Building A Better Dave

  • Autor: Vários
  • Narrador: Vários
  • Editora: Podcast
  • Duração: 57:18:49
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Sinopse

The personal diary of Dave Jackson. Each short episode attempts to make you laugh, cry, think, groan, educate, or entertain. Sometimes, you get to play therapist as Dave attempts to share life's lessons from Father Time.

Episódios

  • My Little Skank

    28/02/2007 Duração: 10min

    Dave talks about a recent trip to Toys R Us, and he's noticed that while you're not allowed to judge anyone, everyone seems to be pretty judgemental about Christians.... Music by WII  F-in-A, I Love Jesus!

  • Pushing Peanuts

    23/02/2007 Duração: 16min

    Dave talks about Carpe Diem (and doing everything) vs Doing Nothing Well. Prioritizing, and having a Superman complex. Call in your comments 888-563-3228 . Music "New Day" by Nate McDonough from the Podsafe Music Network

  • Open Valentine to the Nurse

    13/02/2007 Duração: 15min

    Guys Valentine’s Day is here. So I talk a bit about the differences between Men and Women.  Guys we have an oppotunity to open up and bust that stereotype about guys not talking about their feelings. You have the opportunity, so take advantage. Being that my Valentine’s Day budget is kind of small, I’ve decided to use my podcast as a present to the nurse. You get to listen in. OPEN VALENTINE TO THE NURSE By Dave Jackson I still feel God has lead you to me, even though I now know you snore. I love you even though you think Spinal Tap is stupid and you refuse to watch The Holy Grail.I love you because your job is life and death, and then you come home and raise three amazingkids with a smile on your face. I love that you are a P A R E N T. I love you when you lie and say my beard looks good. I love the way the fire reflects off your smile. I love you because you forgive me when I forget to call. I love you because waiting in line at a car wash with you is an adventure I love you because no one fills out a black

  • I Love Ewe - You Love Me

    23/01/2007 Duração: 15min

    Dave talks about his junk, and asks why are bathroom stalls becoming extinct? He talks about his new college classes, appreciating diversity, spanking your kids, and attack of the Britneys and the Walmart Generation. Music by the Gentlemen Losers www.gentlemenlosers.com "God's Perfect Rainbow" from the Podsafe Music Network

  • Daves First Day of School - Again

    16/01/2007 Duração: 11min

    Dave goes MOBILE and talks about his very first day of school as he battles whiteout conditions on his way to his first day of College - again. Music - New Day by the Band Glorydive from the Podsafe Music Network. Hear samples and Buy their CD at CDBaby

  • Swallow Your Fears

    11/01/2007 Duração: 15min
  • My Daughter Googled You

    24/12/2006 Duração: 06min

    Dave has a guest in studio as it turns out "The Nurse's" children are checking up on me. Lucky me, they found the masterbation episode. Merry Christmas and happy holidays to eveyrone. Episodes Mentioned: Please Take My Sperm and "She said she'd wear a short skirt, and she did"

  • The Best Teacher I Ever Had

    20/12/2006 Duração: 15min

    Dave talks about his favorite teacher and his retirement party. (Sharon I love you too - his wife). Jim's retirement part was wall to wall people - because he impacted people. You, yes YOU impact people every day. Make it a positive impact Thanks for some great memories JB, you will be terribly missed Now I need to go work on my Emo song  A listener suggested we stay away from Joel Osteen and instead check out the book Grace Walk What You've always wanted in a Christian Life or the website www.gracewalk.org Music Learn to Crawl by Black Lab  

  • Born Again Hypocrite

    15/12/2006 Duração: 20min

    Dave "comes out" of the closet. He's Christian and explains that if nonchurch going people call Christians "hypocrites" because they are "not like Jesus" then yes - He is a far-from-perfect born-again hypocrite. He shares some miracles he's seen, and talks about if you keep your eyes open, you might see them too. He also mentions he is reading Joel Osteen's book (and recommends it).  Your Best Life Now: 7 Steps to Living at Your Full Potential by Joel Osteen

  • Have You Seen My Joy?

