Movie B.s. With Bayer And Snider

0:00-3:40 - Introduction; too many Sniders; housekeeping 3:40-15:30 - "Spy" review 15:30-28:15 - "Entourage" review 28:15-32:10 - "Results" review 32:10-37:10 - "Love & Mercy" review (Bayer only) 37:10-40:15 - "Heaven Knows What" review (Snider only)  40:15-59:10 - QOTW (TV shows that deserve movies) 59:10-1:08:00 - Hey, What'd You Watch ("House of Cards," "Face/Off," with a discussion of faces Bayer and Snider would get) 1:08:00-1:11:20 - Recap, goodnight   QOTW: Suggest some Questions of the Week for us. What are some good discussion topics we haven't covered?   REVIEWS: Spy: B+ 7/10 Entourage: D+ 5/10 Results: B? 8/10 Love & Mercy: n/a 8/10Heaven Knows What: B n/a 

0:00-3:45 - Intro; the Perpetual Lunch Fund; Eric's neighborhood is getting gentrified 3:45-21:55 - "San Andreas" review 21:55-28:20 - "Aloha" review (Bayer only)  28:20-40:00 - QOTW (the summer blockbuster Mt. Rushmore) 40:00-46:30 - Summer Box Office Challenge update 46:30-56:00 - A round of Pitch Me 56:00-1:00:00 - Recap; forgetting stuff; goodbye   QOTW: What TV show (that hasn't gotten one yet) deserves a movie?    REVIEWS: San Andreas: B 5/10Aloha: n/a 6/10 

  0:00-2:20 - Introduction; Paul Shaffer 2:20-5:55 - iTunes review; Jeff's beers 5:55-19:20 - "Tomorrowland" review 19:20-28:00 - "Poltergeist" review 28:00-32:40 - "Good Kill" review (Bayer only) 32:40-49:40 - QOTW (amusement park elements being turned into movies) 49:40-54:10 - Summer Box Office Challenge update 54:10-1:01:10 - Jeff & Eric's Excellent Adventure takes us back to this weekend in 1993 1:01:10-1:02:35 - Recap and goodbye   QOTW: We're doing another Mt. Rushmore. Tell us your four (4) favorite summer blockbusters of all time. ("Summer blockbuster" = popular movie that came out between May and August.)   REVIEWS: Tomorrowland: B- 5/10 Poltergeist: C 3/10 Good Kill: n/a 5/10 

  0:00-2:50 - Greetings; PayPal thought we were terrorists 2:50-5:30 - This week's lunch sponsor: An Inanimate F****** Blog, where amusing reviews and commentary can be found  5:30-19:35 - "Mad Max: Fury Road" review 19:35-28:50 - "Pitch Perfect 2" review 28:50-35:00 - "Far from the Madding Crowd" review 35:00-48:15 - QOTW (movies that should be remade by their same directors)  48:15-51:25 - What'd You Watch? ("Road Warrior," "The Last Stand" [not the Schwarzenegger one]) 51:25-58:25 - Some memories of David Letterman 58:25-1:01:00 - Recap and goodbye   QOTW: What amusement park element (ride, game, attraction, etc.) should be made into a movie?    REVIEWS: Mad Max: Fury Road A- 9/10 Pitch Perfect 2: C 6/10 Far from the Madding Crowd: B 7/10 

0:00-4:30 - Some chit-chat about cars and mechanics 4:30-22:00 - "Hot Pursuit" review 22:00-27:55 - "The D Train" review 27:55-36:10 - "Roar" review 36:10-41:30 - "Welcome to Me" review (Bayer only) 41:30-57:35 - QOTW (lady versions of male movies)  57:35-1:02:05 - What'd You Watch? ("Lost River," "Bound," "Re-Animator") 1:02:05-1:03:45 - Summer Box Office Challenge update 1:03:45-1:04:50 - Recap, goodbye   QOTW: In honor of "Mad Max: Fury Road," what movie (at least 20 years old) should be remade by its same director?    REVIEWS: Hot Pursuit D+ 2/10 The D Train C  9/10   Welcome to Me n/a 7/10

