Movie B.s. With Bayer And Snider

0:00-2:55 - Introduction; call for theme song submissions2:55-4:55 - iTunes review4:55-17:55 - "Warm Bodies" review 17:55-27:45 - "Stand Up Guys" review27:45-31:30 - Stallone's new movie wasn't screened; what will become of him and Schwarzenegger?31:30-34:00 - "How to Survive a Plague" review34:00-44:30 - QOTW (what movie scarred you?), ending in a domestic dispute44:30-46:15 - Next week's QOTW46:15-51:10 - Pitch Me (Jude Law, Justin Timberlake, the genre of Samsploitation)51:10-52:15 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What male/female duo would like to see in a movie in a non-romantic context (like Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy in "Identity Thief")?

0:00-3:25 - Introduction; Snider is at Sundance; some gossip about "jOBS"3:25-12:35 - "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters"12:35-19:20 - "Amour" review, including discussion of how terrifying Michael Haneke looks19:20-23:45 - "Quartet" review23:45-27:45 - "Parker" and "Movie 43" are opening, but they wouldn't show them to anybody first27:45-38:15 - QOTW (what movie did you think was going to be awful that turned out to be good?)38:15-54:20 - Snider's report on the Sundance Film Festival: "Before Midnight," "The Way Way Back," "Don Jon's Addiction," "Stoker," "The Spectacular Now," the blogger party that got shut down54:20 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What movie emotionally scarred you? Tell us of your trauma!

0:00-4:30 - Introduction; Snider's Sundance plans; Bayer's jealousy4:30-14:25 - "The Last Stand" review; kids and violence14:25-19:25 - "Mama" review19:25-26:20 - "Broken City" review26:20-35:40 - QOTW (your friend's best celebrity story)35:40-43:30 - More about Snider's Sundance plans; wrap-up and goodbyes; Dylan makes an appearance QOTW: What movie were you most dreading that turned out to surprise you with how good it was?

0:00-2:55 - Introduction; we have a new theme song!2:55-4:35 - iTunes review in old-timey voice4:35-5:10 - Bayer has a beer5:10-19:15 - "Zero Dark Thirty" review19:15-31:50 - "Gangster Squad" review31:50-37:00 - "Rust and Bone" review37:00-47:00 - QOTW (your parents' favorite movies), starting with a tangent about recording early and Bayer going to the Critics' Choice Movie Awards, ending with a tangent about black-and-white TV47:00-48:45 - Next week's QOTW48:45-57:15 - Character Casserole (dirty dentist from "Horrible Bosses," kid from "Sixth Sense," Galifianakis from "The Hangover"57:15-59:00 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: Tell us your friend's best celebrity story (i.e., a celebrity story that happened not to you but to your friend)

0:00-2:00 - Introduction; it's a new year and it's called 20132:00-12:20 - "Promised Land" review 12:20-22:30 - "The Impossible" review22:30-33:40 - "Not Fade Away" review, plus a mention of "Take This Waltz"33:40-38:00 - "Any Day Now" review, plus an anecdote about Alan Cumming38:00-42:20 - QOTW assignment, and parenting (it's connected)42:20-52:35 - Pitch Me (dramatic thriller with James Gandolfini and Tommy Lee Jones52:35-55:20 - iTunes review55:20-58:40 - Wrap-up; Bayer is going to the Critics' Choice Awards on Jan. 10; goodbyesQOTW: What are your parents' favorite movies? For extra fun, make your best guess, then ask your parents to find out if you were right. Anecdotes are welcome too.

0:00-5:00 - Introduction, chit-chat, etc.5:00-40:30 - Our top 10 lists40:30-47:30 - QOTW: your favorite movies of 201247:30-58:10 - Character Casserole: 2012 edition58:10-1:04:30 - IMDb's top stars of 2012, which Eric tries to guess1:04:30-1:06:15 - Wrap-up and goodbyes

0:00-2:00 - Introduction2:00-11:25 - "This Is 40" review11:25-20:00 - "Jack Reacher" review20:00-24:05 - "The Guilt Trip" review 24:05-25:50 - Tangent about the dumb Mayan apocalypse thing25:50-27:00 - "Monsters Inc" is in 3D now; whatever27:00-33:50 - "Parental Guidance" review33:50-45:30 - "Les Miserables" review45:30-56:10 - "Django Unchained" review56:10-1:04:35 - QOTW (your movie-related holiday traditions)1:04:35-1:07:20 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What are your top two (2) favorite movies of 2012?

