Salty Language

This week Bryan and Tony  talk about a stand up show, Bryan's weird dreams, coffee tables, floor cushions, Kohl's, Walmart, Tapout geat, Umbrella Academy, a new catfish, Jessica Jones/The Punisher cancelled, night shift, sweet potato toast, cowboy shoots himself, pizza better than cereal, Funko Pop! figures of the Hyenas in Lion King, and more!    Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Guy spinning gun shoots self https://nypost.com/2019/02/19/dad-spinning-gun-on-finger-accidentally-shoots-self-at-daughters-birthday/ 2. Pizza healthier than breakfast cereal https://www.delish.com/food-news/a26408671/pizza-healthier-breakfast-than-cereal/ 3. Lion King hyena 3 pack Funko Pop! https://newtoynews.com/2019/02/20/funko-2019-emerald-city-comic-con-reveals-disney/   Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh3

This week Bryan and Tony  talk about glasses, therapy, Bryan being shaky, Tony is sleepy, NY Toy Fair, Funko Pops, hackable sex robots, sea salt spray, beard products, Punisher season 2, bread, what we're watching, Brooklyn 99, Disney/Netflix, toilet bomb threat, and more!    Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Bathroom bomb threat https://detroit.cbslocal.com/2019/02/14/im-fixin-to-blow-it-up-bathroom-warning-mistaken-for-bomb-threat-at-home-depot/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark 2. Sex robots could be hacked https://detroit.cbslocal.com/2019/02/14/im-fixin-to-blow-it-up-bathroom-warning-mistaken-for-bomb-threat-at-home-depot/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark 3. New Funko Pop! figures https://www.instagram.com/funkofinderz/   Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id45458707

This week Bryan and Tony  talk about the Super Bowl, Madden's pick, halftime show, WWE Halftime Heat, Anthem demo, beer, Singo,  cat fillets, beer gimmicks, Battlefield V, night shift, local Geekeasy, Distant Cousinz band, chicken names, work badges, black ice, man kills mountain lion, Shaft 2019, weird company advertisement, and more!    Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Man kills mountain lion https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/05/us/colorado-runner-chokes-mountain-lion/index.html?no-st=1549855643          2. Distant Cousinz https://www.facebook.com/DistantCousinz/ 3. Shaft 2019 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4463894/ Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://goo.gl/35HR6A salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/

This week Bryan and Tony  talk about 10 years on Twitter, Angie Tribeca, Autumn Glory apples, Alternate Married with Children opening song, Funko Pop! movie, Founders Scotch Cherry Whoop Whoop, Faygo, cold weather, grocery pick-up, Tony's furnace, barley dying could raise beer prices, Bird Box, Tony's decor, Killer Mike on Rogan, Killer Mike's Netflix show, our Q of the W, and more!    Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Killer Mike's Netflix show https://www.netflix.com/title/80144442 2. Killer Mike on Rogan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7HMOsRUFS8 3. Funko Pop! Movie https://geektyrant.com/news/funko-pops-are-getting-their-own-movie-it-was-only-a-matter-of-time 4. Barley dying off https://apple.news/AdB2VvD14Sc6mIOHInSkwFQ 5. Autumn Glory apples https://www.superfreshgrowers.com/our-fruit/apples/autumn-glory QoftheW:  What accomplishment are you most proud of?          Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: h

This week Bryan and Tony  talk about more problems with Kroger, Bell Let's Talk Day 2019, true crime show/podcasts, Bryan's mom falling, Weezer's Teal album, inflatable suit, CoD, Red Dead Redemption 2, and GTA 5, electrical issues, Tony's new job, Gary Gulman giving tips to writers, Hot Ones with Gordon Ramsey, Rollie egg maker SUATMM, our Q of the W, and more!    Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Bell Lets Talk Day 1/30/19 https://letstalk.bell.ca/en/bell-lets-talk-day 2. Weezer Teal Album https://open.spotify.com/album/65sHj9PvsbyD0uugGHjueN 3. Hot Ones with Gordon Ramsey https://youtu.be/U9DyHthJ6LA 4. Comedian Gary Gulman gives joke writing advice https://twitter.com/i/events/1087438873402138624 SUATMM: https://www.amazon.com/Rollie-Hands-Free-Automatic-Electric-Vertical/dp/B00C77LNR8?th=1 QoftheW: You've died and gone to hell, what is the worst thing that would be happening to YOU for all of eternity?          Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visi

