Salty Language

In this episode, we rant about a getaway donkey, goat cheese fire shuts down a highway, kid disciplined for making Lego gun, boys have to sign out toilet paper at school, Applebee's fires waitress over tip, woman claim that they preyed away an intruder, pastor claims his penis is blessed, teacher gets fired for posting semi nude pics of herself, handcuffed man acts crazy to police, monkey on the loose, our Top 5 Bands, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song First of the Month by Bones Thugs-N-HarmonyClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode Stories: Getaway donkey foils robbery attempt: http://tinyurl.com/9wmzt7mGoat cheese fire shuts down high

In this episode, we rant about A burn ward mascot, surgeons leave tools in patient, moisturizing jeans, fat shaming to cure obesity, 400 lb woman falls through sidewalk, woman snorts heroin at Applebee's, Air Force finds inappropriate materials during inspection, German soldiers growing breasts, woman hides cocaine and heroin in groin, strippers fight over $1 tip, man breaks into house poops and masturbates, our Top 5 Worst Bands, voicemails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Totally by Screaching WeaselClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode Links: "Flamy" the burn ward mascot http://tinyurl.com/bbavcjd Surgeons leave 16 tools in patient

In this episode, we rant about Chimp addicted to porn, tap water catches on fire, woman drives 900 miles instead of 90, woman offers cop favors to get out of ticket, UFOs over Michigan, condom law in California, U of Toronto basically hosting orgy, man steals wine and flowers to impress lady, woman smothers bf with breasts, man tattooed name near underage girl's vagina, man outsourced job to China, man that jumps on bed says it is serious work, our top, voicemails, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Mustache Man by CakeClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song Eppisode Links Chimp addicted to porn http://tinyurl.com/a9ezzex Tap water catches on fire http://tiny

In this episode, we rant about Twins fight over shared girlfriend, teen gets caught after posting crime on Facebook, man killed by his fridge, man buys a solid gold shirt, asparagus helps with hangovers, girl suspended over facebook post, Brazil prostitutes learning English for World Cup, ice cubes tell you if you're drunk, man offers reward for stolen outhouse, man stabbed after sign language mistaken for gang signs, voice mails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song What Happened? by SublimeClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode links: Twins fight over shared girlfriend: http://tinyurl.com/apf79hw Teen caught for hit and run after pos

In this episode, we rant about Woman setting fire to a mattress with her bf on it, sperm donor ordered to pay support, man leaves baby at strip club, Oompa Loompas attack man, man attacks friend after a 3 way fail, woman assaults boyfriend over bad oral, inmates suing beer companies, woman arrested for dui on way to hearing for dui, teen drugs her parents to use internet and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Viva Las Vegas by The Dead KennedysClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode links: Woman set fire to mattress with boyfriend still in it: http://tinyurl.com/czet5un Sperm donor ordered to pay child support: http://tinyurl.com/bxpdt6

In this episode, we rant about A 5 year old that gets racy photos in his Christmas gift, a kid that finds a gun in their donated toy, Hulk Hogan's "Breastaurant", man dies after 28 raw eggs, man fends off chainsaw attack with an umbrella, rape provoking miniskirts banned, porn star gets gifts from fans, a man beats his kids for passing gas, our  New Year's resolutions, voicemails, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Too Drunk To F**k by The Dead Kennedys Episode links: 5 year old gets 3DS with racy photos on it: http://tinyurl.com/cred52q Kid finds pistol in donated toy bear: http://tinyurl.com/bn6eafk Hulk Hogan to open "Breastaurant" http://tinyurl.com/c2

In this episode, we rant about The Instagram mess, Death Star petition clears threshold, beer fights the common cold, Anonymous targets WBC, woman attacked with feces filled sock, mom makes son hold sign for being disrespectful, fake braces a new fad, coffin sound systems, cocaine breast implants, voice mails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song I am Santa Claus Closing Song - Song 17 by The Rugburns Episode links: Instagram mess: http://tinyurl.com/bv6dyjz Death Star petition clears threshold for Obama response: http://tinyurl.com/bbegao7 Can beer fight the common cold? http://tinyurl.com/d3h6x7f Anonymous targets WBC: http://tinyurl.com/bpvl6ar Woman attac

