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New Salty Language Episode 119 - www.saltylanguage.comIn this episode, we rant about: Woman to give out notes on Halloween: http://tinyurl.com/krnyu8n School shut down due to student using too much Axe: http://tinyurl.com/le7nge5 Toe shoes aren't good for you: http://tinyurl.com/lwdadgr Homosexual demons: http://tinyurl.com/pkcwc8n Chainsaw bar fight: http://tinyurl.com/olzzn5n Nude Halloween girl 1: http://tinyurl.com/mjmy6wu Nude Halloween girl 2: http://tinyurl.com/kys9t94 Pair of stellar newborns: http://tinyurl.com/n6347eb SUATMM: Glowing Coasters: http://tinyurl.com/llxey92 Opening Song: Bombshell by Operation Ivy iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/mtdnk4l Break song: Maxwell Murder by Rancid iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/me4c6hp Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Skype: SaltyL

New Salty Language Episode 118 - www.saltylanguage.comIn this episode, we rant about: Hunter shoots man on toilet: http://tinyurl.com/l59qmhw Woman arrested for water gun attack: http://tinyurl.com/l3obxbu Faces molded from "Junk DNA" http://tinyurl.com/mqktpes Planet with 4 hour year: http://tinyurl.com/mouzux8 Planet with 8.5 hour year: http://tinyurl.com/lwajtoy Man enters house to save beer: http://tinyurl.com/mxv7em4 SUATMM Cool vinyl wall decals: http://www.etsy.com/shop/cutnpasteshop Dinosaur costume: http://bigkidcostumes.com/ The Little Book of String Theory: http://tinyurl.com/lgndp3v Opening Song: Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/loeglu6 Break Song: Edge of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/kxgkyhq Other song: Werewolf Barmitzvah by Jeff Richmond & Tracy Morgan iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/lzcf3cj Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage

New Salty Language Episode 117 - www.saltylanguage.comIn this episode, we rant about: China gets wireless internet through lightbulbs: http://tinyurl.com/otxy7fo Drunk driver tries to prove Jesus right: http://tinyurl.com/ku526lg Brain sweeps away toxins in our sleep: http://tinyurl.com/mb5kdch Popular Science disables comments because of trolls: http://tinyurl.com/18r Opening Song: If the Gov't Could Read My Mind by The Vandals iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/kl44wc7 Closing Song: An Idea for a Movie by The Vandals iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/lruk55o SUATMM:TMNT Backpack: http://tinyurl.com/l5ae53aSubscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Skype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.com Share with your friends!

New Salty Language Episode 116 - www.saltylanguage.comIn this episode, we rant about: Follow up - Ice Cream Wars: http://tinyurl.com/n842rv5Teens gun discharges during hug: http://tinyurl.com/llb7ruf Apocalypse in another universe: http://tinyurl.com/mn8gfnp Englert & Higgs win Nobel Prize: http://tinyurl.com/l4rozzk Opening Song: Light Years by B-Field Closing Song: Dangerous by Ghost of the Robot iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/kxfvthk Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Skype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.com Share with your friends!

New Salty Language Episode 115 - www.saltylanguage.comIn this episode, we rant about: Fencer stops robbery: http://tinyurl.com/k2cnqdo Cheaters change their tone? http://tinyurl.com/lsfmk86 Bernie Kosar blames his O-Line for DUI: http://tinyurl.com/lse4z6t SUATMM: Grammar coffee mugs: http://tinyurl.com/ksraxap Opening Song: Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/lpggugs Break Song: Just A Friend by Biz Markie iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/mf5hlog Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Skype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.com Share with your friends!

New Salty Language Episode 114 -www.saltylanguage.comIn this episode, we rant about:Hot Jupiters: http://tinyurl.com/kd2objvMatter from light: http://tinyurl.com/n3o7h3bHan Solo found on Mercury: http://tinyurl.com/mu4938cLawyer sues scientists over paper: http://tinyurl.com/kl9h768New treatment for Gonorrhea: http://tinyurl.com/kkr2faqNBA to allow nicknames on jerseys?http://tinyurl.com/nqega6pSUATMM:Tempo Drop Glass: http://tinyurl.com/b3kfacmVideo of the week:http://youtu.be/zn7-fVtT16kOpening Song: Slutgarden by Marilyn MansoniTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/o9xrpzhBreak Song: Baby Got Back by Sir-Mix-A-LotiTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/ovphye8Opening song: Nobody's Perfect by Jessie J (Netsky Remix)Last FM link: http://tinyurl.com/olra27tBreak song: Came Back Haunted by Nine Inch NailsiTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/ngj47f4Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.c

