Tardy To The Party

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about one of those 80s Sci-Fi movies no one has ever heard of! It's Space Raiders! Why is this so badly edited? How do you make the Cantina scene from the Star Wars Holiday Special seem lively in comparison? How much effort can one group of people do to get one dork kid home? Why did he have a bug in a beer can? Why does it start in just some current day warehouse? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel Continue to work their way through the Disney through the Decades section on Disney+(Find a link in the sidebar)! This week they watched The Pre-Opening Disneyland & Story of Animated Drawing! Just how much time can they spend on a wheel with drawings on it that spins? How much of Fantasia in black and white can one person sit through? Did they outsource anything for Disneyland? How close to racist do these 1950s episodes get? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about some old ads in an X-men comic, and probably a bit about the comic too.... I GUESSS. Why is Cyclops such a dork ass loser? Why was Storm topless? Why is everyone in this comic such a dick? How bad does Wolverine's costume smell? How many things about X-men can two non comic book dorks get wrong? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about 20,000 Leagues under the Sea! Just how much slow undersea walkin' around footage can one movie have? Just how high can one man pull the waist line of his pants? What possible reason did they keep Mr. Lands on the ship? How many buttholes can one Seal poke? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel fill out awful April with Rise of Skywalker! Why did it have to end like this? Why bring back the Emperor? Why undo the last movie so much? What point is there to not allow a droid to translate Sith? Why didn't they shoot the big guns right away? Why add more boring new characters? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week, Bill and Daniel watch another awful movie for awful April, and this time, it's pretty darn awful. It's Foodfight! The holy grail of bad animated movies. Why does everyone move like video game characters stuck in the geometry? Why is this movie so horny on main? How do you make a fart joke not funny? How is anyone who made this still making movies? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about the finical whoopsy doodle that is Tomorrowland! Why would they think we're okay with them stealing all our best and brightest? Why does everyone like to shout and argue so much? Why did they make a grown man look romantically at a dying child robot? Why did Bill watch this movie fifty times when he hates it so much? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

It's the start of Awful April, and the first pick is going the be the rotoscoped dumpster fire that is The Lord of the Rings! Who said this animation was acceptable? Why does Sam look like a foot? Why is the Balrog a Pringles can with wings and a lion head? Why can't you tell the races of Middle Earth apart? How do some people consider this a decent movie? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about what some consider to be one of the greatest movies of all time, it's A Knight's Tale! Why are some people so filthy but some are so clean? Who on earth designed that lady's outfits? Why does he hate the bad guy so damn much? What dingus picked the songs for this thing? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about 1953's Peter Pan! Why is everyone so awful? Who decided to make Tinkerbell so thick she can't fit through a keyhole? Why so racist Disney? How did Disney manage to redeem a murdering hate filled Pixie? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to actually watch a movie they're tardy to! It's 1988's coming to America! If you watch the sequel first, does this count as a prequel? How refreshing is it when the only white person in your movie is Louie Anderson? Can Bill and Daniel handle a movie where everyone is so optimistic? Just how long does a royal penis cleaning take? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

We've come to the last batch of shorts for our trek through the Disney through the Decades section on Disney+ (Which can now be found here). This week we sat down and talked about Don's fountain of youth, The new neighbor, Simple things, Dragon around, Grand Canyonscope, and Beezy Bear! Found out if these shorts go out with a bang, or a Pluto quality whimper on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about how Bill became the last person on Earth to not have seen Austin Powers! Why did they hide Dr. Evil's face? Were hairy dudes ever considered sexy by anyone other than hairy dudes? Can a comedy from the 90s hold up all these years later? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel talk about one of the lesser known Disney live action movies, The Story of Robin Hood and his Merrie Men from 1952! Is it possible to do a Robin Hood story where you show him stealing but never giving? Is the best defense when being shot at with arrows to lay perfectly still on a hill? Why was Robin stealing from that poor Miller? Is Robin Hood kind of a dick? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel talk about another Documentary! IT's Electic Boogaloo The Story of Cannon films! How many terrible movies can one studio make? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about some of the last shorts in the Disney through the Decades section of Disney+! This week there's Corn Chips, Trick or Treat, Lets Stick Together, Pluto's Party, Lambert the Sheepish Lion and Pluto's Christmas Tree! Why does Mickey strangle the heck out of Pluto? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel to sit down to talk about the Pinball documentary Special When Lit! Where do they find these people? Is that best fitting shirt that dude could find? Where do they find the money for all this stuff? Do you have to do strange dance moves to be a champion? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

On this week's episode Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about Disney's Alice in Wonderland! Can a movie with no real plot hold Bill's attention? How did Disney allow all those baby oysters to be eaten just off screen? How is Alice so calm all the times she almost dies? Just how many bad Mad Hatter impressions can we do? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about the CGI movie no one remembers coming out, it's The Peanut Movie! Will Charlie Brown kick Lucy? Will they reference every joke in every Peanut strip? Will they cram in terrible modern day pop songs? Is Joe Cool still Cool? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel spend 18 minutes talking about Disney's Half acre, and Water Birds, and then the rest of the episode is just chatting about random stuff and other media. Will they ever watch another nature short? Find out on this episode of Tardy to the Party!