  0:00-4:20 - Intro; we are excited about the Summer Box Office Challenge; trash-talking; discussion of our competitive natures 4:20-6:50 - A shout-out to listener Diego down in Argentina 6:50-22:45 - "Avengers: The Age of Ultron" review 22:45-29:20 - "Adult Beginners" review 29:20-40:20 - QOTW (suggestions for the stakes of our box office bet) 40:20-56:25 - We each choose our 10 movies for the Summer Box Office Challenge. You can play along at home! 56:25-1:00:00 - What'd You Watch? ("Crash," "Nine to Five," "Soapdish," "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" 1:00:00-1:02:00 - Recap, farewell   REVIEWS: Avengers: The Age of Ultron B- 6/10 Adult Beginners C+ 6/10

0:00-5:00 - Hello; follow-up information on Eric's wrist 5:00-17:20 - "The Age of Adaline" review 17:20-23:25 - "The Water Diviner" review (Bayer only) 23:25-28:50 - "The Clouds of Sils Maria" review (Bayer only) 28:50-45:10 - QOTW (best directorial debuts by actors) 45:10-49:05 - Next week's QOTW will involve the Summer Box Office Challenge 49:05-57:50 - A round of Character Casserole (an airplane, Axel Foley, and the I Am Legend guy) 57:50-1:03:50 - Some nice things people wrote on Facebook about their history with the show 1:03:50-1:05:15 - Recap and goodbye   QOTW: What should the stakes be for our annual Summer Box Office Challenge bet?    REVIEWS: The Age of Adaline B- 6/10 The Water Diviner n/a 4/10 The Clouds of Sils Maria n/a 8/10

0:00-4:00 - Hello; we're both playing while injured this week 4:00-6:40 - This week's sponsor: Kurt Pankau, aka The Past Imperfect, aka you might enjoy his album of rock 'n' roll music!  6:40-9:00 - An update on the Bayers' return to Portland 9:00-16:35 - "Ex Machina" review 16:35-24:00 - "True Story" review 24:00-29:50 - "Unfriended" review (Snider only) 29:50-37:20 - "Monkey Kingdom" (Bayer only) 37:20-38:00 - There are some other movies that are opening but whose distributors didn't want critics to see 38:00-53:05 - QOTW (your favorite bodily function moments) (in movies) 53:05-57:30 - What'd You Watch? ("All About Eve," Kevin Hart's stand-up) 57:30-1:00:00 - Recap and goodbye   QOTW: What's the best directorial debut by an actor?    REVIEWS: Ex Machina B 8/10 True Story B- 6/10 Unfriended C+ n/aMonkey Kingdom n/a 7/10

0:00-3:30 - We begin our sixth year of broadcasting  3:30-10:10 - A Nicholas Sparks memory game 10:10-25:30 - "The Longest Ride" review 25:30-30:00 - "While We're Young" review (just Bayer) 30:00-33:40 - "Freetown" review (just Snider) 33:40-47:20 - QOTW (your favorite movie animals, non-animated) 47:20-51:30 - Hey, What'd You Watch? ("Stuart Saves His Family," some TV) 51:30-57:15 - Recap, then a diversion about potty training (one gets the impression Jeff will be talking about this a lot in the coming weeks)    QOTW: What's your favorite bodily function moment or reference in a movie?     REVIEWS: The Longest Ride D+ 4/10 While We're Young n/a 7/10   Freetown B- n/a

0:00-4:00 - It's our 5th anniversary! We reminisce a little (plus a baby-monitor cameo by Dylan) 4:00-6:00 - Lead-up to a big announcement, derailed by April Fool's Day 6:00-12:30 - A big, exciting announcement! Really! One that affects the sitcom of our lives!  12:30-15:10 - Another announcement: the Movie B.S. Perpetual Lunch Fund 15:10-35:40 - "Furious Seven" review 35:40-49:00 - QOTW (movies that could be 7-film franchises) 49:00-57:45 - A round of Pitch Me (Russell Crowe, Kevin James; Christian erotica) 57:45-1:01:00 - What'd You Watch? ("Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit," "Step Brothers," "Tommy Boy") 1:01:00-1:05:55 - Recap and goodbye   QOTW: What's your favorite animal character (non-animated) in a movie?    REVIEWS:Furious Seven C+ 7/10