New Salty Language Episode 113 -www.saltylanguage.comIn this episode, we rant about:Pigs swigging beer: http://tinyurl.com/qag4ov9Work for NASA?: http://tinyurl.com/n2hgzzqMan arrested for dog porn: http://tinyurl.com/m3tqstfString Theory to Bohemian Rhapsody: http://tinyurl.com/q6s8vtoClown terrorizes town: http://tinyurl.com/l6rvmpkSnake wine: http://tinyurl.com/kr8w8faNigerian uses magnets to "prove" gay marriage is wrong: http://tinyurl.com/ot6poueSUATMM:Arc Reactor shirt: http://tinyurl.com/k8pmxolFiber optics bedspread: http://tinyurl.com/c4grq8wSite of the Week:http://www.thespacestore.com/Opening song: Nobody's Perfect by Jessie J (Netsky Remix)Last FM link: http://tinyurl.com/olra27tBreak song: Came Back Haunted by Nine Inch NailsiTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/ngj47f4Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  /http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLangua

New Salty Language Episode 112 - www.saltylanguage.comIn this episode, we rant about: Dawkins defends mild pedophilia: http://tinyurl.com/nnk43wf !D fan threatens to kill her dog over Twitter: http://tinyurl.com/l2yjfyt Wasps get mean and drunk: http://tinyurl.com/lx6nnql SUATMM DNA shelf: http://tinyurl.com/n35kb5l SUATMM Kinetic Sand: http://tinyurl.com/melk8pa Opening song: Closer by Nine Inch NailsiTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/laz9k9yBreak song: Creep by Radiohead iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/letw27fSubscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Skype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.com Share with your friends!

New Salty Language Episode 111 - www.saltylanguage.comIn this episode, we rant about: Man convinces woman her vagina is haunted: http://tinyurl.com/llty82m Drunk moose attack: http://tinyurl.com/lx55bxe Man with 6,000 Barbies can't get date: http://tinyurl.com/ldutemn SUATMM: Gallon flask http://tinyurl.com/oarad4x Feature Presentation Podcast: http://featurepresentationpodcast.blogspot.com/  Opening song: Lonely Boy by The Black KeysiTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/pakcyc8Break song: Maverick by Teenage Bottlerocket iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/pfdoj6zSubscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Skype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.com Share with your friends!

New Salty Language Episode 110 - www.saltylanguage.comIn this episode, we rant about: Born free planets: http://tinyurl.com/md44dnp Parallel universes: http://tinyurl.com/ksebqc9 Life may have come from Mars: http://tinyurl.com/pf9tb2d Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Skype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: No Title by @gingerfaced (Twitter) YouTube Channel: http://tinyurl.com/kgj4r7r Break song: El Coo Cooi by Voodoo Glow Skulls iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/mz65lfy

In this episode, we rant about:Rapper's Instagram post leads to gun bust: http://tinyurl.com/lvw3xtkAffleck is Batman: http://tinyurl.com/l7xjn8qPink planet: http://tinyurl.com/n85pdvvTake our money: http://tinyurl.com/l2sqnbpSubscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  /http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Rock Superstar by Cyprus HilliTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/koyn4fh

Part 2 of 2! We rant about:Man blames talking cat for crimes: http://tinyurl.com/mka3xtkInsta-beer: http://www.geekosystem.com/instant-beer/Squeezing breasts prevents breast cancer: http://tinyurl.com/l8l5xe3At-At Bookshelf: http://tinyurl.com/laprvptSubscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  /http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: S.T.P. by SublimeiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/s.t.p./id90278136?i=90278420

Part 1 of 2! We rant about what we did this past week, glass eye maintanence,Tony's love of landjager, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Language Voicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Down South by Mista MaddiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/down-south-featuring-slim/id57720206?i=57720173

New Salty Language Episode 107: In this episode, we rant aboutsaints row http://tinyurl.com/md84loc dead kids http://tinyurl.com/kvc6za7 mario kart kid http://tinyurl.com/m63kmlachurch burglars http://tinyurl.com/n8cvhlo goat vs lion http://tinyurl.com/pwqcuvc blurred lines http://youtu.be/zwT6DZCQi9k opal covey http://tinyurl.com/ltvgej6 amazon item http://tinyurl.com/lh3w36m Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  /http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Skype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.com                                                                                                                      Share with your friends! Opening Song:  Losing My Girl by The Swellers Band site: http://theswellers.tumblr.com/                                                                    