This week Bryan and Tony are back and they talk about their weird weeks, Bell Lets Talk Day, bars, beer, Tony on Shot of History Podcast, people and current celebrities, liquor store employees, difference between zucchini and cucumbers, cooking, Wish app unboxing videos, kids being lured on Discord, Saltwater Brewery making six pack rings from wheat, Child porn leader beaten to death, Michael Jordan Funko Pop figures SUATMM, our Q of the W, and more!    Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Sex traffickers trying to lure kids via Discord app https://www.foxnews.com/us/authorities-warn-about-sex-traffickers-luring-teens-via-gaming-app-7-arrested 2. Six pack rings made from wheat https://www.nola.com/environment/index.ssf/2018/05/six-pack_rings_that_feed_sea_t.html 3. Child porn leader beaten to death https://www.monroenews.com/news/20190105/child-porn-leader-dies-after-fight-at-milan-detention-center 4. Bell Lets Talk Day https://letstalk.bell.ca/en/bell-lets-talk-day SUATMM: Michael

This week was a trainwreck for Bryan and Tony, so they're bringing to you news stories that they recorded originally for Patreon exclusives. We hope you enjoy, and they will be back next week!     Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   #QoftheW:  Besides sneezing and brushing your teeth, what other things are a disaster if they happen at the same time?     Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://goo.gl/35HR6A salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language Blubrry: https://www.blubrry

This week, Bryan and Tony discuss New Year's Eve, hobos, Big E, John Cena cologne, doctor visit, flex jeans, Wish app, Adam Ruins Everything on language, Mean Gene & Super Dave dying, stuffed animal rugs/mounted heads, adult spelling bee, ladies gloves, Chinese shipping, Vietnamese restaraunt, Dude Mountain update, our QoftheW and recap, and more!     Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Vietnamese restauraunt name is not allowed https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/zmddn9/new-hampshire-city-deems-pho-restaurants-punny-name-offensive 2. Stuffed animal bear rugs and mounted heads https://www.amazon.com/Carstens-Plush-Black-Animal-Small/dp/B00SRLUM6G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1546825288&sr=8-1&keywords=carstens+bear+rug 3. Adult Spelling Bee https://detroit.carpe-diem.events/calendar/9166151-pi-day-adult-spelling-bee-w-lagunitas-detroit-cookie-company-at-one-eyed-bettys/ 4. The Rock talks about John Cena merch https://youtu.be/PumC6QjHxFQ 5. Big Show as Baby New Year h

This week, Bryan and Tony discuss Christmas, Tony's son's surgery, Skeletor, Christmas Weed update, partially popped popcorn, smoothies, Instant Pot trials, bean soup, PS4, Toledo named #1 minor league sports city, Dude Mountain update, our QoftheW and recap, and more!     Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Christmas weed is stolen https://www.toledoblade.com/local/city/2018/12/28/toledo-christmas-weed-stolen-from-alexis-secor-intersection/stories/20181228079 2. Toledo named best minor league sports city https://www.wtol.com/2018/12/11/toledo-tops-list-best-minor-league-sports-cities-country/ 3. Partially popped popcorn https://brandless.com/search/partially%20popped QoftheW:  What do you now own because you borrowed and never returned it?   Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radi

This week, Bryan and Tony discuss Starbucks' Pink Drink, Tony's new thermostat, Tony's Christmas suit, PS4, Target curbside service, new job, physical & drug test, Brandless, Groupon, Resilience IPA, Christmas Weed, most influential movie, Santa's Slay, Happy, Mortified podcast, 12 Disasters of Christmas, Ada Ruins Everything podcast, Wu Tang socks, Golden Girls deluxe figures, Dude Mountain update, our QoftheW and recap, and more!     Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Resilience IPA https://sierranevada.com/resilience-butte-county-proud-ipa 2. Christmas weed https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/christmas-weed-toledo_us_5c1bd067e4b05c88b6f616ec 3. Wu Tang Socks https://www.stance.com/protect-ya-neck/M546D18PRO.html?country=US&currency=USD&gclid=Cj0KCQiAgf3gBRDtARIsABgdL3msomY6LFMgioc1zXEJA4QzHccW0zgDMtbGm5orhCARdS6WsYPS7bkaAjmjEALw_wcB 4. 12 Disasters of Christmas https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2325993/?ref_=tt_urv 5. Santa's Slay https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0393685/?ref

This week, Bryan and Tony discuss beard nets, Tony's house of the future, new tv/Playstation, bankruptcy costs, Lil Dicky, Every Little Thing podcast, Adam Ruins Everything podcast, work party, Ikea, Action Bronson, older movies, KFC fire log, toilet paper gun, Angus Young Funko Pop! figures, Billy Bass, our QoftheW and recap, and more!     Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. KFC log https://www.kfc.com/fire-log 2. Alexa enabled Billy Bass https://www.amazon.com/Big-Mouth-Billy-Bass-Compatible/dp/B07657LKNZ 3. Angus Youn Funko Pop! figures https://www.loudersound.com/news/hells-bells-acdcs-angus-young-joins-funkos-pop-rocks-range 4. Lil Dicky YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8rVJyj4zE0S9-sccMLifIA 5. Every Little Thing podcast https://www.gimletmedia.com/every-little-thing 6. Adam Ruins Everything podcast https://www.maximumfun.org/shows/adam-ruins-everything QoftheW: What would make spiders even more creepy?     Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts!

