Movie B.s. With Bayer And Snider

0:00-2:10 - Introduction; our other podcast that we used to do2:10-19:00 - "Resident Evil: Retribution" review, with tangents about trailers19:00-24:45 - "Arbitrage" review24:45-29:10 - "Finding Nemo" is in 3D now; "Raiders of the Lost Ark" is still out there; "The Phantom" is also mentioned29:10-36:30 - QOTW (your favorite action scenes)36:30-38:00 - We're both going to Fantastic Fest; some other conversation that might be irrelevant38:00-46:30 - A chat with Chris: Kickstarter supporter, mailman, and Philadelphia resident46:30-58:25 - Pitch Me (Hugh Grant, Emma Watson), with mention of next week's Mike Birbiglia interview and praise for our colleague Mike Ryan's interviewing skills58:25-1:02:25 - Where to find us online; wrap-up and goodbyesMike Ryan's interview with Chris Evans, mentioned on the show.

0:00-3:00 - Introduction; Bayer has had a lot of caffeine (as usual)3:00-13:10 - "The Words" review13:10-21:50 - "For a Good Time, Call" review21:50-30:10 - "The Inbetweeners Movie" review (with a "Downton Abbey" tangent)30:10-35:00 - "Samsara" review35:00-43:35 - QOTW (what movie character's voice do you wish you had)43:35-46:20 - "Raiders of the Lost Ark" is on the big screen; so are some movies they didn't screen for critics46:20-54:50 - A chat with Jon Kroupa, Kickstarter supporter and author of the book "52 Diets" 54:50-1:02:00 - Character Casserole (Rusty Ryan, Master Li, Lt. Dunbar)1:02:00-1:08:30 - A tangent about the words "butt" and "nuh-uh"; a lunch sponsor; why Snider uses his middle initial; it gets better; a premature wrap-up1:08:30-1:11:50 - Snider went to Telluride and talked to Bill MurrayQOTW: What's your favorite action sequence in a movie?

0:00-1:40 - Introduction1:40-11:55 - "Lawless" review11:55-19:20 - "Killer Joe" review19:20-25:20 - QOTW (your favorite scenes of law-breaking)25:20-33:10 - "Sleepwalk with Me" review33:10-35:05 - iTunes reviews in old-timey voice35:05-40:20 - "Cosmopolis" review40:20-45:30 - "2 Days in New York" review45:30-47:25 - "Oslo, August 31st" review47:25-53:40 - A chat with Susan, one of our Cannes Kickstarters, about the movie "U.N. Me"53:40-1:00:10 - Interquel ("Grosse Pointe Blank" and "Pinocchio")1:00:10-1:03:17 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What movie character's voice do you wish you had?

0:00-2:50 - Introduction; fun with Google video2:50-14:15 - "Premium Rush" review14:15-22:00 - "Hit & Run" review22:00-32:00 - QOTW (what mode of transportation deserves its own action movie)32:00-37:30 - "Celeste and Jesse Forever" review37:30-42:50 - "The Imposter" review42:50-43:50 - Snider is slandered on Twitter by Scott Weinberg43:50-47:40 - "The Apparition" review47:40-54:15 - A chat with Chandra, one of our Cannes Kickstarter supporters54:15-57:40 - Final wrap-up of the summer box office contest57:40-1:04:30 - Pitch Me (Zooey Deschanel, Tom Arnold, horror comedy set in Calgary in the 1950s)1:04:30-1:07:00 - Wrap-up and goodbyes QOTW: What is your favorite moment of law-breaking in a movie?

0:00-2:35 - Introduction2:35-16:00 - "ParaNorman" review, including Bayer's account of visiting the set16:00-28:30 - "The Expendables 2" review28:30-36:10 - "The Odd Life of Timothy Green" review36:10-47:35 - "Sparkle" review47:35-55:05 - QOTW (what dead performer do you wish had made one more movie)55:05-1:04:20 - Character Casserole (Indiana Jones, Tom Baker, Frank the American Gangster)1:04:20-1:10:00 - A winner in the summer box office challenge is declared1:10:00-1:11:30 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What mode of transportation should get its own action movie?

0:00-5:10 - Introduction; poison oak; dreams of giant zits; disavowal of tangents5:10-20:15 - "The Campaign" review20:15-32:40 - "The Bourne Legacy" review32:40-44:25 - QOTW (replacing an actor in a movie franchise)44:25-47:45 - "Hara Kiri: Death of a Samurai" review47:45-52:30 - "Ruby Sparks" review52:30-1:02:10 - "Hope Springs" review1:02:10-1:09:15 - Box office challenge update; how Eric might survive as a vegetarian; then more gross conversations about gross things; wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: In honor of Whitney Houston in "Sparkle," what dead performer do you wish had made one last movie before they died, and what would it be?

