Movie B.s. With Bayer And Snider

  0:00 - Hello; we're not doing celebrity gossip; write us an iTunes review, why don't you?  2:20 - "SPECTRE" review 14:30 - "Suffragette" review 21:30 - "Miss You Already" review (Bayer only) 24:25 - We didn't see the Peanuts movie because the screening was on a Sunday, WTF? 25:00 - QOTW (comic strips that should be made into movies) 35:30 - A round of Character Casserole (Rambo, the Sundance Kid, and Alan from "The Hangover") 46:10 - Next week's QOTW 47:10 - What'd You Watch? ("The Talented Mr. Ripley") 50:30 - Recap and goodbye 51:50 - An outtake we cut out because we were sort of embarrassed (though not very, obviously)   QOTW: Please give us suggestions for future Questions of the Week, in particular ones relating to the upcoming holidays.   REVIEWS: SPECTRE: C+ 7/10 Suffragette: B- 8/10 Miss You Already: n/a 5/10

  0:00 - Introduction; Dylan turned 3 2:55 - "Our Brand Is Crisis" review 12:30 - "Burnt" review 21:00 - "Truth" review 30:30 - "Bone Tomahawk" review 36:30 - "Room" review (Snider only) 41:15 - QOTW (scariest movie theater moments) 55:50 - Hey, What'd You Watch? ("Grandma," the Hunger Gameses) 58:55 - Recap and goodbye   QOTW: What comic strip should be made into a movie?    REVIEWS: Our Brand Is Crisis: B- 7/10 Burnt: C 7/10 Truth: C+ 7/10 Bone Tomahawk: B 8/10 Room: B+ n/a  

0:00 - Howdy; Bayer has a beer; his house is old 3:15 - "The Last Witch Hunter" review 11:25 - "Rock the Kasbah" review 18:00 - "Jem and the Holograms" review (Snider only) 24:45 - It's a bad week for new movies; more discussion of Eric's cat's name 26:20 - QOTW (best use of songs in movies) 41:35 - A round of Pitch Me, ending with a tangent, which is permitted 50:20 - Recap and goodbye   QOTW: What's your scariest movie moment in a theater?   REVIEWS: The Last Witch Hunter: D 5/10 Rock the Kasbah: C- 5/10 Jem and the Holograms: C- n/a

0:00 - New theme song (by Greg Whitehead) reflects Jeff's return to Portland; Eric got a cat 5:05 - "Steve Jobs" review 14:55 - "Crimson Peak" review 22:35 - "Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon" review (from Sundance) 24:15 - "Experimenter" review (from Sundance) 27:10 - Jeff finds something to be annoyed about 27:50 - "Goosebumps" review (Snider only) 32:15 - "99 Homes" review (Snider only) 36:05 - We chose "Crimson Peak" over "Bridge of Spies"; we've missed several big movies 38:10 - QOTW (favorite screenwriters) 51:00 - Recap, parting words, mostly about the films' titles   QOTW: What is the best use of a song in a movie?    REVIEWS: Steve Jobs: B+ 9/10 (B.S.-approved!) Crimson Peak: C+ 5/10 Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: B+ 9/10 (B.S.-approved!) Experimenter: B+ 8/10 (B.S.-approved!) Goosebumps: C+ n/a 99 Homes: B+ n/a

  0:00 - Hello! Jeff is on his way back home to Portland 3:10 - "The Walk" review 11:50 - Some movies we didn't see, like "Pan" 13:00 - "Goodnight Mommy" review 18:00 - QOTW (remakes you'd be OK with if they were guaranteed to be good); at 26:30, Eric relates an anecdote of white-collar crime 29:10 - A round of our new remake game that doesn't have a name yet 38:25 - Recap, there's pictures and video of Eric's temporary tattoos online, and goodbye   QOTW: Who's your favorite screenwriter, past or present?    REVIEWS: The Walk: C+ 6/10 Goodnight Mommy: B+ 7/10