0:00-5:45 - Introductions; a brief and mostly inaccurate description of the show; we're on OneOfUs.net now! 5:45-23:00 - "Get Hard" review 23:00-33:40 - "It Follows" review 33:40-46:20 - Question of the Week (suggestions for improving the show) 46:20-58:45 - A round of Character Casserole (Alex Forrest, Hermione Granger, Jessie the cowgirl) 58:45-1:01:10 - Recap, summary, and goodbye   QOTW: What standalone movie deserves to be expanded into a 7-film franchise?    REVIEWS: Get Hard  C+  5/10 It Follows  A-  8/10

0:00-9:30 - Hello, we are in Austin, some housekeeping items and a new online home for the show 9:30-13:15 - The movies opening today that we didn't see; the fun of SXSW 13:15-17:00 - The SXSW movies we saw that weren't really movies 17:00-21:00 - Brief reviews of SXSW movies we didn't like 21:00-1:12:00 - Our SXSW reviews: Fresno 6/10 Tab Hunter Confidential 6/10 Hello, My Name Is Doris B+ 8/10 Just Jim 6/10 Ex Machina B Adult Beginners 6/10 The Invitation B+ 7 Chinese Brothers 6/10 Night Owls B+ Brand: A Second Coming 7/10 Spy B+ 7/10 Manson Family Vacation 7/10 The Little Death 7/10  Unexpected B 7/10 Ned Rifle B- 7/10 She's the Best Thing in It 7/10 We Are Still Here B Moonwalkers 8/10 Wild Horses B Love & Mercy 8/10 The Final Girls 8/10 Manglehorn 8/10 1:12:00-1:17:40 - QOTW (movies that went over your head the first time); wrap-up and goodbye     QOTW: On the occasion of our move to OneOfUs.net, what changes should we make to the show? New games or segments, revivals of old ones, anything you can th

0:00-4:10 - Intro, we're in different places in Texas, some delusions 4:10-14:30 - "Run All Night" review 14:30-25:45 - "Cinderella" review  25:45-44:30 - QOTW (movies you half-remember from childhood)  44:30-49:10 - Hey, What'd You Watch? ("Dead Man," "Lambada," "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me") 49:10-57:35 - Some movies and people we're looking forward to seeing at SXSW 57:35-58:55 - Recap, goodbye   QOTW: What movie that you saw as a youth did you re-watch later and realize it had gone over your head or you'd misunderstood it the first time?   REVIEWS:  Run All Night B-  6/10   Cinderella B  7/10

0:00-3:15 – Hi there! Also, Sodastream 3:15-18:30 – “Unfinished Business” review 18:30-27:20 – “Chappie” review (Bayer only) 27:20-30:50 – Some other movies that you can watch (Portland: “What We Do in the Shadows”!!), plus talk of mic-dropping 30:50-43:10 – QOTW (movie coincidences) 43:10-52:35 – A round of Pitch Me 52:35-54:00 – Recap and goodbye QOTW: What movie that you only half-remember (maybe from your childhood) are you due to re-watch? Feel free to share the details that you only half-remember. REVIEWS:Unfinished Business C 6/10Chappie n/a 3/10

0:00-4:00 – It’s our 250th show; what other numbers we like; what if we did a reunion show? 4:00-8:40 – Eric had a “Parks and Recreation” thing in Vanity Fair (online); Dylan has a harmonica; some questionable surgical procedures are recommended 8:40-23:10 – “Focus” review 23:10-35:10 – “The Lazarus Effect” review 35:10-1:04:50 – QOTW (things to change about the Oscars), plus talk about the Oscars, oh my gosh, why did we talk about the Oscars so much? 1:04:50-1:08:55 – Next week’s QOTW, recap, and goodbye   QOTW: What’s your biggest movie coincidence? (Example: Jeff saw a movie where the main character had the same hometown as him, Bettendorf, Iowa. Hopefully your coincidence is better.)   REVIEWS:Focus B 7/10The Lazarus Effect C+ 4/10

