Inked Blind & Confused Podcast

  Motorboating, drinking, laughing; Oh My! Listen in as we hit the stage for our live Vegas show for the big Pride48 2015 event! Games are played, bourbon is downed and laughs are had as we spend an hour performing live with some of our favorite-est people in the world! We hope you have as much fun listening as we had recording it! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Jay, Melissa & Kris share their favorite memories of the recent Pride48 blowout in Las Vegas and tell you what we've been up to since returning to our hum-drum lives at home.  We have a lovely voicemail from the Voice of the Future and Melissa decides to podcast while sober.  SOBER, people!  The world just might be ending.... Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

When the girls are away the boys will play! Or so says Jay as he brings in Super-Special Guest Host Marcus into the fold while the rest of the gang is too busy to record.  What will they discuss?  The Fun Hog Ranch? Lurker Will?  Vegas? All of the above?  Tune in to find out! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Your favorite-est Inked host has returned from travelling through Europe and with her she brings the plague! Well, some sort of plague, maybe not THE plague.  But she's sick nonetheless! As she tells you all about her grand adventures you'll soon realize that the Confused is missing! *Gay Gasp* We'd say call the authorities, but, meh, who cares? Kim has the PLAGUE. That's the exciting stuff, right there, folks! Kris and Jay drool as Kim talks all about her boozy trip (they're probably booking their tickets now!)  Sit back, grab some Nyquil and a pint of Guinness; this is gonna be one fun trip! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Melissa's finally back and there's a whole lot to catch up on! Jay tells us all about his dead seal encounter and our Special Guest Host Marcus the Reliable decides the dead seal's name shall be Petunia. So, Rest In Peace, Sweet Petunia! *DRINKING GAME IDEA FOR THIS SHOW: Listen as Jay keeps announcing Charming's real name during the show! Melissa later tried to cover it up, but he did it so much that there might be some slips in there.  Drink when you hear the "Oops" sound effect, and take 2 drinks if you hear Charming's real name!* Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

  Melissa had to miss this one, but your Inked, Blind & Sin City Siren hosts definitely made sure she had her work cut out for her! Kim loses her connection and Jay scrambles to find her.  But all is well, because, well, there's plenty of booze for everyone!  We can survive anything, as long as there is alcohol nearby! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Jay, Melissa and Marcus gather together one lonely Saturday night for a LIVE show and all hell breaks loose.  Melissa starts out drunk and Jay takes the opportunity to teach Melissa a new sexual act: Edging.  Do you know what that is?  If not, tune in to find out!  Marcus makes the fatal error of admitting to never seeing pretty much ANY 80's movie, so Jay and Melissa spend quite some time gay-gasping until they pass out.  Dirty Dancing?  Really, Marcus?  DEAD.TO.ME. Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

  Jay and Kim talk about special life memories and of course, booze, while the Confused is (once again) absent and your Sin City Siren is out planning this little thing called a wedding.  Not just any wedding: HER wedding.  Oh, the tales she will surely have for you! In the meantime, enjoy this chat between the Inked and the Blind! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

The whole gang is together again as we come together to celebrate a Sin City Siren Wedding!  Your very own Kris got hitched over the weekend and your hosts decided to throw her an online wedding reception.  Which means Melissa was drunk right off the bat.  Just right off the bat she f*cks it up.  Oh well; every wedding needs the standard drunk, right? Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com  

  Melissa steps outside her self-made nursing home to discuss dead celebrities and bad beer with Mrs. Sin City Siren and Blind Guy Jay.  Poor Jay has to endure Kris and Melissa talking needlepoint and crochet (don't go gettin' jealous of our rock star lives, mmmmkay?) but surprises us all with how crafty Jay is!  Cross-stitch?  Damn, Jay! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com Visit that awesome website we talked about! Learn all about your favorite dead celebrities! findadeath.com

  Let's DAAAANCE! Well, not really. But there is a reason to celebrate. After all, this is our 50th episode! We went live for this one, so let the debauchery begin!  Oh, and please, give Marcus all the crap you can for STILL not seeing any of the great 80's film on his homework list.  Bad, Marcus, Bad! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Melissa quizzes her co-hosts on Star Trek vs. Star Wars.  Of course Marcus is the clear winner.  Jay lends his hand at grief counseling and then he makes a plea for help from our listeners! Help Jay design his holiday costume for Vegas! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Jay and your Sin City Siren regale you with memories of the Vegas Santa Rampage.  We also wish Kris a very Happy Belated Birthday, especially since she shares her day with some dude named Jesus.  Merry Christmas, Happy Birthday! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

We decided to ring in the New Year LIVE at Pride48.com and ended on a total drunk note!  So drunk that we decided later to omit the real ending to the show.  Some things are better left unsaid, ya know?  Enjoy this drunk-cast and we'll maybe see you again next New Year's Eve!  Sláinte! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

What would you do with $1 Billion?  Heck, what would you do with $1 Million?  Join us as we daydream over the lives we'd lead with even just a portion of the Powerball winnings.  Would you quit your job? Travel the world? Spend it all on hookers and blow? Yeah, we would, too! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

You might be asking yourselves, who are these "Inked, Blind & Confused" people?  How dare they infiltrate my podcast app?  But then you'll hear the ramblings of the drunk hosts and you'll remember: It's Us!  We're the show that can't be bothered to put out content.  Except for today.  Today we will hoist ourselves out of our hovels and will give you the show you so richly deserve.  All 30 minutes or so.  We missed you!  Did you miss us?! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

We have returned, with an explanation for our long absence.  First and foremost we want to thank all of our listeners and supporters during the recent struggles we have had.  The sh*t gets deep right off the bat, but lightens up and eventually it all turns back to booze.  Hey, we can't help it! A very special thanks to those that left us voicemails for this show, or messages from afar.  We love you all!  And no, we're not retiring.  Just explaining what's been going on.  We're back, kids! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

While Melissa is sick with double pneumonia, she has to live vicariously through Jay and Kim as they tell all about their wild St. Patrick's Day partying.  Not one to be outdone, though, Melissa has a story of her own to share.  Oh my! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

While Jay's away the girls will play! Kim, Kris and Melissa gather round the microphone to get all sorts of naughty.  We give a little Top 5, start to reminisce about the awful (or awesome?) 90's and Melissa keeps asking which celebrities are dead.  Because.Confused. So how would you sexually describe the "Halo Top"?  Kim describes an ice cream that sounds more like a sexual position.  Get creative! Picture Credit! From L to R: Cousins Brittany, Kim (Inked!) & Melissa (Confused!) Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

It's time for a little throwback.  Instead of telling you all about the present day facts you all know about, we're stepping back to a little year called 1982 and throwing some Top 5 your way.  Talk about a great year for music, books and movies!  Not so much for the top headline person, though.... Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We’d love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com