0:00-3:05 - Introduction; the difference between live and pre-taped3:05-16:15 - "Total Recall" review16:15-22:20 - "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days" review22:20-32:25 - "Klown" review32:25-41:15 - QOTW (favorite bully-vs-wimp moments)41:15-49:00 - Interquel ("Bring It On" and "Planes, Trains and Automobiles")49:00-51:30 - Things to check out on DVD; wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: In honor of "The Bourne Legacy" (in which Jeremy Renner has replaced Matt Damon), what principal character in what movie or movie series would you replace with which actor?

0:00-2:40 - Introduction2:40-18:20 - "The Watch" review, with tangents about Costco and Sam's Club18:20-30:05 - "Step Up Revolution" review30:05-40:50 - QOTW (best and worst hypothetical casting for a "Three Amigos" remake)40:50-42:25 - Next week's QOTW 42:25-50:00 - Update on the summer box office challenge50:00-57:00 - Pitch Me (Sundance rom-com with Carol Burnett and Steve Martin)57:00-58:30 - iTunes review in old-timey voice58:30-1:01:00 - New DVDs this week1:01:00-1:02:05 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What's your favorite bully-vs-wimp moment in a movie?

0:00-3:10 - Introduction; Rick Murdock updated our theme song; we need more of those3:10-23:45 - "The Dark Knight Rises" review23:45-54:00 - Snider's whole thing with the fake bad review and Rotten Tomatoes and fanboys being lunatics54:00-56:55 - QOTW: Best and worst casting for a hypothetical "Three Amigos" remake56:55-1:05:00 - Character Casserole (Bart from "Blazing Saddles," Butch Cassidy, Scrooge)1:05:00-1:08:00 - Master Pancake in Portland; stuff to rent on DVD1:08:00-1:11:15 - Our summer box office contest, with the official stakes finally revealed; wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: Give us your best and worst casting suggestions for a "Three Amigos" remake.

0:00-6:10 - Introduction; it's Bayer's birthday; it's also summertime; we didn't review the new "Ice Age"6:10-14:40 - "Beasts of the Southern Wild" review14:40-20:20 - "To Rome with Love" review20:20-25:15 - "The Do-Deca-Pentathlon" review25:15-33:10 - Interquel ("Boogie Nights" and "Notting Hill")33:10-36:30 - We're seeing the new Batman movie next week; this week's show was short; wrap-up and goodbyes

0:00-1:30 - Introduction1:30-14:00 - "The Amazing Spider-Man" review14:00-23:30 - "Savages" review23:30-31:40 - QOTW (your favorite summertime movie scenes)31:40-38:20 - The summer box office challenge so far, including talk of Snider's prize if he wins38:20-46:30 - Our top 5 movies of 2012 so far46:30-53:40 - Pitch Me (Hugh Jackman, Eljiah Wood, existential comedy)53:40-56:30 - Wrap-up and goodbyes

0:00-2:00 - Introduction2:00-17:45 - "Magic Mike" review17:45-26:00 - "Ted" review26:00-35:00 - QOTW (what other childhood things should be turned into R-rated comedies)35:00-36:15 - Next week's QOTW, with emphasis on summertime36:15-40:05 - Some other movies also opened, but we didn't see them; Eugene Levy makes us sad40:05-49:40 - Character Casserole (John McClane, Grumpy, the Cat in the Hat)49:40-58:35 - All tangents, all the time: next week's show; Bayer's aversion to trailers; Snider's Salma Hayek impression; Patton Oswalt in Portland; wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What's your favorite summertime movie scene?

0:00-1:35 - Introduction; no time for nonsense!1:35-11:00 - "Brave" review11:00-21:15 - "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" review, including mention of whether or not the South will rise again21:15-30:45 - "Seeking a Friend for the End of the World" review30:45-39:25 - "Your Sister's Sister" review39:25-50:00 - QOTW (what movie do you wish you could watch again for the first time?)50:00-52:50 - We're joining the Geek Nation network! Don't worry, our show won't change52:50-54:10 - iTunes reviews in old-timey voice54:10-1:01:40 - Interquel ("Popeye" and "Stripes")1:01:40-1:04:45 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What childhood thing other than a teddy bear should be made into an R-rated comedy?

0:00-2:05 - Introduction; it's good weather for not going to the movies2:05-18:50 - "Rock of Ages" review18:50-40:50 - "That's My Boy" review, including an IMDb user review40:50-49:00 - QOTW (what actors should play father and son)49:00-51:30 - Next week's QOTW, including a tangent about brother-on-brother bloodshed51:30-58:35 - "Hysteria" review58:35-1:05:25 - Something funny at Scorecard Review; more places to read and hear us; a side conversation that we should have cut out; wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What movie do you wish you could watch for the first time again?