In this episode, we rant about Hot weather = hot tempers: http://tinyurl.com/lrae4azAstrophysicists found a new way to determine how fast supermassive BHs spin: http://tinyurl.com/lqe3faf World dwarf games start Saturday: http://tinyurl.com/lw6vkdd Boy has Ninja Turtle toy sword taken because it looks real: http://tinyurl.com/lcl3wpm Raper arrested after bragging about murder in song: http://tinyurl.com/ksaux3d Texas running out of lethal injection drug: http://tinyurl.com/q8ezkms Site of the week: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/7-days-a-geek-presents-oz-downunder-up-top Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Skype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.com                                                                                             

In this episode, we rant about Weiner is at it again: http://tinyurl.com/mxm8j3uIdiot gets convicted after tattooing crime scene on chest: http://tinyurl.com/knoufgg Man accidentally turns himself in for child porn: http://tinyurl.com/l9g3h7v Homecoming queen campaigner wants Nirvana to do a video: http://tinyurl.com/nuxjwzm Man pushes one legged man off of scooter: http://tinyurl.com/mjzz2oyIndia mistakes planets for drones: http://tinyurl.com/obfmq42 Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.com                                                                                                                 Share with your friends!                                                                                       

In this episode, we rant about $120 Kanye shirt sells out: http://tinyurl.com/kufjyl6 Bauhaus coffee shop moving upsets patrons: http://tinyurl.com/k4j6oy6 Arrest order issued for Ric Flair: http://tinyurl.com/ldjvygb Pizzeria owner accused of jerkin' in the office: http://tinyurl.com/mzfvmme Woman uses baby as human shield: http://tinyurl.com/ke62mb5 Runner caught pooping in man's yard: http://tinyurl.com/oreyzk8 Unemployed man rejects job because of hat: http://tinyurl.com/km9tjzrSex offender claims his pants "fell down": http://tinyurl.com/l4fwdz9 Man tries to hide cocaine by eating it: http://tinyurl.com/mtjlp7l Mets screw up event for Native Americans: http://tinyurl.com/pxpgdmb Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2

 In this episode, we rant about these stories: Lululemon says see through pants being worn too small: http://tinyurl.com/nyxfek7Man destroys expensive comics for sculpture: http://tinyurl.com/oslhcvb Naked girl distracts person, home is robbed: http://tinyurl.com/k58luuu Man crashes 8 year old's birthday party: http://tinyurl.com/k3ev7hk Man caught masturbating on his bike: http://tinyurl.com/qamyyh3 Man caught having sex with pool raft: http://tinyurl.com/nx38tc5 Accused voyeur hid camera to spy on daughter: http://tinyurl.com/mm2e9te Ice cream truck driver arrested for DWI: http://tinyurl.com/ny6tklc Target issues racist document: http://tinyurl.com/mz92h2a Sink-urinal: http://tinyurl.com/p7fvbbc Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail:

New Episode! Salty Language 102. In this episode, we rant about Dennis Rodman wants a Nobel Prize, testicles have taste receptors, gamma ray burst in 8th century, head transplants, man throws a spear at a car, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Jet Black by JawbreakerBreak Song: Want by JawbreakeriTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/jawbreaker/id3531786 Story links: Rodman wants Nobel Peace Prize: http://tinyurl.com/kz9ua5kTesticle taste receptors: http://tinyurl.com/p2peft2 Gamma ray burst in 8th century: http://tinyurl.com/b7mapfp Head transplants: http://tinyurl.com/k5a7ufp Man throws spear at car: http://tinyurl.com/k68p2kv

In this episode, we rant about A man overdosing on cheddar biscuits, Endless Ions, Theft stopped because old man took too long, 25 bike cops stop a couple banging, voice mail, we have beef with another podcast, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: So Far Away by Teenage BottlerocketiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/so-far-away/id56425389?i=56425387 Episode links: Man in coma after overdosing on cheddar biscuits: http://tinyurl.com/kvjjqmn Endless Ions: http://tinyurl.com/pvdj39c Theft stopped because old man took too long: http://tinyurl.com/nhspj4s 25 bike cops catch couple banging: http://tinyurl.com/ofsj3qt Site of the week: efukt.com