0:00-4:20 – Hello; a game we used to play but don’t anymore; some “Parks & Recreation” talk 4:20-7:15 – iTunes reviews 7:15-20:00 – “Hot Tub Time Machine 2″ review 20:00-30:35 – “The Duff” review, ending with more “HTTM 2″ complaints 30:35-42:50 – “The Last Five Years” review 42:50-51:50 – “What We Do in the Shadows” review 51:50-58:10 – “The Voices” review 58:10-1:09:45 – QOTW (movies that needed a time machine) 1:09:45-1:12:25 – What’d You Watch; Oscar bowling 1:12:25-1:14:05 – A shoutout; talk of karaoke 1:04:05-1:18:20 – Recap, interrupted by more Oscar talk, and then next week’s QOTW, then more recap. It’s kind of a mess.   QOTW: What should be changed about the Oscars?   REVIEWS:Hot Tub Time Machine 2 C- 3/10The Duff C 6/10The Last Five Years B- 5/10What We Do in the Shadows A- 8/10 (B.S.-approved!)The Voices A- 9/10 (B.S.-approved!)

0:00-3:00 – Opening blather 3:00-16:15 – “Kingsman: The Secret Service” review 16:15-34:00 – “Fifty Shades of Grey” review 34:00-43:50 – “Mommy” review 43:50-59:25 – QOTW: Mt. Rushmore of romantic movies 59:25-1:01:40 – Recap and goodbye   QOTW: What movie could have used a time machine?   REVIEWS:Kingsman: The Secret Service: B   7/10Fifty Shades of Grey: D-   4/10Mommy: A-   8/10  (B.S.-approved!)

0:00-4:30 – Hello there; ’90s nostalgia 4:30-16:00 – “Jupiter Ascending” review 4:30-24:20 – “Seventh Son” review 24:20-29:30 – “A Most Violent Year” review 29:30-31:50 – “Mr. Turner” review (Bayer only) 31:50-36:10 – “Still Alice” review (Bayer only), including personal reflections 36:10-50:25 – QOTW (movies you were most excited for that turned out to be the biggest disappointments) 50:25-53:35 – Next week’s question concerns Valentine’s Day 53:35-56:10 – A round of What’d You Watch? featuring few movies but a lot of “Parks & Recreation” 56:10 – A recap of what we learned today, brief talk of postage stamps, and goodbye QOTW: What are your four (4) favorite romantic movies? (We’re compiling another Mt. Rushmore.) REVIEWS:Jupiter Ascending: B 4/10Seventh Son: D 4/10A Most Violent Year: B 8/10Mr. Turner: n/a 7/10Still Alice: n/a 9/10

0:00-3:40 – We’ve been at Sundance all week! Here are the movies we saw: 3:40 – A Walk in the Woods6:50 – Knock Knock10:20 – The Bronze12:40 – Entertainment15:00 – Stockholm, Pennsylvania20:00 – Strangerland23:25 – Cop Car27:50 – The Stanford Prison Experiment31:25 – Results35:00 – The D Train40:35 – Hot Girls Wanted42:15 – Digging for Fire48:15 – Turbo Kid49:30 – I Am Michael51:30 – It Follows52:45 – ’7154:30 – Mistress America59:45 – The Overnight1:02:05 – Experimenter1:05:05 – Misery Loves Comedy1:05:50 – James White1:09:05 – Dope1:11:05 – Sleeping with Other People1:13:00 – Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of The National Lampoon1:14:40 – Mississippi Grind1:16:00 – Me and Earl and the Dying Girl1:18:20 – Call Me Lucky 1:20:05-1:21:20 – QOTW, and goodbyes QOTW: What movie were you most excited for that turned out to be the biggest disappointment?

0:00-2:00 – Hi, Jeff’s mom is visiting (him, not the show)2:00-5:25 – This week’s wide releases went largely unscreened5:25-15:05 – “Black Sea” review15:05-20:35 – “The Interview” is coming to Netflix; Jeff is suspicious of everyone’s story; he re-watched “Grand Budapest Hotel”; Eric pretends to listen20:35-30:50 – QOTW (what should Johnny Depp do?)30:50-42:25 – Some of the Sundance movies we’re looking forward to42:25-53:10 – A round of Character Casserole53:10-56:10 – A little more Sundance pre-talk, then the recap and goodnight QOTW: What should we do at Sundance (happening now)? REVIEWS:“Black Sea” B- 8/10