Salty Language

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, Coronavirus silliness, Call of Duty Battlezone, Animal Crossing, grocery store silliness, Tik Tok influencer who licked a toilet seat, Samurai Jack video game, hand sanitzer reseller might be in trouble, sword of the meth king, car thief claims she's Beyonce, church infects followers, Doom metal choir soundtrack, sanitizer and toilet paper as arcade prizes, monkey fights in Thailand, , the Salty Language t-shirt, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Tik Tok influencer licks toilet seat https://news.yahoo.com/influencer-filmed-herself-licking-plane-135300257.html   2. U.K. sewers are breaking down https://globalnews.ca/news/6684851/water-system-clogging-coronavirus/  3. Ancient sword of the meth king https://www.foxnews.co

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, farts in the candle aisle, night out and trivia, military surplus store visit, Zeros moped gang, Daylight Saving Time, voting, Tito's tells people not to use vodka for hand sanitizer, hoarding supplies and panic, William Shatner wins a load in his divorce, Dark Side of the Ring season 2, the Salty Language t-shirt, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Dark Side of the Ring https://variety.com/2020/tv/news/dark-side-of-the-ring-season-2-premiere-date-chris-benoit-vice-1203521655/  2.  Zeros moped gang https://www.toledo.com/news/2015/10/09/toledo-local-features/a-bunch-of-zeros-talking-with-toledo-s-moped-gang/ 3. William Shatner divorce https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/qjdxvq/yeehaw

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, being sleepy, silly dreams, Chipotle silliness, heat being out, turtle butlers, The Mandalorian, Justice League Night fiasco, Pope asks Catholics to stop trolling, Garth Brooks attacked for wearing Sanders jersey, Dunkin' introduces Snackin' Bacon, doctors urge people to not put potatoes in their butt, the Salty Language t-shirt, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. CNN report on Corona sales is false https://www.huffpost.com/entry/corona-beer-coronavirus-poll_n_5e598955c5b6450a30be6b33?ncid=engmodushpmg00000003&fbclid=IwAR1aUgTQxx_wod8VaxSybE_VOELgyr0CFyMoDtAi9GTUhlIUKTF9V-CIDcE   2. Pope asks for people to give up trolling https://www.reuters.com/article/us-pope-generalaudience-len

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, being sleepy, seltzer sales, weirdos at the bar, Rob Liefeld vs Juggalos, brownies, Major Magic's, Impractcal Jokers movie, man dies in rocket crash, conspiracies, the Salty Language t-shirt, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Man dies trying to see if the world is flat https://www.marketwatch.com/story/mad-mike-highes-dies-in-rocket-crash-trying-to-prove-earth-is-flat-2020-02-23?mod=home-page 2. Rob Liefeld has beef with Juggalos https://www.bleedingcool.com/2020/02/20/rob-liefeld-thanks-supporters-for-help-in-war-against-juggalos/ 3. Seltzer market is booming https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/beer-companies-stocks-best-for-hard-seltzer-boom-ubs-2019-7-1028400172  #SQo

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, tech issues, dentist visit, Call of Duty update, axe throwing, lunchbox, Target, robot vacuum, The Bachelor, Netflix announces He-Man cast, British scientists discover cancer eating cell, Rage Against The Machine high ticket prices, the Salty Language t-shirt, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links:   1. 75 foot long snake of beer cups at XFL game https://dailysnark.com/fans-create-75-foot-long-snake-of-beer-cups-spanning-9-rows-at-xfl-game/  2.  Most sexually satisfied cities https://psychcentral.com/blog/most-sexually-satisfied-least-sexually-satisfied-u-s-cities/   3. Endangered species condoms https://biologicaldiversity.org/w/news/press-releases/40000-endangered-species-condoms-sent-to-t

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, power outage, dinosaur balloon, huge Call of Duty update, Rage Against The Machine/Run The Jewels tour, Flamin' Hot Cheetos, Wish smartwatch, Shayna Baszler bites Becky Lynch on Raw, Rock 'N' Roll Express, XFL, VR allow mom to visit deceased daughter, Johnny Bravo Pop figure SUATMM, the Salty Language t-shirt, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Man suing NFL over halftime show https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2020/02/06/man-plans-to-sue-nfl-over-super-bowl-halftime-show?utm_source=reddit.com   2. Standing brooms https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/broom-standing-gravitational-pull/  3. VR allows mom to visit with deceased daughter https://www.dailydot.com/irl/mother-deceased-daughter-vr