In this episode, we rant about A dad that built a helicopter drone to follow his son, man gets ticket for running over himself, kid with Tourette's kick off soccer team, handyman kidnapped forced to do repairs, diner describes women as fat girls on check, students bring in pot brownies, burglar calls 911 to save self, 12 year old shoots intruder, drinkware that changes color when rape drugs are present, new app that filters sexy pics, and a Florida woman that reported her driveway stolen. Also, voice mails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song I Want It All/We Will Rock Mash Up by Queen and Featuring Armageddon Episode links: Dad builds drone to follow son to bus sto

In this episode, we rant about a man that shot his girlfriend over a Walking Dead argument, shredded police documents used in parade, meth helps fight the flu, girl gets stuck between two buildings, bacon flavored shaving cream, kung fu eviction, man calls police because a hooker shorted him time, woman cried rap because her date was bad at sex, Santa turns out to be a sex offender, voice mails, top 5 board games list and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song I'll Kill, I Swear by Murder Party Episode links: Man shoots girlfriend over Walking Dead argument: http://tinyurl.com/cp44c8sShredded police documents used in Macy's Parade: http://tinyurl.com/c49ten2 Meth helps fi

In this episode, we rant about parents learning of daughter's death on FB, Ohio's "Cleaning Fairy", woman assaults boyfriend for orgasming too quickly, woman assaults girlfriend over misplaced sex toy, Chinese man building Noah's Ark, man assaults estranged wife with genitals, animal brothels in Germany, fake dentist accused of butt kissing, girls pee in cupcake batter, girl does naughty things with family dogs, man finds out his wife was born a man, voice mails, top 5 list and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song What's At Stake by The Swellers Episode links: Parents Learn of Daughter's Death on FB: http://tinyurl.com/ca7wrx5Ohio's "Cleaning Fairy" http://tinyurl.com/

In this episode, we rant about Violent J gets cancer, fan smuggles firecrackers into soccer game, school website tells students how to experiment with veggies, perfumers make sushi fragrance, man accused of killing and cooking his wife, clown dies during Macy's parade, man sneaks onto farm for creepy reasons, teacher told to make her breasts not produce milk, woman arrested for using skeletons for sex, woman tried to kill boyfriend with her breasts. Also, voice mails, our Top 5 beers, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Say It Loud by James Brown Episode links: Violent J of ICP has skin cancer from face paint: http://tinyurl.com/asb5oqlFan smuggles firecrackers in

In this episode, we rant about a good samaritan gets robbed, woman ran over husband for not voting, man crashes into house offers pizza,  judge orders woman to wear idiot sign, man stole delivery keeps making deliveries, gorillas get birth control, brothel mother, coffin maker uses nude models to sell coffins, maninjects olive oil into penis, teen gets lapdances at birthday party, voice mails, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Havin A TIme by Donnie Dumphy Episode Links: Good Samaritan robbed: http://tinyurl.com/czunsgeWoman ran over husband for not voting: http://tinyurl.com/asosb8xMan crashes into house, asks if people wants pizza: http://tinyurl.com/dy8oehw Ju

In this episode, we rant about a man that sings he isn't going to jail then goes to jail, free spray tans for the unemployed, man arrested twice at the same time, woman attacked by ferret terrified to leave house, chiropractor's license suspended for being a creep, police burst woman's breast implant, man arrested for flashing breast implants, man posed as agent to satisfy foot fetish, accused rapist left number with victim. Also, Would You Rather? and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Sting Like A Bee by Mr. Mick ft J Nella Episode links: Man sings "I ain't going back to jail" then goes back to jail http://tinyurl.com/c7zrnrrFree spray tans for the unemployed http:/