  0:00 - It's the last day of Fantastic Fest, and we saw a lot of movies 2:10 - "The Martian" review 10:50 - Fantastic Fest reviews, starting with "The Keeping Room" 14:00 - "Anomalisa" 18:25 - "Men and Chicken" 22:20 - "Green Room" 28:20 - "April and the Extraordinary World" 31:45 - "Lovemilla" 34:30 - "High-Rise" 38:40 - "Der Bunker" 42:00 - "Hard to Get" 43:20 - "The Witch" 49:15 - "Dangerous Men" 51:10 - "The Devil's Candy" 54:35 - "February" 57:20 - "Schneider vs. Bax" 59:40 - "Too Late" 1:04:30 - "The Lobster" (Bayer) 1:06:00 - "The Great Works of G.W. Zwaen" (Snider) 1:07:00 - "Sensoria" (Bayer) 1:07:30 - "The Brand New Testament" (Snider) 1:09:45 - "Liza the Fox Fairy" (Bayer) 1:10:50 - "Son of Saul" (Snider) 1:12:45 - "Remix, Remake, Ripoff" (Bayer) 1:14:10 - "Rabid Dogs" (Snider) 1:15:20 - "Man vs. Snake" (Bayer) 1:17:10 - "The Similars" (Snider) 1:18:50 - Wrap-up and goodbye   QOTW: If it was guaranteed to be good, what film would you like to see remade?    REVIEWS: The Martian: A- 9/10 (B.S.-appro

  0:00-5:20 - We're in Austin just as Fantastic Fest is about to begin; all around us chaos reigns; Scott Weinberg, the Loki of Fantastic Fest, is within the range of our microphone 5:20 - "Stonewall" review (Snider only) 11:10 - "Sicario" review (Snider only) 14:50 - "Hotel Transylvania 2" review (Snider only) 17:50 - QOTW (old/young duos who should make a movie together) 24:05 - Weinberg comes up with next week's QOTW on the spot, and there is discussion 27:40 - Bayer is about to put fake 'toos on Snider because Snider lost the Summer Box Office Challenge; films we're looking forward to; reasons to punch people 36:30 - Recap and goodbye   QOTW: If it was guaranteed to be good, what film would you like to see remade?    REVIEWS: Stonewall: C- n/a Sicario: B n/a Hotel Transylvania: B- n/a      

0:00 - Introduction; this is Jeff's last San Diego show; our theme song is almost obsolete; Portland will soon be destroyed anyway 4:50 - "Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials" review 13:20 - "Everest" review 25:30 - "Black Mass" review 32:20 - "Sleeping with Other People" review 40:40 - "Pawn Sacrifice" review (Snider only)  44:15 - QOTW (man vs. nature stories) 1:00:10 - Recap and goodbye   QOTW: In honor of De Niro and Hathaway in "The Intern," what's an old-young combination who should make a movie together? (Doesn't have to be romantic. In fact, probably shouldn't be.)     REVIEWS:  The Scorch Trials: B 6/10 Everest: B- 6/10 Black Mass: C+ 6/10 Sleeping with Other People B+ 9/10 Pawn Sacrifice C n/a 

0:00-2:45 - We say hello, and Eric negs Jeff's improv attempts 2:45-4:45 - The movies we didn't see 4:45-17:00 - "The Visit" review  17:00-19:20 - "Seven Chinese Brothers" review (Bayer only) 19:20-29:50 - QOTW (favorite Wes Craven moments), ending with Jeff realizing how he has traumatized Dylan 29:50-39:00 - A round of Pitch Me 39:00-41:00 - The end of the show, really, with a little other blather   QOTW: In honor of "Everest," what's a man-vs-nature story that hasn't been done yet (or not often enough, anyway)?    REVIEWS:  The Visit B- 6/10 Seven Chinese Brothers n/a 6/10 

0:00-3:30 - Hello there; Eric made a mistake on last week's show 3:30-10:25 - "Learning to Drive" review 10:25-16:50 - "The Transporter Refueled" review (Bayer only) 16:50-18:25 - We're going to replay our reviews of some Sundance movies that are now open 18:25-21:30 - "A Walk in the Woods" review 21:30-27:30 - "Digging for Fire" review 27:30-31:55 - "Cop Car" review 31:55-37:00 - "Mistress America" review 37:00-40:00 - Why Jeff is sad about Sundance 40:00-47:20 - QOTW (your favorite movies of summer 2015) 47:20-57:45 - A new game! It needs a name 57:45-1:00:50 - Recap, talk of Jeff's Fantastic Fest bumper, and goodbye   QOTW: What is your favorite moment from a Wes Craven movie?    REVIEWS: Learning to Drive: B 7/10 The Transporter Refueled: n/a 5/10 A Walk in the Woods: C 4/10 Digging for Fire: C+ 9/10 Cop Car: B+ 6/10 Mistress America: B 8/10 

