Rafe Hates Caleb

QUICK HITS rafe is absolutely unhinged with her amazon reviews. also if you like a little spooky read, she enjoyed the DEMON AT THE WINDOW, which is about provincetown’s “devil of the dunes” https://www.trulyhorror.com/the-demon-at-the-window-provincetown-devil-of-the-dunes caleb saw longlegs! no big spoilers; caleb liked it mostly. he’s also reading the lord of the ring, which is awesome. The post Bummer Summer is Back appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS caleb had a lovely tea time but more importantly, he needs you to try the FIG NEWMANS. also don’t forget to enjoy CALEB RACING – final fantasy randomizer food race! july 21st 3pm eastern! twitch.tv/finalfantasyrandomizer and PLEASE VOTE. vote local, fight the politicians who are trying to take away human rights, and vote The post Crank That Cord appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS just a reminder that the supreme court sucks, and republicans are trying to scare americans into thinking that undocumented aliens are voting (spoilers, they’re not). caleb had a great time with his nephew, mom, and the scientist in frederick and DC. there was a candy mishap, but that also created something magical. caleb The post Bearassic Park appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS why would we focus on the asange drama when rafe has been going on an eggs benedict tour?!?! and also they would rather complain about capitalism. happy times. enjoy! also don’t forget to enjoy CALEB RACING – final fantasy randomizer food race! july 21st. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: time off/ eggs benedict The post Panic at the Capitalism appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS check out the blending lab if you’re ever in los angeles! and check out the chocolate tours in san francisco. sunday 3pm eastern final fantasy randomizer WATCH CALEB! WOMEN’S STRIKE 2024 IS APPROACHING!! https://action.womensmarch.com/events/women-s-strike-2024 “No spending, No work, No school On the 2nd anniversary of the overturning of Roe v. Wade, girls, women, The post Uncomfortably Full appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS what the fuck is arizona doing? you all better be ready to vote NO on SCR 1044. elected officials NEED ending terms!! https://www.azleg.gov/legtext/56leg/2R/summary/S.SCR1044ELEC_ASPASSEDCOW.pdf caleb is back and gets to tell us all about vacationing in california, the distant tornadoes, horrible downward spiral of panera bread, and the return trip with appliance woes WOMEN’S The post Fuck Panera Bread appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS all about consty!!! our buddy, linford, has cheerfully agreed to be the guest today. and we had so much fun. he gives some juicy details about the le mans 24hr endurance race next week, and explains the appeal of a couple games – destiny 2, ghost of tshushima, and elden ring. and we The post It Was Just Last Year appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS AI isn’t ready in broad help situations and people need to stop trying to make it fit every situation. google’s AI cannot be trusted and is being FORCED on users! use this URL, to get clean google web results: https://udm14.com/ rafe talks about anti-cicada bug suit shopping and duck detective is super cute! The post Where’s My Wife appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS rafe read the news again. news about the collapse of humanity, and also how horrible people are working on small changes to contraception laws so that eventually, they may not be allowed a ALL. https://thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/the-collapse-is-coming-will-humanity-adapt https://time.com/6977434/birth-control-contraception-access-griswold-threat caleb has exciting news about a ffr cooking show! it’ll be this sunday, 3pm eastern, on @finalfantasyrandomizer. The post Would You Like to Play a Game? appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS caleb has a lot going on this week, like a run-in with jury duty AND the dentist (AGAIN). he also regales about a world of warcraft mount and a mother’s day breakfast mishap. rafe hates spring especially hard because of cicadas and also is she the only one who knows what a vein The post Your Civic Duty appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS well, now rafe wants to build a moss garden in her bathroom. also sheepy is the CUTEST GAME please play it and support the sheepy creator! caleb regales about rats and fancy golden cheese in world of warcraft, and also has a couple oof moments this week. SCURRYFUNGE is the word of the The post A Cheesy Episode appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS rafe has some STRONG words about costco’s kirkland cream cheese. and also STRONG words against the bigger cars in american and the stupid loopholes and maybe she hates american policies. vox: why are cars in the US so big? watch this drew gooden video! it’s almost like drew has been listening to rafe The post High Praise for Bullet Train appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS caleb has a meow meow story, and a sad story, and a story about BBQ. rafe cautions about e. coli in ground beef: https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/recalls/nationwide-alert-issued-ground-beef-e-coli/ also how sad is that prison graveyard in mississippi? https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/families-in-disbelief-after-hundreds-of-bodies-found-buried-behind-mississippi-jail ARMSCYE is the word of the week. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: sosig drawing low: working in the office The post The Meow Meow Kid appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS caleb and his apple stories, amirite? now it’s the airpods! and what’s this about the civil war movie? rafe ate bad bread! taxes suck. the word of the week is BANNOCK DEVICE. you know, the thing that measures your feet and the shoe store. caleb and fizzle will be doing a final fantasy The post Statement Pants appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS rafe is playing a new game called chook & sosig and you should buy it when it’s on sale! https://www.gog.com/en/game/chook_sosig_walk_the_plank phrase of the week is WET SOCK. caleb saw the devil movie with the scientist! and got a massage! it was weird. MOUTH IN THE HOLE. world of warcraft PLUNDERSTORM and city of The post No Meat in Those Cookies appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS caleb is very passionate about net neutrality and what it means to have internet as a utilty. his ma is moved! and is there a vacation in the near future? hmmmmm. and bruh. there is SO much drama around the mcdonald’s ice cream machines it is BONKERS. https://getpocket.com/explore/item/they-hacked-mcdonald-s-ice-cream-machines-and-started-a-cold-war HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: The post Ice Cream Should be a Utility appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS chickfila adds antibiotics to their chicken! https://www.allrecipes.com/chick-fil-a-changes-antibiotics-policy-in-chicken-8620507 try your best to NOT use plastics. it’s for your own good. https://www.popsci.com/environment/plastic-chemicals-are-inescapable-and-theyre-messing-with-our-hormones the francis scott key bridge in baltimore fell. https://www.wbaltv.com/article/baltimore-bridge-collapse-death-toll-francis-scott-key/60319030 HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: dentist low: college class caleb’s high-low high: family time low: baltimore key bridge HOT HOT TOPICS – what is The post Sometimes I’ll Put Those in My Mouth appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS oh, no. rafe read the news. about roundup (WHICH CAUSES CANCER), owned by monsanto and bayer, kitten population explosions, and dishwasher aficionados. probably the best facebook group rafe has ever found. https://www.wired.com/story/extreme-dishwasher-loading-facebook-group https://grist.org/science/kitten-season-animal-shelter-cat-wildlife https://newrepublic.com/article/179653/roundup-cancer-monsanto-pesticides caleb is on an adventure! he’s had a pretty good week with travels. and you want instrumental? you want The post Stick it in Your Pocket appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS is something going on with the royal family, like is kate middleton okay? but more importantly, ninja sex party NEW ALBUM!!! and caleb enjoyed il pizzico, an italian restaurant. the word of the week is PETRICHOR. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: ninja sex party & ghosty low: college class caleb’s high-low high: italian The post The Royal Family appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS rafe and caleb are both concerned for the immediate future of the usa. it’s ok. everything will work out fine. the politics in america are a mess but it’ll be fine. let us know who you think is a good male rolemodel for gen z! vote to protect people’s rights!! the word of The post Twenty Years From Now appeared first on rafe hates caleb.