In this episode, Tate joins us again, and we rant about Disney buying Lucasfilms, man killed over Magic cards, Trekkie dating site, cop tases 10 year old, kids given cocaine for Halloween, Nissan replicates human skin for seat covers, karate student kicks intruder's butt, guy wins lotto after getting dumped, man kicked out of library sues, man has leg crushed by giant crucifix, world's biggest bra sold, man etches wife's genitals on her tombstone, woman swallows toothbrush, voice mails, auto correct theater, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song November Has Come by the Gorillaz Episode links Disney buys Lucasfilms http://tinyurl.com/atjqt5n Man killed over Magic The

In this episode, we are joined by the lovely Tate, and rant about stripping is not an art, malnourished 18 year old still has baby teeth, man levels balls out with chin implant, clam mcmuffin, teens re-enact Chris Brown beating Rihanna in blackface, fecal transplants, 9 year old mistaken for skunk is shot, woman poses as doctor to trick friend, STD cupcakes, woman sets breastmilk record, clown makes kiddie porn and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Werewolf BarmitzvahEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode 66 links: Stripping is not art: http://tinyurl.com/blnrbeaMalnourished 18 year old has baby teeth: http://tinyurl.com/8mwyocaMan levels out bal

In this episode, we rant about scientists turning air into gas, police tasing a blind man, couple has sex on a restaurant table, a woman who breastfeeds her dog, woman thanks Sheriff for bologna sandwiches, leader blames fast food for rape, dildo removed from man's intestines, teacher injured by falling fish, man fights stop sign, nun steals beer, man attempts bank robbery for $1, voice mails, a Sexy Voice Movie Review, we try bacon jerky, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song The Baddest Man Alive by The Black Keys and RZAEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode 65 links: Follow up on story about man returning enemas: http://tinyurl.com/9tcklrvSci

In this episode, we are joined by comedian Jen Remauro, and we rant about a man that assaults his wife with a sandwich, a man that washes his wife's mouth out with soap, a woman that hid drugs, teen microwaves cat for arguing with him, man gives cop a squirrel instead of his license, food stamp user ridiculed, movie review, joke and more! Follow Jen @jenremauro or jenremauro.comSubscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Aimless Arrow by ConvergeEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode 64 links: Man attacks wife with sammich: http://tinyurl.com/9vjlpp3Man washes wife's mouth out with soap: http://tinyurl.com/bwpl255 Woman hides crack in her vagina: http://tinyurl.

In this episode, we rant about Tony's Key West trip, Michigan Batman, woman rides a manatee, Bull ball beer, Alcohol poured over models' breasts, Man sues strip club, Woman married her absentee father, and the Hulk Hogan sex tape! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Sex in the Morning by Soul of the RiverEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode 63 links: Michigan Batman arrested: http://tinyurl.com/8wtdluxStolen maple syrup returned: http://tinyurl.com/8dju6dcWoman who rode manatee could be in trouble: http://tinyurl.com/8d43fdd Mentally retarded woman can't prove she fought rape, so rapist goes free: http://tinyurl.com/8deyuw3Sex offenders sue over right

In this episode, we rant about a Juror too homophobic to be on jury, fake death marriage proposal, Bic pens "ForHer" reviews, battlefield fragrance, man gnaws woman's head, man accidentally turns himself in, man claims Florida's animal laws are backwards, man too fat to execute, call ins, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Cheap Beer by FIDLAREnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode 62 links: Juror too homophobic and racist for jury duty: http://tinyurl.com/bmqy9kxFake death marriage proposal: http://tinyurl.com/938nhwt Bic pens "For Her" reviews: http://tinyurl.com/9xn88ctIranian invents deceptive battlefield fragrance: http://tinyurl.com/8bv7b4

In this episode, we rant about Spider-Man getting cancelled, Gangham style gone wrong,man beats his girlfriend with her dog, artificial hymens, cool bonus given by auto dealer, voice mail, Would You Rather questions, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song I've Seen Footage by Death GripzEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode links: Marvel cancelling Amazing Spider-Man: http://tinyurl.com/c3t6c52Woman claims to be Jack Sparrow, steals boat: http://tinyurl.com/dx7p5yz Chik-Fil-A flip flops: http://tinyurl.com/8vgllkgGangham style meets West Side Story: http://tinyurl.com/cvnytzjMan uses Mythbusters excuse to not take sobriety test: http://tinyurl.com