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, Fireflies on the water, food, Chino Bandido, Hopslam, meat snacks, Wilford Brimley, Super Bowl, Madden 16 pick, Dapf pod #300, Watchmen, Peteypedia, Witcher, Story of 1999 podcast, Jeep Groundhog Day ad, JLo/Shakira halftime show, Sabra hummus ad, idiot tries to scam Kobe Bryant's family, fake news about a leprechaun, the Salty Language t-shirt, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Sabra Hummus https://twitter.com/Sabra/status/1224133948336418816  2. Man tries to scam money from Kobe's family https://zambiareports.com/2020/01/31/can-raise-kobe-bryant-death-10-net-worth-given-prophet-nigel-gaisie/  3. Man poses as leprechaun and tricks women (fake news) https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/iri

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, Toledo Fizz Festival, Kobe Bryant's death, Terry Jones' death, Ozzy has Parkinson's, Mr. Peanut dies, dry January, Twitter group emojis, emotional support beer, Tik Tok users dunking testicles in soy sauce, Plague, Inc, more people went to library than to movie theaters, the Salty Language t-shirt, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), a QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Emotional support beer https://thetakeout.com/emotional-support-beer-1841203997  2. People dipping testicles in soy sauce https://www.insider.com/tiktok-users-dipping-testicles-in-soy-sauce-to-taste-it-2020-1 3. Game sales spike because of coronavirus https://www.cnet.com/news/coronavirus-leads-to-sales-spike-of-plague-inc-a-game-about-pandemics/?

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, video games, The Witcher on Netflix, Eminem, McGregor vs. Cerrone fight, Tyson Fury training, no Watchmen season 2, apps and privacy, sugar mamas, car repair, oat milk, energy bar for taekwando matches, man requests trial by combat, Cheetos dust official name, the Salty Language t-shirt, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), a QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. HP bars in Taekwando match https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/epkwnn/skorea_implemented_hp_bars_in_taekwondo_match_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf  2. Man requests trial by combat https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jan/14/man-requests-sword-fight-ex-wife-lawyer-settle-legal-dispute 3. Cheetos dust name https://www.fox

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, grocery stores, Star Dew Valley game, Neverwinter Nights PS4, vegan athletes, Aladdin remake, Bon Appetit Gourmet Makes series, Wienermobile drivers wanted, Locke & Key trailer, Goop candle, WWE ice cream, the Salty Language t-shirt, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), a QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links:   1. Jamie Madrox https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Madrox  2. Stardew Valley https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stardew_Valley 3. Neverwinter https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/neverwinter-ps4/ 4.  Turtle saves species https://abcnews.go.com/International/galapagos-giant-tortoise-sex-retires-saving-species/story?id=68231846 5. Florida man poops on cars https://1055thebeat.iheart.com/featured/the-freakshow-w

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, New Year's Eve, McClunkeys, depression, pen pals, food, meatloaf pizza, Octopus Caveman video, Darksiders board game, fires in Australia, Instagram removes account of woman that raised money for Australia, end of year negativity, Matthew Stafford, Patriots/Titans game, woman addicted to baby powder, drunken horse carriage drivers, the Salty Language t-shirt, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Woman addicted to baby powder https://www.foxnews.com/health/woman-addicted-eating-baby-powder 2. Instagram deactivated account of woman raising money for Australia with nudes https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/laurenstrapagiel/the-naked-philanthropist-austalia-fires-nudes 3. Account on Twitter

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, Christmas, New Year's Eve plans, GTA holidays, Hot Pockets, cooking shows, episode for being too sexy, moving, UHF, U.S. Military study on caffeine, library fees follow up, Far Side returns, Dude Mountain final standings, the Salty Language t-shirt, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Library fees update https://www.mhpbooks.com/chicago-public-library-sees-a-240-increase-in-returned-books-since-abolishing-late-fees/   2. The Far Side Returns https://www.thefarside.com/ 3. Military study on caffeine https://www.inc.com/bill-murphy-jr/sleep-this-much-drink-this-much-coffee-says-us-military.html  4. Clip about Tl:dr and how are brains have changed https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/13852478115

This week Bryan and Henno discuss their week, fake snow, grocery store pickups, being a regular, data, Equifax payout change, citizenship test, Whamageddon, toilets and bathroom policies, frunken raccoon, fake license plate, woman tries to ignite bf that doesn't celebrate her new job, men shoot down Christmas trees, Lyft accidentally mistakes usernames for naughty terms, the Salty Language t-shirt, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), and more!    Find Henno at: @idahenno on Twitter @mtnpod on Twitter for his other podcast, Moving The Needle @TheCrazyLifePod for The Crazy Life   Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Toilets to prevent people from lingering on toilets https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/offbeat/new-downward-tilted-toilets-designed-to-prevent-workers-from-staying-comfortable

