Salty Language

This is our 100th episode, so we switch it up and talk almost exclusively science stuff! We sprinkle in some calcufacts, and we also discuss taking a narcissism test!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: A Certain Romance by Arctic MonkeysiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/a-certain-romance/id121522402?i=121522387 Episode links: Update on Xbox One: http://i.imgur.com/MLPe57O.pngFingertip regrowth: http://tinyurl.com/l3p683u Most distant exoplanet: http://tinyurl.com/lbzhnpd Variable star: http://tinyurl.com/kwnqn6u Comet factory: http://tinyurl.com/lbdhu5v Strengthening the Big Bang Theory: http://tinyurl.com/kkedgsh MIT student develops tech to coach p

In this episode, we rant about a lot of stuff, so we cut down the news this week. We talked about the Xbox One vs. PS4, people who use Twitter or Facebook are narcissists, man stabs his brother over mac-n-cheese and beer spillage, voice mails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song:Surrender by Less Than JakeiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/surrender/id1420810?i=1420796 Episode Links: Facebook and Twitter are magnets for narcissists: http://tinyurl.com/lwzvyvq Stabbing over mac-n-cheese and spilled beer: http://tinyurl.com/kzacq46

In this episode, we rant about a kid interrogated for 2 hours over toy gun, religious fundamentalism a curable "mental disease", teen DQ'ed for entering too many science competitions, meth lab stopped on AFB property, sex toy thief, teen turned away from prom for too much cleavage and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Black Dog by Led ZeppeliniTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/black-dog/id580708175?i=580708177 Episode links: 5 year old wets himself during 2 hour school interrogation: http://tinyurl.com/k2jkscr Religious fundamentalism a curable "mental disease": http://tinyurl.com/jvtg37n Teens that builds nuclear reactor DQ'ed from competition: http:/

In this episode, we rant about a mother/daughter porn duo, AK-47 used in argument about rabbits, man drives drunk while having sex, Chinese baby stuck in sewer, high school teacher tells students about 5th ammendment, Al-Qaida fires troublesome employee, Papa John's employee racist voicemail, a Site of the Week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Diner Song by State RadioiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/diner-song/id395631930?i=395631957 Story links: Mother /Daughter porn duo: http://tinyurl.com/oyots4z AK-47 in argument about rabbits: http://tinyurl.com/m5h7luq Man drives drunk while having sex: http://tinyurl.com/nzgbsr5 Chinese baby in se

In this episode, we rant about a woman that has part of her skull stored in her abdomen, NASA funds 3-D food printer, woman dies-gives birth-comes back to life, Spain's flawed subs, woman claims she's too attractive to work, mom has son arrested for stealing her Pop Tarts, Christopher Lee makes a Metal album, man's last minute date invite and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song:Clear The Air by Off With Their HeadsiTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/p3sfj8u Episode links: Woman has brain surgery, piece of skull stored in abdomen: http://tinyurl.com/9qupbkc NASA funds 3-D food printer: http://tinyurl.com/n6ablz7 Woman dies, gives birth, then comes back to life: http:/

In this episode, Bryan is drunkish, Tate is sniffly, and Tony is tired. We rant about the Abercrombie contreversy, man that uses trickery to kill gf's fetus, butcher that feeds pot to pigs, man has sex with a hornet's nest, man robs a bank after paying a wizard to make him invisible, moms that pay handicapped tour guides to bypass lines and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Million Bucks by All Episode links: Abercrombie controversy: http://tinyurl.com/bsn9pkb Linkedin prostitutes; http://tinyurl.com/a9yb6xq Man killed gf's fetus using "trickery" : http://tinyurl.com/azj33km Butcher feeds pot to pigs, creating "high quality" meat: http://tinyurl.com/c5cuvx5

In this episode, we rant about a man that blows up his house because wife goes on picnic without him, movie theater stunt goes wrong, man's obsession gets him disability payment, Rodman going back to N. Korea, man loses life's savings at carnival game, mother earches WebMD after son is shot by guest, man asks for 7up and gets Sprite then sues, teacher accused of having sexual relationship with students and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Silly Girl by The DescendentsiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/silly-girl/id117333239?i=117333211Closing song: Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Ryan LewisiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/thrift-shop-feat.-w