0:00-2:15 - Introduction; no more technical difficulties, ever2:15-17:20 - "Prometheus" review (no spoilers)17:20-28:15 - QOTW (what movie should have launched a franchise but didn't?)28:15-34:25 - "Madagascar 3" review (Bayer only)34:25-38:35 - "Moonrise Kingdom" review38:35-44:25 - "Safety Not Guaranteed" review44:25-49:30 - "Peace, Love & Misunderstanding" review49:30-52:50 - Update on the summer box office challenge, including a replacement for "G.I. Joe" and Snider's pre-hatred of "Rock of Ages"52:50-58:40 - Pitch Me (sci-fi horror, Adrien Brody, Michael Fassbender)58:40-1:00:20 - An "SNL" connection to Movie B.S., sort of1:00:20-1:03:25 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What actors should play father and son, a la Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg?

0:00-4:55 - Introduction; predicting the quality of the show; we went to Cannes but came back; Jeff drinks beer4:55-23:10 - "Snow White and the Huntsman" review23:10-31:15 - "High School" review31:15-34:25 - We had a catastrophic technical malfunction and lost the second half of the show; QOTWQuestion of the Week: What movie do you think should have launched a franchise (i.e., one or more sequels) but didn't?

0:00-2:35 - Introduction; we're on the deck looking at the Mediterranean Sea2:35-7:50 - "Killing Them Softly" review7:50-11:50 - "For Love's Sake" (Takashi Miike) review11:50-12:50 - Snider saw "The Sapphires," which Bayer loved, and didn't like it very much12:50-14:15 - Bayer saw Bernardo Bertolucci's "Io e Te" ("Me and You"), didn't like it very much14:15-15:00 - Snider takes a tone15:00-15:55 - We got shut out of a screening15:55-18:25 - "Like Someone in Love" review18:25-22:05 - A party; Snider gets locked out of the apartment22:05-27:00 - "On the Road" review27:00-28:00 - We saw "Sightseers" but don't talk about it28:00-33:05 - The story of the punching waiter33:05-34:15 - We'll be doing Kickstarter rewards soon34:15-39:05 - More French stuff: body odor, popped collars, delicious baked goods; things about Cannes we didn't experience39:05-42:10 - Our travel plans; wrap-up and goodbyes

0:00-2:30 - Introduction; learning to count; Bayer is enjoying cheap wine2:30-11:30 - "Amour" review11:30-17:30 - "Room 237" review17:30-19:30 - Today's weather; crab sandwich; Snider was cranky19:30-29:50 - "The Angels' Share" review, including a tangent about subtitles and lots of whisky talk29:50-38:10 - Cannes notes: parking; dogs pooping; laundry; our favorite line-cutter; Raoul38:10-42:35 - Preview of tomorrow; wrap-up and goodbyes

0:00-1:15 - Introduction; we're hanging out with Dan Mecca and Raffi Asdourian of The Film Stage1:15-2:10 - We slept in, went to the bakery2:10-12:40 - "Dario Argento's Dracula" review12:40-15:50 - "The Sapphires" review15:50-16:30 - Avoiding hearing about "Amour" since we hadn't seen it yet16:30-23:00 - What Dan and Raffi have loved and hated so far24:50-27:00 - Dan was a Cannes intern; he bumped into Tarantino; Bayer once did the same thing27:00-34:35 - Raffi and Dan's experiences with the "market" part of Cannes34:35-39:30 - Preview of tomorrow; wrap-up and goodbyesDan Mecca and Raffi Asdourian write for The Film Stage. Raffi's alleged movie that he might make is "Traces."

0:00-1:35 - Introduction; fun is tiring; Snider has been getting up early a lot lately1:35-13:20 - "Lawless" review13:20-21:30 - "Antiviral" review21:30-27:15 - Some fascinating French characters, including: Jacques De Bono, line cutter; dawdling theater exiters; people who text and/or sleep27:15-31:25 - Bayer's encounters with Jessica Chastain and Matthew Lillard (one of those might be imaginary); Snider's encounters with Shia LaBeouf and fellow "Lawless" cast members31:25-34:35 - The "Moonrise Kingdom" press conference34:35-38:45 - Everyone in France smokes; nobody drinks water; quirks of French restaurants and stereotypes38:45-42:10 - Have Bayer and Snider discovered anything unusual about each other while traveling together?42:10-47:00 - Plans for tomorrow; Cannes is all about directors; wrap-up and goodbyes