Movie B.s. With Bayer And Snider

0:00-2:30 - Introduction; we're back!2:30-4:45 - iTunes reviews4:45-18:50 - "White House Down" review18:50-33:45 - "The Heat" review33:45-41:25 - "Monsters University" review41:25-47:30 - "World War Z" review47:30-53:00 - "Much Ado About Nothing" review53:00-58:40 - "The Bling Ring" review58:40-1:03:00 - Summer Box Office Contest update: Bayer is ahead!1:03:00-1:04:20 - QOTW for next week1:04:20-1:06:40 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What duo, historical or fictional, needs a new movie? And who should play them?

0:00-1:45 - Introduction1:45-4:15 - Our lunch sponsor: Excellent musician Mike Masse, aka Mike the Sound Guy4:15-17:10 - "Man of Steel" review17:10-26:50 - "This Is the End" review26:50-33:30 - "Before Midnight" review33:30-39:00 - "The East" review39:00-46:20 - QOTW (which movie's cast of characters you'd want to be with when the Apocalypse happens); ending with an impromptu Pitch Me, kind of46:20-48:00 - No show next week! Jeff is traveling48:00-1:04:40 - The stars of "The History of Future Folk," Nils D'Aulaire and Jay Klaitz, ending with a song1:04:40-1:07:25 - Wrap-up and goodbyes

0:00-4:00 - Introduction; Jeff has a cold; his drink sponsor4:00-6:10 - Our lunch sponsor: Jones T-Shirts6:10-8:15 - iTunes review8:15-16:10 - "The Purge" review16:10-24:50 - "The Internship" review24:50-31:40 - "The Kings of Summer" review31:40-38:40 - "Sightseers" review38:40-47:15 - "Violet & Daisy" review47:15-1:03:40 - QOTW (duo you'd like to see reunited)1:03:40-1:06:15 - Summer box office challenge update1:06:15-1:08:50 - Wrap-up and goodbyes QOTW: Which movie's cast of characters would you want to be with when the Apocalypse happens?

0:00-2:40 - Introduction; Jeff's drink sponsor2:40-4:15 - Our lunch sponsor: The 5Cast Podcast4:15-5:50 - iTunes review5:50-18:30 - "After Earth" review18:30-29:20 - "Now You See Me" review29:20-36:45 - "Stories We Tell" documentary36:45-41:00 - Update on the summer box office challenge41:00-52:00 - QOTW (favorite child performance)52:00-59:40 - Character Casserole (Carrie Bradshaw, the Scorpion King, Angelina Jolie from "Wanted")59:40-1:04:00 - Where to find us online this week; wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What duo who has worked together before would you like to see in another movie?

0:00-3:50 - Introduction; Jeff's drink sponsor; iTunes review3:50-17:15 - "The Hangover Part III" review17:15-31:15 - "Furious 6" review31:15-34:50 - We didn't see "Epic," but Jeff almost took Dylan34:50-46:45 - "Frances Ha" review46:45-52:35 - QOTW (movies that could have used car chases)52:35-55:00 - Update on the summer box office challenge55:00-59:10 - Where to find us online; wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What's your favorite child performance in a movie?

0:00-2:20 - Introduction; shout-out to our friends in Cannes2:20-4:15 - iTunes review, and pointers on old-timey voice4:15-18:55 - "Star Trek Into Darkness" review; baby Dylan arrives near the end of this part18:55-27:40 - "At Any Price" review27:40-35:25 - "The Ice Man" review35:25-36:30 - An interlude with Dylan; "once you have children you'll understand" 36:30-45:10 - QOTW (who should play a villain)45:10-47:30 - Update on the summer box office challenge; the "Fast & Furious" franchise47:30-53:20 - Pitch Me (Reese Witherspoon, Elaine Stritch, black comedy) 53:20-54:50 - A few words on the pre-show "entertainment" at Regal Cinemas54:50-57:20 - Where to find us online; wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What movie could have used a car chase scene, and where would it have gone?

0:00-3:20 - Introduction; iTunes reviews; what Jeff is drinking3:20-15:35 - "The Great Gatsby" review15:35-23:35 - "The Reluctant Fundamentalist" review23:25-27:40 - "Aftershock" review by Jeff, with Eric's thoughts on Eli Roth27:40-42:40 - QOTW (movies that made you change your mind about an actor)42:40-46:15 - Jeff's idea for a new movie franchise46:15-47:45 - "The Return to Noirville," a noir festival at Cinema 21 in Portland47:45-52:10 - Summer Box Office Challenge update52:10-1:01:25 - Character Casserole, summer blockbuster edition1:01:25-1:03:45 - Wrap-up, where to find us online, and goodbyes

0:00-3:45 - Introduction; the weather3:45-6:00 - iTunes reviews; a little about the summer box office challenge6:00-18:35 - "Iron Man 3" review18:35-25:10 - "Gimme the Loot" review25:10-34:40 - QOTW (superheroes in different genres)34:40-55:50 - Jeff and Eric discuss the stakes they're betting on, and each choose their 10 movies for the summer box office challenge55:50-58:25 - Where to find us on the Internet this week; wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What movie made you change your mind about an actor or actress?