0:00-3:55 - Introduction; where to find soy; "I hate to say I told you so..."3:55-20:30 - "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" review20:30-27:00 - "Hyde Park on Hudson" review27:00-35:15 - "The Central Park Five" review35:15-42:15 - The Golden Globes are terrible and here's why42:15-47:40 - QOTW discussion47:40-50:00 - Our lunch sponsor: Doppel Feature, a movie podcast (besides ours??) where they compare two similar movies and choose a winner50:00-52:00 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What movie-related holiday traditions do you have?

0:00-2:55 - Introduction; Bayer baby update2:55-14:20 - "Hitchcock" review14:20-32:25 - "Playing for Keeps" review, with full spoilers32:25-41:40 - "End of Watch" review41:40-47:00 - "Holy Motors" review47:00-56:10 - QOTW (What movie made you change your opinion of it with its ending?)56:10-57:55 - Kubrick mini-fest at Cinema 21 in Portland57:55-1:04:30 - Discussion of early "Hobbit" reviews and negative responses thereto1:04:30-1:06:10 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What's your best suggestion for a future Question of the Week?

0:00-2:45 - Introduction; Snider is under the weather and incoherent2:45-9:20 - "Killing Them Softly" review (mostly repeated from Cannes)9:20-10:50 - Snider provides vivid details of his cold, compares sleeplessness woes to Bayer's10:50-17:15 - "The Collection" review17:15-30:00 - "Anna Karenina" review30:00-35:00 - "The Loneliest Planet" review35:00-46:45 - QOTW (remake and recast a Hitchcock film), including a tangent about eating squirrels46:45-48:35 - Skipping the game; Portland's mini-Bogart festival coming this week48:35-50:35 - Lunch sponsor: Happy birthday (on Dec. 4) to devoted listener Jaren Hinckley, courtesy of your friend Corry50:35-53:25 - Wrap-up and goodbyes; we're going to see John Mulaney do stand-up, unless Snider is coughing too muchQOTW: What movie made you totally change your opinion of it with the ending?

0:00-2:30 - Introduction; the show is early this week2:30-12:00 - "Rise of the Guardians" review12:00-20:40 - "Life of Pi" review20:40-30:30 - "Silver Linings Playbook" review30:30-33:50 - Bayer's mustache 33:50-44:10 - "Red Dawn" review, with a tangent about holiday movies44:10-51:50 - Pitch Me (Paul Giamatti, Jodie Foster, noir musical)51:50-1:00:10 - QOTW (make up a new mythical character to be turned into a movie)1:00:1:01:30 - Premature wrap-up1:01:30-1:02:43 - Oh right, next week's QOTW; goodbyeQOTW: Hypothetically remake and recast a Hitchcock movie.

0:00-3:45 - Introduction; stuff about the baby; etc.3:45-15:00 - "Lincoln" review15:00-30:15 - "Breaking Dawn -- Part 2" review30:15-41:25 - QOTW (What type of movie do you tend to automatically avoid?)41:25-43:00 - iTunes reviews43:00-50:30 - Character Casserole (Scooby-Doo, the kid from "Pursuit of Happyness," Rick from "The Mummy")50:30-57:20 - Discussion question from a listener: What does it take for a movie to get an F or zero?57:20-59:40 - Wrap-up and goodbyes; more about Snider's relationship with Bayer's babyQOTW: In honor of "Rise of the Guardians," make up a new mythical character (along the lines of Santa and the Tooth Fairy) who should be turned into a movie.

0:00-7:30 - Introduction; fun with noises; our history with James Bond7:30-20:30 - "Skyfall" review20:30-26:50 - "Smashed" review26:50-33:50 - "The Comedy" review33:50-44:05 - QOTW (What one decision would you make regarding the upcoming "Star Wars" sequels?)44:05-50:00 - Interquel ("Raiders of the Lost Ark" and "Knocked Up")50:00-53:05 - iTunes reviews; buy us lunch; next week's QOTW53:05-54:30 - Bayer and his new baby watched a movie together; wrap-up and goodbyes54:30-58:05 - Randy Newman's Title Song from "Skyfall"QOTW: What type of movie do you tend to automatically avoid?

