Movie B.s. With Bayer And Snider

0:00-6:15 - Introduction; iTunes review; a tangent on Bayer's beers 6:15-19:10 - "The Best Man Holiday" review 19:10-28:25 - "Kill Your Darlings" review 28:25-43:00 - QOTW (actors you love despite being in many bad movies) 43:00-49:10 - Pitch Me 49:10-51:00 - Wrap-up and goodbyes QOTW: What movie would have worked better as a TV series?

0:00-5:00 - Introduction, beverages, and this week's sponsor: The Queens' Tea, fine purveyor of many teas that you can buy! 5:00-15:45 - “Thor” review 15:45-28:20 - “Dallas Buyers Club,” including an endorsement of safe sex 28:20-39:20 - QOTW (movies that could be theme park rides)  QOTW: What actor do you love even though he or she has been in a lot of bad movies? And why?  Our sponsor: The Queens' Tea, for all your tea needs.

0:00-4:05 - Introduction, iTunes review 4:05-17:20 - “Ender’s Game” review 17:20-27:25 - “Last Vegas” review 27:25-39:00 - “12 Years a Slave” review 39:00-47:00 - “About Time” review 47:00-53:20 - “Free Birds” review 53:20-1:03:00 - QOTW (how you discovered the show)   1:03:00-1:04:05 - Wrap-up and goodbyes QOTW: What movie should become a theme park attraction?

0:00-4:50 - Introduction, hats, iTunes review 4:50-8:00 - This week’s sponsor: The Inside Mag, where listener Andre Noble has written a story. Read his story, why don’t you?  8:00-21:00 - “The Counselor” review, and “Bad Grandpa” non-review 21:00-32:10 - “All Is Lost” review 32:10-42:50 - “Zero Charisma” review 42:50-45:00 - “Argento’s Dracula” review 45:00-50:30 - New QOTW, plus our listenership numbers 50:30-58:50 - Interquel (“LOTR: Return of the King” and “Independence Day”) 58:50-1:00:40 - Wrap-up and goodbyes QOTW: How did you discover Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider? Please indulge us this once.

0:00-2:05 - Introduction 2:05-3:45 - This week's sponsor: "Door to Door," a new comedy webseries at TheBestSeriesEver.com 3:45-15:50 - "Escape Plan" review 15:50-23:35 - "Carrie" review  23:35-33:00 - QOTW (hypothetical '70s remakes) 33:00-35:10 - We request suggestions for QOTW and other discussion topics 35:10-39:35 - "The Fifth Estate" review 39:35-43:30 - You can download our "Commando" audio commentary for $1.99! 43:30-53:30 Character Casserole (Tony Stark, Wolverine, Erin Brockovich) 53:30-54:40 - A plug for "The Saratov Approach" 54:55-55:40 - Wrap-up and goodbyes, complete with bizarre technical glitch

0:00-2:45 - Introduction, nonsense 2:45-6:20 - This week's sponsor: You Look Nice Today Photography. For all your Portland-area photo needs! 6:20-22:45 - "Captain Phillips" review, ending with tangent about "Gravity" 22:45-33:10 - "Romeo & Juliet" review, ending with an IMDb user review of it 33:10-41:20 - "We Are What We Are" review 41:20-43:35 - "Machete Kills" review 43:35-1:00:00 - QOTW (what movie you would delete from existence, with Jeff and Eric's answers, which leads to a flight of fancy) 1:00:00-1:04:20 - Wrap-up and goodbyes, including an update on Eric's hair growth QOTW: Your hypothetical cast for a hypothetical remake of any '70s film.

0:00-2:10 - Introduction 2:10-6:40 - This week's sponsor: 11th season of LoadingReadyRun, an online sketch series with a good Kickstarter campaign 6:40-17:55 - "Gravity" review 17:55-27:25 - "Runner Runner" review 27:25-49:00 - QOTW (actors with the best overall track records) 49:00-55:45 - Pitch Me 55:45-1:00:00 - Wrap-up and goodbyes QOTW: What ONE movie would you delete from existence, and why? 