0:00-3:00 - Introduction; nonsense3:00-16:30 - "Pain & Gain" review, including a rundown of previous Michael Bay movies16:30-17:50 - We're not going to mention "The Big Wedding"17:50-28:40 - "Mud" review28:40-36:10 - "To the Wonder" review36:10-40:15 - "Arthur Newman" review, including a discussion of the devil's breast milk (it makes sense in context)40:15-45:15 - "NO" review45:15-53:25 - "The Angels' Share" review (from Cannes)53:25-1:03:15 - QOTW (favorite muscleman moments)1:03:15-1:10:00 - Pitch Me (Matt Damon, Rowan Atkinson, juvenile delinquency crime tales)1:10:00-1:12:10 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: It's an essay question. Tell us a superhero, put him or her in a different genre than usual, tell us who the co-star would be. Note: This is the "slash" thing Jeff was talking about at the very beginning.

0:00-2:40 - Introduction; Jeff is eating2:40-7:00 - iTunes reviews7:00-19:10 - "Oblivion" review19:10-23:20 - "Room 237" review23:20-26:50 - "Lords of Salem" review26:50-31:00 - "Upstream Color" review31:00-35:30 - "The Company You Keep" review35:30-52:15 - QOTW (movies you love that most people haven't seen)52:15-54:00 - How cute is baby Dylan? (Spoiler: very cute)54:00-57:20 - What we recorded during free Starz weekend57:20- 59:20 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: In honor of "Pain & Gain," what is your favorite movie muscleman moment?

0:00-4:20 - Introduction; Japanese candy; grapes; latitude4:20-18:10 - "42" review, including a tangent about college sports18:10-25:00 - "Trance" review25:00-32:20 - "The Place Beyond the Pines" review32:20:37:00 - "The Sapphires" review (replay from Cannes)37:00-40:00 - "Somebody Up There Likes Me" review40:00-55:30 - QOTW (athletes who deserve a biopic); baby Dylan joins us at some point56:30-1:02:50 - Character Casserole1:02:50-1:04:30 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What's your favorite movie that you think most people haven't seen? Notes: The other voices you hear during Jeff's review of "The Sapphires" are Dan Mecca and Raffi Asdourian (both of The Film Stage), who were hanging out with us during that episode. To get a taste of Dodgers announcer Red Barber's classic old-timey radio voice, check out this recording of a 1950 game. Start at about 6:30. At 8:30, he does an ad for Post Sugar Crisp ("There's three little honey bears on the front!").

0:00-1:20 - Introduction1:20-3:20 - iTunes review in old-timey voice; it's the show's third anniversary3:20-16:10 - "Evil Dead" review16:10-24:00 - "Reality" review24:00-32:55 - "Jurassic Park 3D" review; Dylan joins the show32:55-41:15 - QOTW (what movie you would change the ending of)41:20-51:10 - Jeff and Eric's personal memories of Roger Ebert51:10-58:40 - What we each DVR'd when we had free HBO and Cinemax58:40-1:00:10 - Show sponsor: IndieGoGo fundraiser for Tyler Mager's "Witch," a short film1:00:10-1:01:40 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What athlete/team deserves a biopic (as Jackie Robinson is getting in "42")?

0:00-4:05 - Introduction; Jeff has been traveling; he is tired and cranky4:05-12:40 - "G.I. Joe: Retaliation" review12:40-16:00 - "Admission" review16:00-22:10 - "Ginger & Rosa" review22:10-24:00 - Some other movies that they didn't show us24:00-37:20 - QOTW (your first movie crush)37:20-46:10 - Pitch Me (Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson, boxing movie)46:10-48:05 - Wrap-up and goodbyes; thanks to our lunch sponsor, David!QOTW: What movie would you change the ending of?

0:00-2:05 - Introduction; NCAA brackets2:05-3:50 - iTunes review; current whereabouts of Dylan 3:50-13:40 - "Olympus Has Fallen" review13:40-16:10 - Jeff's travel plans (baby on plane!)16:10-21:35 - "The Croods" review21:35-31:15 - "Spring Breakers" review31:15-37:40 - "Stoker" review37:40-38:40 - We'll review "Admission" next week38:40-41:35 - "The We and the I" review41:35-43:05 - QOTW for next week: Who was your first movie crush?43:05-44:50 - Introduction to Walter Salles interview 44:50-1:09:00 - Interview with Walter Salles, director of "On the Road" starring Garrett Hedlund, Sam Riley, and Kristen Stewart1:09:00-1:10:50 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: Who was your first movie crush?