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, Cosmic Crisp apples, Bryan's weird retail experiences, library fees, River City Girls for PS4, Microsoft Series X, cost of 12 days of Christmas, Pornhub 2019 stats, Crab Champions game, banana exhibit, adulting classes, pigeons with cowboy hats, woman caught cheating boyfriend via Fitbit, Let it Snow sweater silliness, T-Rex ugly sweater, a SUATMM, the Salty Language t-shirt, a QoftheW, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Cost of 12 Days of Christmas https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/e8qjpq/the_cost_of_the_12_days_of_christmas_oc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf  2. Pornhub's 2019 stats https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2019-year-in-review 3. Sha

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, bar night, Peloton Ad, Aviation Gin ad, Call of Duty, weed in Michigan, CBS Espresso, Yeti koozies, art stuff, season pass/microtransactions, fellatio cafe, fake border scam, dating site, KFC fire log, a SUATMM, the Salty Language t-shirt, Dude Mountain, a QoftheW and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Legal weed sales numbers in Michigan https://www.freep.com/story/news/marijuana/2019/12/05/michigan-legal-marijuana-shops-evart/2621563001/  2. Fellatio cafe https://www.wearelatinlive.com/article/2999/fellatio-cafe-where-customers-receive-oral-sex-while-they-drink-their-coffee?fbclid=IwAR2S65Ue1vmpxJjxIwl7Eb-UMgYxXGZ2Jb0K3cNRGlVqf1s-DA358uSr8K0 3. Fake border https://www.insider.com/russia-finland-fake-border-conman-charged-migrants-2019-

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, Thanksgiving, Spotify, Star Wars, Greedo, baby Yoda, memes, Twitter, Call of Duty, story about D-Day, advent calendars, Walmart holiday bonus, Black Friday, the Salty Language t-shirt, Dude Mountain, a QoftheW and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Moth story about D-Day https://themoth.org/podcast/veterans-day-2019-rick-carrier   QoftheW: What would you want an advent calendar of?   Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozh

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, Bryan's depression and sleeping issues, new therapist visit, Naturdays, Thanksgiving, house offer, Divinity 2, VR sets, Virtual Boy, Cybertruck, flavored candy canes, Simba Lion, Faygo bandits, GoDice, Asian Dating dot com, the Salty Language t-shirt, Dude Mountain, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links:   1. Cybertruck https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck/design#battery  2. Cybertruck features https://www.foxnews.com/auto/7-funky-features-teslas-cybertruck 3. Breakfast mask https://mcphee.com/collections/popular/products/pagan-breakfast-god-mask  4. Simba Lion https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/11/21/monroe-police-shooting-simba-lion-steven-hopps/4257374002/ 5. Faygo bandits https://www.mlive.com/news/2019/11/thieves-use-truc

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, Bryan's back update, French Bread update,Chik-Fil-A changes its ways, no more Instagram likes, a very sad pupdate from Bryan, Thanksgiving, Disney+, Star Wars, Burger King's Eggnormous Burrito, Shot of History, crab rangoon pizza, Popeye's update, Five Below to have Ten Below section, man uses axe on intruder, the Salty Language t-shirt, Dude Mountain, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniff

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, Bryan's bad back update, Tony at the mall, Mr. Hero, Shredder block shredder, Into The Spiderverse, cat update, billboard phone line, Playmobil movie, board game movies, Baby It's Cold Outside reimagining, cookies are addicting, more studity around Popeye's chicken sandwich, the Testicuzzi, the Salty Language t-shirt, Dude Mountain, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Nic Cage's new movie https://deadline.com/2019/10/nicolas-cage-star-genre-thriller-wallys-wonderland-haunted-amusement-park-1202771823/  2. Cookies are addicting https://abc7chicago.com/science/chocolate-chip-cookies-equivalent-to-drug-addiction-in-brain-study/5627526/?sfns=mo 3. Testicuzzi https://www.buzznick.com/testicuzzi/  4. Shredder box shredder https://www.games

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, Bryan's bad back, Daylight Savings Time, Halloween, new cat, Rocket League, Diablo 4, Rage Against The Machine reuniting, Founders settles, Zender's, Bronner's, Popeye's sanwich hysteria, sleep app records night farts, Whee; of Fortune contestant gets real, the Salty Language t-shirt, Dude Mountain, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Founders update https://www.instagram.com/p/B4S5YPUF1EJ/?igshid=kh3wcp6v2312 2. Sleep app captures night sounds https://twitter.com/i/events/1184134254537502720 3. Wheel of Fortune contestant https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/wheel-fortune-contestant-says-he-s-trapped-loveless-marriage-introduction-n1066666 4. Rage Against The Machine reuniting https://www.forbes.com/sites/steveba