0:00-3:40 - Intro; some Fantastic Fest movies we're looking forward to (in four weeks, I don't know why we're talking about it now) 3:40-12:40 - "We Are Your Friends" review 12:40-19:40 - "Z for Zachariah" review 19:40-23:00 - "Turbo Kid" review 23:00-36:00 - QOTW (part 2's that were an improvement over their predecessors) 36:00-45:10 - A round of Interquel ("Psycho" and "Back to the Future") 45:10-51:30 - The final Trouble Report 51:30-53:25 - Recap and goodbye   QOTW: What are your two (2) favorite movies of summer 2015? Blockbusters, indies, Video on Demand, anything counts as long as it came out since May.    REVIEWS: We Are Your Friends C 5/10 Z for Zachariah B+ 8/10 (B.S.-approved!) Turbo Kid B-ish 7/10

0:00-1:45 - Hello! We're back! We'll never leave you again! 1:45-5:30 - An update on the Bayers' imminent return to Portland 5:30-6:15 - There were screening conflicts (again), so we had to choose 6:15-14:40 - "American Ultra" review 14:40-17:50 - "The Man from U.N.C.L.E." review (Bayer only)  17:50-24:10 - "Tangerine" review 24:10-28:30 - "Once I Was a Beehive" review (Snider only) 28:30-36:35 - "Listen to Me, Marlon" review (Bayer only), with discussion of how other stars might fall the way Brando did 36:35-39:10 - "The Gift" review (Snider only) 39:10-42:00 - Question of the Week for next week 42:00-47:05 - The final update on the Summer Box Office Challenge 47:05-49:00 - Recap and goodbye   QOTW: What 2nd film in a series was the most improved over the 1st?    REVIEWS: American Ultra: C+ 7/10 The Man from UNCLE: n/a 8/10 Tangerine: B+ 5/10 Once I Was a Beehive: B+ n/a Listen to Me, Marlon: n/a 8/10The Gift: B- n/a 

0:00-3:15 - Intro; we're back after a week off; we're taking a week off next week, too 3:15-15:25 - "Fantastic Four" review 15:25-23:40 - "Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation" review 23:40-34:10 - "Vacation" review 34:10-40:00 - "Phoenix" review 40:00-44:40 - "Ricki and the Flash" review (Bayer only) 44:40-47:15 - "Irrational Man" review (Bayer only) 47:15-1:00:30 - QOTW - the Mt. Rushmore of animation 1:00:30-1:09:50 - Summer Box Office Challenge update: a victor is declared 1:09:50-1:11:35 - Wrap-up and goodbye   No show and no QOTW next week. We'll be back August 21, and we'll never leave again!   REVIEWS:  Fantastic Four: D 4/10 Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation: A- 9/10 (B.S.-approved!)  Vacation: B 4/10 Phoenix: B+ 5/10 Ricki and the Flash: n/a 7/10 Irrational Man: n/a 8/10

0:00-4:30 - Introduction; no show next week 4:30-7:05 - iTunes review 7:05-18:00 - "Southpaw" review 18:00-27:45 - "Paper Towns" review 27:45-35:30 - "Pixels" review (Bayer only) 35:30-37:10 - Snider is on critics' commentary on the "It Follows" DVD and Blu-ray 37:10-49:15 - QOTW (other things from the '80s that could come back to destroy us) 49:15-54:45 - Summer Box Office Challenge update 54:45-57:15 - Recap, goodbye, outtakes   QOTW: We're doing the Mt. Rushmore of animation. Tell us your four (4) favorite animated films. (Feature-length, not shorts; all styles of animation OK; order doesn't matter)   REVIEWS:  Southpaw: B- 7/10 Paper Towns: B- 6/10Pixels: n/a 3/10 

0:00-2:50 - Intro; we're both in San Diego at the moment 2:50-19:10 - "Ant-Man" review 19:10-30:45 - "Trainwreck" review 30:45-32:40 - A call to action at the Perpetual Lunch Fund 32:40-39:40 - "Infinitely Polar Bear" review 39:40-44:20 - "Mr. Holmes" review (Snider only) 44:20-53:50 - QOTW (comedians who deserve starring vehicles and/or biopics) 53:50-1:05:40 - Bayer's Comic-Con experiences 1:05:40-1:07:00 - Movie scoops, and being a jerk 1:07:00-1:09:25 - Recap and goodbye   QOTW: What other relic from the '80s (like the video game monsters in "Pixels") could come back to haunt us in a movie?    REVIEWS:  Ant-Man: B 8/10 Trainwreck: B- 7/10 Infinitely Polar Bear: C 3/10Mr. Holmes: B+ n/a