0:00-3:50 - Introduction; Eric's at SXSW; too much information on Jeff's uvula3:50-9:30 - "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone" review 9:30-20:45 - QOTW (your favorite examples of movie magic)20:45-25:40 - "The Call" review25:40-38:00 - Eric's report on SXSW: "Haunter," "Drinking Buddies," "Lords of Salem," "Cheap Thrills"38:00-48:00 - "Veronica Mars" movie has been Kickstartered: what now?48:00-50:25 - Wrap-up and goodbyes

0:00-2:30 - Introduction; Jeff is on baby duty2:30-17:20 - "Oz the Great and Powerful" review17:20-21:20 - "Emperor" review21:20-24:30 - "Dead Man Down" wasn't screened here; Eric can't tell the girls with dragon tattoos apart; nobody saw "Phantom" for us24:30-26:20 - SXSW is upon us!26:20-34:50 - Interview with "Rewind This!" director Josh Johnson34:50-40:40 - What Eric is looking forward to at SXSW (Jeff's not going)40:40-49:50 - QOTW (movies that deserve prequels)49:50-54:00 - You could sponsor the show; here's an iTunes review; this leads to an interesting "Star Wars" marketing idea54:00-1:00:25 - Character Casserole (Buzz Lightyear, Professor Klump, the moon)1:00:25-1:02:50 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What's your favorite example of movie magic -- your most amazing, "how did they do that?" special effects moment?

0:00-3:30 - Introduction; we're face-to-face this week; a new theme song that twists Jeff's words3:30-14:50 - "Jack the Giant Slayer" review14:50-26:00 - "21 & Over" review26:00-29:20 - "The Last Exorcism Part 2" and "Phantom" weren't screened29:20-32:20 - Ed Harris' height, and height in general32:20-38:50 - Eric was in Oxford; the Oscars happened38:50-50:00 - QOTW (the farthest you've driven to see a movie)50:00-53:00 - Next QOTW; an unsolicited "Star Wars" tangent; Wikipedia53:00-1:00:05 - Interquel ("Taxi Driver" and "Reservoir Dogs"), with a sidebar about teaching baby Dylan an accent1:00:05-1:01:20 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What movie deserves a prequel?

0:00-3:20 - Introduction; go vote for the TSR Awards3:20-13:25 - "Snitch" review13:25-15:15 - "Dark Skies" is a movie, but they wouldn't show it to anyone15:15-20:25 - Snider is at the Oxford (Miss.) Film Festival; Bayer is hosting a poker game in his absence20:25-37:00 - Hey! The Oscars! What's up with that?37:00-45:20 - QOTW (what musician or athlete would you like to see get into acting)45:20-49:10 - Wrap-up and goodbyes, including talk of dill (for some reason)QOTW: How far have you ever driven to see a movie, what movie was it, and was it worth the drive?

0:00-3:10 - Introduction; it's Valentine's Day Night; what Jeff is drinking3:10-17:00 - "A Good Day to Die Hard" review17:00-24:45 - "Beautiful Creatures" review24:45-44:25 - "Safe Haven" review, including formal implementation of the Sparks Rule and full spoilers of the plot44:25-48:50 - "A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III" review48:50-57:30 - QOTW (supporting characters you'd like to see more of)57:30-1:06:35 - Pitch Me, featuring the new Pitch Me jingle by Gregory Whitehead1:06:35-1:07:50 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What musician or athlete would you sincerely like to see get into acting?

0:00-4:30 - Introduction; our old-school theme song and its composer; please submit your own!; baby stuff4:30-17:30 - "Identity Thief" review17:30-23:00 - "Side Effects" review (and also a brief "Parker" review at 21:40)23:00-27:10 - "Top Gun" is in 3D IMAX now; discussion of what other movies should be27:10-34:00 - Portland International Film Festival entries you should see34:00-44:50 - QOTW (male/female duos that should work together)44:50-47:50 - Brief thoughts on the "Star Wars" spinoffs47:50-54:40 - Character Casserole (Ethan Hunt, Michael Caine from "Journey 2 The Mysterious Island," Julia Roberts in "Runaway Bride")54:40-55:05 - Whispering!55:05-58:20 - Wrap-up, post-show plans, poker tomorrow; goodbyesQOTW: What supporting character from a movie do you wish would turn up in other movies?