0:00-5:30 - Introduction; Bayer's baby has arrived; Snider can eat meat again5:30-17:25 - "Wreck-It Ralph" review17:25-26:00 - QOTW (What movie that doesn't already have a game associated with it should be turned into a game?)26:00-30:45 - Next week's QOTW30:45-37:20 - "Flight" review37:25-44:20 - "The Sessions" review44:20-46:50 - They didn't screen "The Man with the Iron Fists," but we talked about it anyway46:50-48:00 - For Portlanders, Cinema 21 is hosting a Hitchcock festival this week, with 35 mm prints of great movies48:00-55:45 - Pitch Me (Hugh Jackman, David Schwimmer, science fantasy)55:45-57:25 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: You get to make ONE decision regarding the newly announced "Star Wars" sequels. What is it?

0:00-2:15 - Introduction; Bayer's morning beverage choices2:15-20:15 - "Cloud Atlas" review20:15-28:40 - QOTW (What movie would you move to a different time period?)28:40-29:50 - Next week's QOTW29:50-40:10 - "Chasing Mavericks" review40:10-47:10 - "Fun Size" review47:10-52:30 - "Fat Kid Rules the World" review52:30-55:25 - iTunes reviews!55:25-1:06:30 - Character Casserole (Bandit, Jimmy Dugan, and the Mummy)1:06:30-1:09:25 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What movie that does not already have a game associated with it should be made into a game (video game, board game, whatever)?

0:00-3:15 - Introduction; we should do traffic reports; accidentally faking out a listener3:15-17:10 - "Paranormal Activity 4" review17:10-28:45 - "Alex Cross" review28:45-38:45 - "Wake in Fright" review38:45-52:35 - QOTW (what one thing would you forbid in movies from now on)52:35-1:01:00 - Interquel ("Frankenstein" and "Top Gun")1:01:00-1:02:50 Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What movie would you set in a different time period, and what time period would you move it to?

0:00-3:10 - Introduction; Snider recorded a folk song about Joe Biden that you can hear at the end of the show3:10-14:50 - "Argo" review14:50-23:00 - "Here Comes the Boom" review23:00-32:20 - "Seven Psychopaths" review32:20-43:15 - "Sinister" review43:15-53:00 - "The Paperboy" review53:00-1:02:20 - QOTW (what little-known historical event should get the big-screen treatment)1:02:20-1:03:05 - We're on Stitcher now1:03:05-1:10:25 - Pitch Me (Casey Affleck, Kirk Cameron, sci-fi comedy)1:10:25-1:11:40 - More talk of what Stitcher might be1:11:40-1:13:35 - Wrap-up1:13:35-1:15:20 - Lunch sponsor: Michael Matula, author of "Try Not to Burn," a novel about three strangers who must join forces to escape from Hell.1:15:20-1:17:05 - "Big Joe Biden"  QOTW: If you could make a new Hollywood rule -- "No more _____!" -- what would it be?

0:00-2:10 - Introduction; complaints about technical problems2:10-12:45 - "Taken 2" review12:45-20:20 - "Frankenweenie" review20:20-24:30 - "Hotel Transylvania" review, with a tangent about tall bikes24:30-33:10 - "Pitch Perfect" review33:10-40:20 - "V/H/S" review40:20-41:25 - "American Scream" is playing tonight only in Portland, but watch for it elsewhere in the near future41:25-48:55 - QOTW (what horror movie should they make a junior version of?)48:55-52:15 - iTunes reviews, including a mean one52:15-1:01:20 - Character Casserole (Mel Gibson in "Signs," the shark from "Jaws II," and "Ted")1:01:20-1:04:15 - Lunch sponsor: "The Ex and the Why," a U.K. comedy made for 250 "pounds"!1:04:15-1:05:50 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What true event from history that has not already been turned into a movie should be turned into a movie?

0:00-3:25 - Introduction; where everybody is; why Snider sometimes leaves early3:25-13:50 - "Looper" review13:50-23:15 - "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" review23:15-30:55 - "Liberal Arts" review30:55-32:30 - QOTW for next week: What horror film should they make a junior version of (a la "Frankenweenie")?32:30-1:03:50 - Fantastic Fest report: "Holy Motors," "The Final Member," "American Scream," "The Greatest Movie Ever Rolled," "I Declare War," "History of Future Folk," "Cloud Atlas," other fun and merriment1:03:50-1:11:15 - Update on Snider's vegetarianism, Bayer's pregnant wife, wrap-up and goodbyes

0:00-1:30 - Introduction1:30-16:45 - "The Master" review16:45-31:00 - "Trouble with the Curve" review31:00-1:05:40 - Interview with Mike Birbiglia, writer, director, and star of "Sleepwalk with Me"1:05:40-1:14:40 - Interquel ("Jurassic Park" and "JFK")1:14:40-1:16:20 - Wrap-up and goodbyes