn’t be aired, and Sean reads the Slack transcript of Audra giving it the axe. Dave talks about […]

Sean advocates for drug users with his son, Dave’s son asks about ‘nibbles,’ and Johnny takes the high road. The guys’ kids experiment with cussing. Dave shares a minor victory […]

Dave has OCD. Sex is gross because there’s goo involved. No one’s getting fucked by Tucker Max. Johnny advocates tongs for toilet issues. The guys play a rousing game of […]

Topic… what’s a topic? Johnny rants about selling his stuff before the move. Sean tells the story about when he and Johnny flew to Chicago, and make fun of Dave’s […]

Today, the guys share the hilarious and terrible things that happened at the Smarter Artist Summit, including the week of restaurants and staying at the Airbnb with Dave and Johnny. […]

Dave talks about his preparations for the trip to Austin, and having Jesus as co-pilot on driving day. He shares some of his possibilities for death or maiming that could […]

Today, the guys talk about how Dave is ruining Sean and Johnny’s enjoyment of the world. Sean sees the world through Dave-colored glasses when he goes on a cruise to […]