0:00-2:10 - Intro and stuff 2:10-10:25 - "Don Jon" review 10:25-15:00 - "Rush" 15:00-18:10 - "Enough Said" review 18:10-29:45 - QOTW (taboo subjects that could be addressed in a mainstream movie) 29:45-32:15 - Diversion about being on the road, etc. 32:15-52:08 - Fantastic Fest wrap-up, including reviews of "Coherence," "Cheap Thrills," "The Congress," "Grand Piano," "Eega," mentions of other films, talk of parties, and so forth 52:08-53:30 - Wrap-up and goodbyes QOTW: In your estimation, what actor or actress has the best track record -- the lowest percentage of bad movies? 

Live from Fantastic Fest, Jeff Bayer talks to Pat Healy from "The Innkeepers," "Compliance," the upcoming "Cheap Thrills," and many other movies you've seen or been told you should see. Snider makes a cameo at around 6:00.

0:00-2:10 - Intro; we're live at Fantastic Fest; it's raining 2:10-6:40 - "Machete Kills"; Russ Fischer stops by 6:40-10:00 - "Almost Human," "The Dirties" 10:00-16:00 - "Prisoners"  16:00-17:50 - Brad McHargue and Jacob Hall stop by; they'll be fighting later 17:50-22:00 - We didn't see "Battle of the Year" or "Salinger," but we talk about them anyway 22:00-24:00 - Elijah Wood isn't as short as Jeff thought he was; Luke Mullen and Will Goss stop by 24:00-30:50 - QOTW (horror movies that deserve sequels) 30:50-31:55 - Wrap-up and goodbyes Our guests: Russ Fischer, Brad McHargue, Jacob Hall, Luke Mullen, Will Goss QOTW: What taboo subject could be addressed in a mainstream film (like Internet porn addiction in "Don Jon") that hasn't been yet? 

0:00-2:50 - Introduction; iTunes review 2:50-4:15 - This week's lunch sponsor: listener Andy Thomas' fundraising page for the 2013 Susan G. Komen Greater Cincinnati Race for the Cure. It's a worthy cause! Help out a fellow listener, won't you? 4:15-6:00 - Pig War 6:00-19:30 - "Riddick" review 19:30-28:05 - "Short Term 12" review 28:05-38:50 - QOTW (biggest surprise of the summer movie season) 38:50-45:40 - Interquel ("Man of Steel" and "Face/Off") 47:45-47:50 - Wrap-up and goodbyes Our lunch sponsor: The fundraising page for listener Andy Thomas' Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure team.    QOTW: What horror film that didn't get a sequel deserved one?

0:00-7:25 - Introduction; this week's sponsor/apology; something about Canada; we didn't see the One Direction movie 7:25-18:15 - "Getaway" review 18:15-24:50 - "Closed Circuit" review 24:50-30:05 - "Ain't Them Bodies Saints" review 30:05-36:50 - "Austenland" review 36:50-43:40 - "Drinking Buddies" review 43:40-52:25 - QOTW (singers/bands who deserve a biopic, and who should star) 52:25-58:50 - Post-mortem on the summer movie season; then memories of past summers 58:50-1:02:00 - Wrap-up and goodbyes QOTW: What was the biggest surprise (good or bad) of the summer movie season? 

0:00-4:20 - Introduction; our lunch sponsor: documentary "Hafu"4:20-15:10 - "The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones" review15:10-26:30 - "The World's End" review26:30-35:15 - "You're Next" review35:15-42:00 - "The Spectacular Now" review, and a new rating system42:00-50:00 - QOTW (favorite drinking scenes)50:00-59:20 - Character Casserole! 59:20-1:02:10 - Wrap-up; we were on Golden Briefcase; goodbyes QOTW: What singer or band deserves a biopic, and who should star in it?This week's lunch sponsor: the new documentary film "Hafu," screening in several cities this fall.

0:00-5:25 - Introduction; it's humid today 5:25-7:20 - Our lunch sponsor: The 2 Cents Movie Podcast! It is another movie podcast besides the one that we are! 7:20-9:10 - Jeff's drink sponsor and more nonsense 9:10-27:10 - "Kick-Ass 2" review 27:10-29:50 - A comment Jeff got 29:50-41:35 - "The Butler" review 41:35-50:30 - "Paranoia" review 50:30-55:10 - The final Summer Box Office Challenge update 55:10-1:04:00 - QOTW (PG movies that could be remade as R's)  1:04:00-1:05:20 - Wrap-up and goodbyes QOTW: What is your favorite drinking scene in a movie (alcoholic or non-alcoholic)? This week's lunch sponsor: The 2 Cents Movie Podcast. Here is their Facebook, and here is their iTunes.