0:00-3:45 - Introduction; the Trouble report 3:45-15:30 - "Self/less" review 15:30-17:35 - Sophie's choices, why one of us saw "Minions" and the other saw "The Gallows" 17:35-24:20 - "Minions" review (Bayer only)  24:20-31:25 - "The Gallows" review (Snider only)  31:25-36:35 - Why Bayer is drinking coffee today; a chemical spill; possible witchcraft among doctors leads to an impromptu round of Pitch Me 36:35-40:00 - "Testament of Youth" review (Snider only) 40:00-40:35 - Oh yeah, "The Gallows" is rated R for no reason 40:35-53:40 - QOTW (animated characters that deserve their own spinoffs) 53:40-58:35 - Summer Box Office Challenge update 58:35-1:00:00 - Recap and goodbye   QOTW: What comedian deserves a starring vehicle (like "Trainwreck" for Amy Schumer) OR a biopic about their life?    REVIEWS:  Self/less: C+ 5/10 Minions: n/a 5/10 The Gallows: D n/a   Testament of Youth: B n/a

0:00-4:05 - Intro; weather and Trouble report 4:05-5:55 - iTunes reviews 5:55-20:00 - "Terminator Genisys" review 20:00-34:55 - "Magic Mike XXL" review 34:55-46:40 - QOTW (movie moments that made you squirm) 46:40-51:35 - Summer Box Office Challenge update, including discussion of the new trend of movies being transdate 51:35-1:00:30 - A round of Pitch Me 1:00:30-1:02:00 - Recap and goodbye   QOTW: What animated character deserves its own spin-off?   REVIEWS: Terminator Genisys C- 5/10Magic Mike XXL C 7/10

0:00-5:30 - Hello; hot weather; Snider has a temporary cat 5:30-23:10 - "Ted 2" review 23:10-32:05 - "Me and Earl and the Dying Girl" review 32:05-35:00 - "A Little Chaos" review (Bayer only) 35:00-39:30 - "The Wolfpack" review (Bayer only)  39:30-41:25 - Also there is a movie about a Marine dog that solves mysteries, or something 41:25-52:55 - QOTW (dreams about movies)  52:55-56:30 - Summer Box Office Challenge update 56:30-1:03:30 - What'd You Watch? ("Ted," "Days of Thunder") 1:03:30-1:05:10 - Wrap-up and goodbye   QOTW: What was the moment during a film that made you squirm in your seat the most?   REVIEWS: Ted 2 C 4/10 Me and Earl and the Dying Girl B+ 10/10 A Little Chaos n/a 7/10The Wolfpack n/a 5/10 

0:00-2:00 - Hello, let's not waste any time 2:00-17:45 - "Inside Out" review  17:45-29:25 - "Dope" review 29:25-35:50 - "The Overnight" review 35:50-40:10 - "Balls Out" review (Snider only) 40:10-57:40 - QOTW (the times you strongly disagreed with us about a movie) 57:40-1:06:40 - Summer Box Office Challenge update - it's heating up! 1:06:40-1:12:25 - Hey, What'd You Watch? ("Weird Science," "F for Fake," and a debate over who looks better in a cape, Snider or Orson Welles) 1:12:25-1:14:40 - Wrap-up and goodbye   QOTW: Have you ever dreamt about a movie? Tell us your best or worst movie dream.   REVIEWS: Inside Out B+ 8/10 (B.S.-approved!) Dope B- 7/10 The Overnight B 8/10 Balls Out B- n/a 

  0:00-1:25 - Hello! 1:25-3:50 - iTunes review (it's also a monologue from "The Way Way Back") 3:50-25:15 - "Jurassic World" review 25:15-27:05 - QOTW - There wasn't one, but now there's a new one for next week: tell us about a time when you disagreed with Bayer and/or Snider on a movie review 27:05-31:15 - Summer Box Office Challenge update  31:15-41:55 - A round of Interquel ("Jurassic Park" and "Swingers") 41:55-47:15 - What'd You Watch? ("Jurassic Park," "Three Days of the Condor," "Insidious Chapter 3") 47:15-48:30 - Recap and goodbye   QOTW: When did you strongly disagree with one or both of us about a movie review?    REVIEWS:Jurassic World B- 6/10