In this episode, we rant about Mike Tyson's GF ate his pet pigeon, mom makes 14 yr old daughter impregnate herself, judge makes funny ruling on pasties, man tells police he's a monkey, woman robs teen that solicited her for sex, a school shooting drill scares teachers, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: The Suffering by FishboneiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/suffering/id283073344?i=283073430 Episode links: Follow up on Mars trip: http://tinyurl.com/d7u8lhfRicin found in dojo of man trying frame Elvis impersonator: http://tinyurl.com/d8x6bdc Mike Tyson's gf ate his pet pigeon: http://tinyurl.com/d48alw7Mom makes 14 year old daughter impregnate

In this episode, we rant about A 1 way trip to Mars, ricin mailer obsessed with organ harvesting, penis size study, crazy letter from a sorority girl, man sues wife for being ugly, radio dj's in trouble over dumb prank, man slashes tires to meet women, man dies from testicles being squeezed, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Last Caress by The MisfitsiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/last-caress/id42171478?i=42171403 Episode Links: 1 Way trip to Mars trip accepting applications: http://tinyurl.com/c9fnrts Alleged ricin mailer obsessed with harvesting organs: http://tinyurl.com/clo9ytf Penis size a marker of attractiveness: http://tinyurl.com/bnep

In this episode, we rant about Teacher too racist to grope kid, goat held for robbery, priest accused of rape won't talk about it, pantsless stalker found in bedroom and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Can I say by Dag NastyiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/can-i-say/id54535002?i=54534754 Episode stories: Teacher says she's too racist to touch black people: http://tinyurl.com/d8pryu7 Police in Nigeria are holding a goat for robbery: http://tinyurl.com/bvsevhb Priest accused of rape won't talk about it: http://tinyurl.com/chr5rsr Pantsless stalker found in bedroom: http://tinyurl.com/cvu3z3e

In this episode, we rant about Scientists say ET genetic code in our DNA, councilman's Pagan rituals exposed, circumcision ritual gives kid herpes, man arrested for letting toddler loose with booze, Reddit user confesses to murder?, man sexually assaulted by 4 women, looking at breasts can improve health, attractive convict, former Vice-Mayor hangs junk out car window at 90 mph, Song lyrics for 'Accidental Racist' and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Skype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) by Joan Jett and the BlackheartsiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/do-you-wanna-touch-me-oh-yeah/id355815845?i=355816025 Episode links: 2 scientists say ET genetic code in

In this episode, we rant about Xbox players better in bed, Gate to hell found, Target's oops, Wal-Mart changes sell by dates, Student wants to open dumpster diving cafe, April Fool's prank gets cops called, Woman goes out in a blaze of glory, Zombie ex-girlfriend shooting target, woman bares buttocks and attacks ex. All this and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Rape Me by NirvanaBuy it https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rape-me/id115183?i=115165Middle song Hey Man, Nice Shot by FilterBuy it https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/hey-man-nice-shot/id306549632?i=306549682 Episode links: Xbox players better in bed? http://tinyurl.com/d8thmp5Scientists find the gate to hell:

In this episode, we rant about Amazon defending free speech, dino sex study, spork for a hand, prostitute comes back to life, Jesus billboard over strip club ad, yoga pants recall, woman negotiates car price with blowie, woman hides crack cookie, man chased jogger that was "pretty", voice mails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comCWERadio.comShare with your friends!Opening song Death or Glory by Social DistortioniTunes link https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/death-or-glory-edited/id65430950?i=65430952 Episode links: Amazon defends use of "C" word: http://tinyurl.com/ctb7glnDinosaur sex study: http://tinyurl.com/ce26j2w Spork for a hand: http://tinyurl.com/c3c2zx8 Alleged son of WBC leader attacked