    13/12/2006 Duração: 15min

    Dave is having a bad day. The holidays are taking its toll. He pulls out his blue "Attitude is everything" card, but even that won't work. However, dating a nurse has its positive effects as he talks about what a really bad day is. My Attitude is EverythingI will not let anyone steal my joy I will not let anyone or anything impact my positive attitude I will overcome, overpower, and overturn all obstacles I can and will handle the challenge I will look further than my vision because I will work by faith, not by sight. I will dream BIG DREAMS. I will be positive. I will move with a sense of urgency and stay committed to my goals. I will check and recheck, balance and counterbalance, reassure and be measured to the highest standard of excellence. I will not give up, let up or look up to the fear of defeat. I will never forget wo I am, where I cam from. I realize this day, this moment, is truly a blessing. My Attitude... is Everything! www.keithharrell.com Music Steal Away by Edwin Holt purchase at CDBaby.com

  • Helping the Homless to Lie

    07/12/2006 Duração: 14min

    Dave shows off his new announcer Scott "Mr Podcheck" Fletcher. Check it out at http://voice.caraworks.com/ Dave gives his input on a homeless person he met in Cleveland. Its the same old scam he's heard time and time again. MUSICTold Me Lies From Stefani from "Pieces" by Stefani Atomic K Records Buy at iTunes Music Store

  • OH MARY I'VE GOT A WOODY

    01/12/2006 Duração: 12min

    Sleep Deprivation Theater Returns! CHRISTMAS EXPOSED!Dave talks about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and It's a Wonderful life. Hermie the Elf Gay? How about Charlie in the box? Why did people want him to "Come out?" Is it true that George Bailey was into Rape Sex Games? Get 6 Christmas Classis on One DVD MusicBeau Hall "Oh Face" and "No Sleep Funk" Buy Beau's CD at CDBaby

  • Please Take My Sperm

    14/11/2006 Duração: 11min
  • Control Yourself

    10/11/2006 Duração: 13min

    Dave talks about the theory of controlling yourself. You may think you can't (but you probably do it every day). Music  (from the IODA Promonet) from "Cuntree" by Shat Buddyhead Records Buy at iTunes Music Store The Fire Apes - "It's Over" (courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network) But their CD at CDBaby.com or find out more about them at www.thefireapes.com

  • Agreeing with Andy Rooney - Sign of the Apocalypse ?

    05/11/2006 Duração: 08min

    Dave talks about his child hood and some of the television he was forced to watch. He also unveils what might possibly be the world's worst Andy Rooney imitation. Music: "Clean" by Matthew Casteel (www.matthewcasteel.com ) Comments: 888-563-3228

  • 8 Return of the Nurse

    03/11/2006 Duração: 13min

    Dave talks about a nurse who is a "keeper" and ponders the actions he is taking to "court" her and notices that many of the "nice things" he does now (at the beginning of a relationship) he failed to do at the end of his marriage. Maybe we should all look at our actions in the "Gah Gah" stage of a relationship, and some of those to our relationships. Comments: 888-563-3228 So This Is Love Inflight Blue Pie Productions Buy at iTunes Music Store "Movin on " (intro music) at www.tubbfunk.com

  • Facing Mistakes

    29/10/2006 Duração: 12min

    Dave is having a bad day. Do you have anything in your life you KNOW is a mistake? I pondered not publishing this episode as its not my usual “Positive Upbeat” approach to life, but I thought I'd show I'm human and have bad days along the way

  • Back Away From the Twinkie

    26/10/2006 Duração: 13min

    Dave talks about how he has lost 15 lbs. It's all about commitment. He explains what is working for him in terms of weight loss. It's all about making the right choices. Do you have the ability to commit? Music Moose "Fat Fun" from the Podsafe Music Network

  • Amish Porn

    23/10/2006 Duração: 05min

    The first “Sleep Deprived” episode where Dave has a weird thought, and decides to share it with you. Today’s thought? Amish Porn. This brings back those moments where Dave’s Mom would hear how Dave needed a “Special test” at school. MusicAmpsex (www.ampsex.com )”Porno Movie” from the Podsafe Music Network Buy their CD From CDBaby.com

  • She said she'd wear a short skirt - and she DID

    21/10/2006 Duração: 09min

    Dave discusses further things about attraction, but more importantly the dilemma of "NO YUCK ROOM." She's not a psycho, she's not on meds, NOW WHAT? Music   Don't You Know Batdorf & McLean ItsAboutMusic.com Buy at iTunes Music Store

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