0:00-5:20 - Introduction; our lunch sponsor: Jones T-shirts is giving away a scholarship! That is cool!; also tangents about youthfulness 5:20-7:30 - iTunes review 7:30-19:40 - "Elysium" review  19:40-27:30 - "We're the Millers" review 27:30-36:05 - "Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters" review 36:05-44:35 - "Blue Jasmine" review  44:35-52:20 - "Blackfish" review  52:20-54:30 - "Prince Avalanche" review 54:30-55:30 - We didn't see "Planes" 55:30-1:07:20 - QOTW (characters who deserve spinoffs) 1:07:20-1:09:50 - Summer Box Office Challenge update: it's the final weekend! 1:09:50-1:13:30 - Wrap-up and goodbyes, including a college tangent and a plug for The Garrens Comedy Troupe 20th Anniversary Reunion Spectacular QOTW: What PG-rated movie could be redone as an R-rated movie? This week's lunch sponsor: Jones T-shirts is offering a non-T-shirt-related scholarship.

0:00-3:50 - Introduction; our lunch sponsor: Marty Reeder, author of young adult fiction. Support his Kickstarter! 3:50-5:50 - Jeff's beer sponsor 5:50-18:00 - "2 Guns" review 18:00-21:35 - "Smurfs 2" (we didn't see it) 21:35-26:15 - "Maniac" review 26:15-44:20 - QOTW (movies at the top of your to-do list), with considerable tangents 44:20-51:20 - Pitch Me 51:20-53:00 - Some Portland events 53:00-55:10 - Eric plugs The Garrens Comedy Troupe 20th Anniversary Reunion Spectacular (coming to Provo, Utah, Sept. 14) 55:10-57:15 - Wrap-up and goodbyes QOTW: What movie character deserves his or her own spinoff?  This week's lunch sponsor: Marty Reeder, author of words! Read his stuff!

0:00-4:30 - Introduction; our lunch sponsor: Little Dress Up Shop, costumes for kids 4:30-17:45 - "The Wolverine" review 17:45-26:00 - "The To Do List" review 26:00-34:05 - "Fruitvale Station" review 34:05-43:30 - QOTW (movie you were embarrassed to buy a ticket for) 43:30-45:00 - Vomitorium correction 45:00-54:30 - Character Casserole 54:30-56:20 - Wrap-up and goodbyes QOTW: What movie is at the top of your to-do list -- one you've been meaning to watch and want to watch but just haven't gotten to it? This week's lunch sponsor: Little Dress Up Shop

0:00-3:40 - Introduction; our middle names3:40-5:25 - iTunes reviews5:25-20:50 - "The Conjuring" review20:50-22:30 - Coincidences!22:30-29:00 - "RED 2" review29:00-35:35 - "R.I.P.D." review35:35-45:20 - "Only God Forgives" review45:20-59:55 - QOTW (suggestions for one-word movie titles)59:55-1:03:55 - Update on the Summer Box Office Challenge1:03:55-1:05:25 - Wrap-up and goodbyes QOTW: What movie were you most embarrassed to be buying a ticket for?

0:00-2:40 - Introduction; Jeff's beverage sponsor2:40-5:40 - iTunes review; passive requests for listener submissions5:40-24:00 - "Pacific Rim" review24:00-40:20 - "Grown Ups 2" review40:20-49:15 - "The Way Way Back" review49:15-1:03:20 - QOTW (adventures with your friends that would make a good movie), ending with a tangent on Twinkies1:03:20-1:05:10 - Brief update on the Summer Box Office Challenge, wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: In honor of "Turbo," what ONE word would make a good movie title?

0:00-4:10 - Introduction; it's our 167th show; no real sponsor or iTunes review this week4:10-25:50 - "The Lone Ranger" review, including diversions on anachronisms and Sam Rockwell25:50-33:50 - "Despicable Me 2" review33:50-36:00 - Tangent on kids' movies36:00-50:15 - QOTW (what duo needs a new movie)50:15-52:25 - Summer Box Office Challenge update52:25-59:20 - Pitch Me59:20-1:02:00 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What adventure did you and your friends have that would make a good movie (presumably better than "Grown Ups")?