This week, Bryan and Tony discuss Bryan's back, how technology is conditioning us, questions from Twitter, Spotify Discover Weekly, Spotify summary, Nas with an orchestra, window company harassment, record player, Amazon Echo Dot, guys' night, Tony in therapy, fake Christmas trees, Corn Flakes beer, Instant Pot, our QoftheW and recap, and more!     Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Technology hijacking our brains: https://medium.com/thrive-global/how-technology-hijacks-peoples-minds-from-a-magician-and-google-s-design-ethicist-56d62ef5edf3 #qofthew:  Would you rather live in the ascension of a civilization or during its decline?   Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://goo.gl/35HR6A salty-language.tumbl

This week, Bryan and Tony discuss Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Bryan on Gotham Lights Pod, mayo guns, Daredevil being canceled by Netflix, Batman Black and White motion comics webisodes, nudes for loans in China, Miller High Life Champagne bottle, censored Christmas Vacation, Dean Martin, record players, microwave fries, Pizza Rolls, Dude Mountain, our QoftheW and recap, and more!     Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Miller High Life champagne bottles https://www.millercoorsblog.com/news/miller-high-life-taking-champagne-bottles-nationwide-for-the-holidays/ 2. Batman Black and White motion comics https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1458796/?ref_=nv_sr_1 3. Daredevil canceled by Netflix https://comicbook.com/marvel/2018/11/30/daredevil-season-3-cancelled-netflix-marvel-season-4/ 4. Bryan on Gotham Lights http://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/id/7729418 5. Millennials in China sending nudes for loans https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzv38w/millennials-in-china-are-using-nudes-to-secure

This week, Bryan and Tony discuss Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Tony dying, Cards Against Humanity's 99% off sale, time machine whisky, Gastropod podcast, gravy, The Masked Singer, Hobo's Gulch, the new Grinch movie, Instagram multi-posts, Dude Mountain, our QoftheW and recap, and more!     Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Gastropod on faster made whisky https://gastropod.com/espresso-and-whisky-the-place-of-time-in-food/ 2. Guy who makes fast whisky http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/blogs/food_blog/video-lost-spirits-and-bryan-davis-time-machine-tedx-talk/article_dfa29444-b30f-11e5-ac81-63d0d492779b.html 3. More from Bryan Davis on his whisky https://www.wired.com/2015/04/lost-spirits/ 4. The Masked Singer  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Masked_Singer_(U.S._TV_series) #qofthew: Your pet is placed in a room with 100 identical looking pets. Without using your pet's name, how would you find your pet?   Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylangu

This week, Bryan and Henno discuss Thanksgiving, stores closed on Thanksgiving, Stan Lee's death, Mishka Shubaly's book, ads in podcasts, steampunk exhibit, Henno's new iPad, finances, Married with Children on Hulu, Rick and Morty vs. Dungeons & Dragons, drunk raccoons, big necked guy, Black Friday, wrestling dioramas, dumb laws, Dude Mountain, our QoftheW and recap, and more!  Henno on Twitter: @idahenno   Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Drunk Raccoons https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/drunk-raccoons-west-virginia_us_5bebdafce4b0783e0a1db81e 2. Man with huge neck https://nypost.com/2018/11/16/the-jokes-dont-stop-for-this-suspects-mugshot/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_3507862 3. Wrestling Dioramas https://www.instagram.com/bud_lighthere/?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=cc1jagn79ozn 4. Mishka Shubaly's website http://www.mishkashubaly.com/ SUATMM Rick and Morty vs. Dungeons & Dragons https://www.amazon.com/Rick-Morty-vs-

This week, Bryan and Tony discuss work, Bryan giving himself a testosterone shot again, art inspiration, Cormier/Lesnar, coffee, waste, kidney stone jewelry, Michigan legalizing marijuana, Bryan's RPG idea, Tony's weight machine, Facebook making crazy money off Instagram, Dude Mountain, our QoftheW and recap, and more!    Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Instagram and Facebook https://medium.com/s/story/instagram-cant-hide-from-facebook-anymore-50ed8a704af QoftheW:  What is that one thing that you'll never understand as to why it's legal?   Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://goo.gl/35HR6A salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn

This week, Bryan and Tony discuss Halloween, bankruptcy, Married with Children on Hulu, spooky room, Dollar General, making mead, Brach's unicorn horns candy, candy cannons, year-round pumpkins, 20 games on Playstation Classic, Hardy Halloween, SUATMM of Queen Funko Pop! figures, SUATMM of Wayne's World Funko Pop! figures, Dude Mountain, our QoftheW and recap, and more!    Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Salesforce Tower lit up as Eye of Sauron for Halloween https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1058006250141728769  2.  20 games included on Playstation Classic https://blog.us.playstation.com/2018/10/29/announcing-playstation-classics-full-lineup-of-20-games/ 3. Filtered wrestling promos https://twitter.com/hashtag/filteredwrestlingpromos?lang=en SUATMM #1: Queen Funko Pop! figures http://ultimateclassicrock.com/queen-funko-pop/ SUATMM #2: Wayne's World Funko Pop! figures https://www.funko.com/blog/article/coming-soon-waynes-world-pop QoftheW:  What is your favorite FREE activity to go

This week, Bryan and Sleepy Boy Tony discuss Tony's life, Tony's son's surgery, testosterone, Mishka Shubaly's book, Vin Diesel as Bloodshot, Gotham reveals pic of Bane, a brick made from urine, Red Dead Redemption 2, Die Hard Funko Pop! figures, Tony's hunt for therapy, old guy story, concert and pizza, Stammers, Dude Mountain, our QoftheW and recap, and more!    Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Brick made from urine https://www.news.uct.ac.za/article/-2018-10-24-world-first-bio-bricks-from-urine 2. Die Hard Pops! https://www.funko.com/blog/article/coming-soon-die-hard-pop/ 3. Bane on Gotham https://comicbook.com/dc/2018/10/22/gotham-bane-official-first-look-shane-west/ 4. Bloodshot movie https://comicbook.com/movies/2018/10/18/vin-diesel-bloodshot-sony-lead-charge-superhero-movies-future/ 5. Mishka Shubaly's book: http://www.mishkashubaly.com/store.html QoftheW:  If you were God, what would you do to fuck with humans in subtle ways? Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcast

This week, Bryan and Henno discuss Iron Fist and Luke Cage being canceled, Mishka Shubaly, climate change to cause beer shortage, Iron Shiek plays peacemaker between DJ Lethal and Shaggy 2 Dope, Bryan is in a funk, good guy Dave Grohl, new Spider-Man movie costume, podcasts hitting milestones, Paul Stanley on Jericho talkins about KISStory, Kiss, Bryan seeing Paul Stanley in Phantom of the Opera, Henno's Kiss fandom, Weezer's Africa video with Weird Al, The Rat Pack, Jericho Cruise, Noam Dworman on podcasts discussing Louis C.K. returning to comedy, nose warmers, crazy stunts, glass walkway cracking, Faygo inspired beers, a SUATMM, Dude Mountain, our QoftheW and recap, and more!    Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: Noam Dworman on NY Times Daily about Louis C.K. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/18/podcasts/the-daily/louis-ck-comedy-cellar-metoo.html Noam Dworman on Dean Delray podcast Weezer cover of Africa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk5Dwg5zm2U Nose warmers https://www.upi.com/Odd_New

This week, Bryan and Tony discuss their weeks, drawings on Patreon, testosterone at home, themed underwear, kink, exercise, Alexa commercial, old people at the store, annoying people, former job, dive bar, Hamm's & cheese, pizza, lawn tool fight, hologram Amy Winehouse, hologram/VR concerts, hightlighter colors, mac and cheese candy canes, non alcoholic liquor, Natty Light 77 pack, Greek coffee, Dude Mountain, our QoftheW and recap, and more!    Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Lawn tools fight https://wreg.com/2018/10/12/man-run-over-by-lawn-mower-while-trying-to-kill-son-with-chainsaw/ 2. Pizzas must shrink in UK https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/10/11/pizzas-must-shrink-lose-toppings-government-anti-obesity-plan/ 3. Amy Winehouse hologram tour https://news.avclub.com/amy-winehouse-hologram-to-start-touring-in-2019-1829711113 4. Mac and cheese candy canes https://boingboing.net/2018/10/10/these-mac-n-cheese-candy-c.html 5. Natty Light 77 pack https://www.actionnewsjax.com/new