Noble Efforts

A summer of midnight premieres; the semi-attractive square; Bob's friendship contract; the ultimate revenge of the ex; the biggest relationship to date; Bob announces his vasectomy; Kyle anticipates fatherhood; reigning in those impulses and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Opressive heatwave; looking forward to summer; enduring shitty personal labors of love; crashing Nerdfest; when novelty is no longer enough; the risqué photo shoot and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Bob turns 27; Lucky #25; Kyle's damaged junk; the megaprofile; the mildly narcoleptic girl; the poster child of doomed relationships; a proposed BFN train; monogamous crusaders; Most. Disturbing. Superpower. EVER!!!; Kyle's Catch-22 and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Fresh linens; the filthy no-fail text message; Namuth gets stranded; neutralizing Kerry; "pulling a Gerry"; Kyle blows up someone's spot; Jenn and Bob's epic throwdown; the sketchy pick-up artist and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Bob's favor bank; the wicked lothario; a letter to Justine; the "neutral" fuck buddy; the perfect girlfriend; Ambassador of OKCupid; the first Couchsurfing adventure; geocentric dating; Kyle's self-destructive streak; Bob hits his stride; Oshinn trumps all and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Follow-up on Maeve's guitar; two things Bob missed the most; getting in shape; BFN Chicago Marathon challenge; small skirmishes with little Africans; two new cars; the greatest Christmas gift to date; Jersey Face Spring Break; second base with the wrong girlfriend; two lousy homecomings; Lisa's ridiculous cell phone bill and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Part Two of Bob's adventures in West Africa. Manhunt: Dakar; hard seat to Timbuktu; a hellish ride to Tambacounda; VIP welcome to The Gambia; The Serekunda Punch; the ill-fated abstinence challenge; inappropriate gifts for the Senegalese and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Part One of Bob's adventures in West Africa. The new studio; escalating mind games from the ex-girlfriend; The Ugly Canadian; Africa without a net; best food in the world; rumble in Cap Skirring; getting stranded on the beath and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Hitting the road for the holidays; last day on the job; how Kyle once got suspended from the Internet; an explicit phone call to Megan Buchwildere; the death of the English language; the 19th woman; new year's resolutions and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Our new exercise regimen; the two night stand; biking under the influence; adventures with Emo Girl; going to extremes to take a sick day; Madison's most recent break-up; enlisting help to close the deal and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Bob & Kyle's Top Picks for 2007! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Thanksgiving with the Buchwilderes; spontaneous weekend with Oshinn; Marksgiving 2007; Shaggs' forbidden pursuit; three rides to the airport; Black Friday and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Bob's big ego; the push-up champion; Spotlight Artist weekend fling; Lisa wrestles with ringworm; Kyle's recent infatuation with Megan; striving for the ultimate date hop; playing the bad boy; scouting for girls; defending the lazy icebreaker and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Josephus has a son! The perfect name; home delivery; the ultimate terror; avoiding pregnancy at all costs; the best way to induce labor; Chad becomes an uncle; Mike visits Amsterdam; Megan departs and returns to Chicago; Bob becomes the Cheshire Cat and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Bob & Kyle are single; teenage fantasies gone awry; time traveling lotharios; best places to pick up girls; Whack-A-Mole! revisited; gun shy with new girls; safe sex in Africa; the allure of the non-threatening male and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

The seven week break up; Buchwildere's newest fetish; living in the mall; roommate swaps; more children locked in cages; porno pranks and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

The invisible roommate; keeping the apartment; a weak wrist; Bob's first lunch date; no privacy at work; nowhere to take things further; striking out in Eastern Europe; the sincere opportunist; the honor roll; accidental porno gaffes; making yourself available and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Bob is single; damning evidence; the end of abstinence; how to occupy yourself as a bachelor; a long weekend in Germany; Mike & Maya's upcoming anniversary; clever wordplay; summer flings with former students; adding sex to Drama; secret online affair with your spouse and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Megan donates her eggs; the endless questionnaire; vigorous physical testing; beware the ultra-fertile; finding the right couple; a night with Vincent Gallo; Bob's new mission; egg donation espionage; hidden costs and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net

Bob's further car troubles; hopping couches; the confidence booster; making friends on the CTA; a (somewhat) scandalous housewarming party; busted by flowers; living big in Second Life and so much more! For more information, go to: http://www.NobleEfforts.net