In this episode, Tate returns, we go extra long and we rant about an Ohio prosecurot indicts a groundhog, the devil looks like Obama, Rodman visits the Vatican, idiot wants to remove his tattoos, man fakes a knife attack to impress date, strip club raid reveals guns drugs and prostitutes, woman arrested pantsless for attacking boyfriend, anal cleavage syringe, man is having a penis made from his arm, former cheerleader assaults 12 year old boy, naked man was high on Jesus, our Top 5 People That You Should Never Accept Advice From and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Freeze Up by Operation Ivy Episode links: Ohio prosecutor indicts groundhog: http://tinyurl.com/

In this episode, no Tate, but we rant about adults funtionally cured of HIV, sex in space, man wrestles shark and gets fired, homeless man caught living in hospital, taco meat fight, woman ticketed for going 2 mph under limit, Fresh Prince theme song leads to lockdown, Vatican buys on of Europe's largest gay saunas, man gets penis cut off at temp job, man banned from a library for wanking, voice mails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song I Have A Date by the VandalsClosing song Warriors Code by Dropkick Murphys Episode links: 14 adults functionally cured of HIV: http://tinyurl.com/aojdu34 Sex in space: http://tinyurl.com/abrqus3 Man wrassles shark, gets fired

In this episode, we rant about a woman that tried to escape on Power Wheels, knife found in birthday cake, robbery stopped with hot coffee, mom duct tapes son's face, man tries to steal PBR and claims it's his genitals, woman had loaded revolver in her vagina, woman tries to sell vhs porn tapes door to door, man tells police "I love cocaine", woman mistakes bottle of sperm for moisturizer, hot turtle sex and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Universe by Punchline Episode links: Woman tries to escape on Power Wheels: http://tinyurl.com/av58x5c Knife found in birthday cake: http://tinyurl.com/chzteyc Robbery stopped with hot coffee: http://tinyurl.com/a8jern2 Mom

In this episode, we rant about a semen fridge, an odd bike accident, Rodman as a diplomat?, Obama's nerd gaffe, frat boys raise mony for transgender member, teacher's stupid prank, Li'l Poopy, woman hides a needle in her anus, couple has sex on corpses they killed, man throws hammers and has a great mug shot, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song You Are(The Government) by Bad ReligionEpisode links: Semen Fridge: http://tinyurl.com/buxgvelBike Accident: http://tinyurl.com/a5d9o7n Rodman loves Kim Jong Un: http://tinyurl.com/b9wfhep Obama combines Star Wars/Star Trek: http://tinyurl.com/bxvgfwz Frat boys raise money for a sex change: http://tinyurl.com/a7o3bfl Teac

In this episode, we rant about A woman that bedazzles her ankle monitor, parents mad over yoga in school, road rage, man slaps baby on flight, woman injured by exploding bullet in her oven, Texas woman calls 911 for cigarettes, kid steals money gets prostitutes, man has $7500 porn collection stolen, man's scratching leads to abuse, woman caught being inappropriate with dog, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Big Pimpin by Jay-ZClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode links: Woman fined for bedazzling her ankle monitor: http://tinyurl.com/bbbutb4 Parents mad over yoga being taught in school: http://tinyurl.com/anhbpgl Road rage: http:/

In this episode, we talk with Anti-Semantic Show's Pradogod about some nonsense, rant about Meteor strikes Russia, demon attacks school, man killed for laughing at how another man ate a sandwich, attraction planned in Bin Laden death town, meth lab port-a-potty, snow penis toppled, mom interrupts school assembly by stripping, man throws semen on women in Wal-Mart, politicians want to criminalize man drives car while sucking dildo, woman catches man fapping and attacks him Voice mails, our Top 5 least favorite foods and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Big Poppa by Notorious B.I.G.Closing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode links: Meteor st

In this episode, we rant about man drunk inside of Wal-Mart, dog steps on gas pedal man dies, man tattoos his name on girl's face, dreadlocks being stolen, hatchet wielding hitchhiker interview, 2 students lose fingers playing tug of war, boy suspended for throwing imaginary grenade, woman tried to kill her husband by poisoning her privates, man serenades police in the nude, a dress that turns transarent, our Top 5 Bucket list items, and moreSubscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Bring Da Noise by Public Enemy and AnthraxClosing Song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode links: Man drunk drives INSIDE Wal-Mart: http://tinyurl.com/9wt38h9 Dog steps on gas pedal, m