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Verily I sayeth unto you listen and rejoice, for as disarmed soldiers reunite the gothic writer cast his stories into the sea with promise of discovery in faraway lands, and whence discovered the multitudes will look upon his works and know that he was full of crap. Then at last there will be peace among nations. Enjoy!

Ask yourself. How many colors would a German boy see if he was eating ice cream while the government tracked him on a magic based electronic app? If you can answer that, then I'll see you in clown court! ENJOY!

You ready for this ice cream and bacon flavored adventure!? All genetically recreated and prepared to make aviation history? Just make sure you know who you're related to first. 

Dog lovers, be on the lookout for a strange young man with a shovel sized bruise prowling the streets and kidnapping your beloved pets. Stay vigilant and you'll never have to worry about Fido getting involved in one of those subterranean canine train gangs ever again. 

Welcome to the future of reality, where you will live to be 200 years old with vat grown rat hips and watch movies all day long on the moon base's virtual theater! You will give academy awards to actors who doen't exist when this masterpeice of podcasting pleasures blinds you with SCIENCE! 

Don't spend your life sitting on the toilet, get out there and explore! You could climb to the top of a pyramid if you wanted to, but don't be surprised when squids start suicide bombing your beach party. Who knows, they might even make a movie about you. Or maybe a hundred movies! Warning: This statement may cause you to have higher expectations for your life than are reasonably possible or even healthy to think about. But seriously, quit hogging the bathroom, other people live here too ya know.

"Rats. Rats. Rats! Thousands! Millions of them! All red-blood! All these I will give you if you will obey me!"

Look over your shoulders folks! Jelly is raining from the sky! It could be stealthily watching your every move, or maybe that's just the government? Better prepare those cybernetic fists you've been saving for a special occasion. 

Will the Chinese government survive the tomb of the sadomassocistic cult, or vomit pure cows milk after inhaling canned air? You, the listener, must decide! Enjoy!

Have you ever suffered from the paranoid delusion that a neanderthal was watching you through the webcam in your computer? Perhaps you're not as crazy as you think? Or maybe you are, it's up to you really. But that's besides the point! Tonight Matt and Lucas discuss the public access of private webcams and the implications of bringing the neanderthals back from extinction. 

Have you ever had to look over your shoulder while playing a game for fear of being attacked by assassins? Have you ever eaten the most spicy thing in the word and lived? Have you ever dreamed of living in your own Millenium Falcon? Well, we explore all these questions and more on season two's first episode!

Matt and Bubba away so David Halstead has come to play! Join Luke and Dave as the two sit down to discuss feathery biological abnormalities and what to expect when a ghostly mongoose comes to make itself at home in your walls. 

Just in time to save you from quirky news withdrawal, Flapdoodle Forum returns to deliver the biweekly goodness! Now with 100% more Bubba! Feast your ears on an unbelievable story of survival, a house in a very inconvenient place, and the remarkable talents of the "fastest human in the world." NOTE: There was a technical diffculty during recording, so the episode is cut a little short. Sorry for the inconvenience to your listening pleasure. 

The jellycasters have their work cut out for them with a pair of mindblowing stories. A baffling possessed toaster and headscratching crackpot theories about Earth are what Matt and Lucas will have to contend with as they continue to search for the weirdest and most interesting news found on our flat planet!

Listen intently as the Psycho Jellyfish crew takes you through four tales of unusual occurrences. You'll be tantalized by curious anime costumes, messages from the grave, lights in the sky, and a cannibal celebrity in Japan. 

Join Matt, Luke, and Bubba as they contemplate a future full of dream machines, the mysteries of the Birdmuda Triangle, murderous chickens, and how unlucky you must be to run over a bear. 

Hold on to your virtual kidneys for another shock and awe of bizarre news! The full Flapdoodle team is reunited just in time to tackle some stories about a trashed kidney, big cat on the loose, and the ethics behind one man's quest for love.

The Flapdoodle team dissects a slate of stories about some delectable oddities. This time they must contend with nuclear explosion artwork, a non-human mayor of a small town, and a fanboy dream-tribute to batman.

The things people will do for, well, the things people do. This week on Flapdoodle Foum, Matt and Lucas sit down to discuss children strapped to car hoods, vehicles lasting way longer than they should, and tricky questions behind banning skinny people from gyms. 

Amazement is on the menu of this week's delicious episode! Bubba takes Lucas's place as the Flapdoodlers face off against a plethora of unfathomabilities, including a freak speargun accident, hobo hot-tubbing, the search for extraterrestrial life, and so much more!