Movie B.s. With Bayer And Snider

0:00-2:00 - Introduction; we're so tired; excited for tomorrow's early movie, even though it will make us more tired2:00-8:45 - "Reality" review8:45-14:25 - "Beasts of the Southern Wild" review14:25-19:30 - "Beyond the Hills" review19:30-22:50 - Trying to eat dinner (spoiler: McDonald's is part of this story)22:50-24:05 - We've made our schedule, and we will not have to get up early too many more times; this is good because we're so tired; we might go to a party24:05-28:05 - Feel free to suggest topics; talk of TV crushes; wow, this thing really goes off the rails in the end. We're so tired.

0:00-4:10 - Introduction; bonus fireworks; we had a perfect day; Bayer got enough sleep4:10-6:40 - Our first experience at the iconic Grand Lumiere Theatre6:40-16:00 - "Rust and Bone" review, including an interlude where we eat a baguette16:00-20:50 - "Mystery" review, including unintended racism20:50-29:20 - Snider writes; Bayer sees "Mekong Hotel," which he hates; nobody can say the director's name (Apichatpong Weerasethakul)29:20-36:00 - The American Pavilion and its cocktail party36:00-44:35 - Things we love about France (first musical number in "Beauty and the Beast"; everyone says "bonjour"; different varieties of potato chips; French bakeries)44:35-46:00 - Sincere appreciation and amazement that we're even here, for crying out loud!46:00-47:40 - Wrap-up and goodbyes

0:00-1:10 - Introduction; welcome to France!1:10-5:00 - Our 22-hour journey5:00-6:30 - Bayer has not slept; Snider has6:30-15:50 - "Moonrise Kingdom" review15:50-18:50 - How the Cannes press screenings work18:50-25:50 - Cannes publicity stunts, leading into a review of "The Dictator"25:50-29:00 - Our afternoon at the beach!29:00-37:20 - "After the Battle" review, with an alarming story about Snider's phone playing music37:20-40:30 - Half-brained preview of tomorrow; wrap-up and goodbyes

0:00-1:45 - Introduction1:45-19:50 - "Dark Shadows" review19:50-25:00 - QOTW (what actor/director combo should team up)25:00-37:00 - "Sound of My Voice" review37:00-40:10 - "Headhunters" review (Snider only)40:10-52:10 - Cannes preview52:10-58:20 - Interquel ("Moulin Rouge" and "Taken")58:20-1:04:00 - More French nonsense, Bayer's plans to break Snider's jaw, wrap-up and goodbyesRemember, we'll be doing shows every day while we're at the Cannes Film Festival! Look for one approximately each afternoon (U.S. time) from Thursday, May 17, through Wednesday, May 23.

0:00-2:50 - Introduction2:50-19:50 - "The Avengers" review19:50-27:40 - QOTW (what team of movie characters would you assemble, and what problem would they fight)27:40-29:20 - Next week's QOTW29:20-31:40 - Snider wrote something about girls and "The Avengers"31:40-32:40 - Bayer is in San Diego; there is some innuendo32:40-48:40 - Bayer and Snider's summer box office challenge48:40-50:45 - Bayer's philosophy on competition50:45-54:45 - "Holy Rollers: The True Story of Card Counting Christians" review54:45-58:00 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: In honor of the latest Tim Burton/Johnny Depp collaboration ("Dark Shadows"), what director/actor combo do you think should work together? "Every Girl's Guide to 'The Avengers,'" by Quartney Vagington. Here's the video of what happened after last year's summer box office challenge.Here's more about "Holy Rollers: The True Story of Card Counting Christians."

0:00-1:40 - Introduction1:40-11:05 - "The Five-Year Engagement" review11:05-17:50 - "The Raven" review17:50-28:00 - "Goon" review28:00-34:15 - "The Pirates! Band of Misfits" review (Bayer only)34:15-38:30 - "Damsels in Distress" review (Bayer only)38:30-49:00 - QOTW (what movie have you seen the most times)49:00-50:55 - Next week's QOTW50:55-55:30 - Snider went to the Tribeca Film Festival55:30-1:04:00 - Pitch Me (Robert De Niro, Robin Williams, space musical)1:04:00-1:07:30 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: If you could assemble a team of characters from different movies to combat a problem, what would the problem be and which characters would you assemble?

0:00-2:30 - Introduction, warning of upcoming "Lucky One" spoilers2:30-21:50 - "The Lucky One" review21:50-22:50 - It's safe to come back after "Lucky One" spoilers!22:50-30:40 - "Think Like a Man" review30:40-37:25 - "Coriolanus" review37:25-41:30 "Chimpanzee" discussion, no review because they didn't screen it in Portland, who should narrate things?41:30-42:35 - More about "The Lucky One," just for a minute, and Danny Glover's new lisp42:35-54:10 - QOTW (what animal hasn't yet been the focus of as many movies as it deserves?)54:10-55:25 - Next week's QOTW55:25-56:10 - More about platypuses and beavers56:10-1:01:40 - Character Casserole (Stitch, Butch, and Chief Wiggum)1:01:40-1:04:00 - Wrap-up and goodbyes and how Eric is getting to the airportQOTW: What movie have you seen the most times in your life?

0:00-2:00 - Introduction2:00-12:40 - "The Cabin in the Woods" review (totally spoiler-free), including a tangent about "Red Dawn," for some reason12:40-23:00 - "Bully" review23:00-32:55 - "The Three Stooges" review32:55-36:35 - "Blue Like Jazz" review36:35-50:35 - QOTW (what movie was spoiled for you before you saw it)50:35-51:50 - Next week's QOTW51:50-57:50 - Interquel ("The Shining" and "The Wizard of Oz")57:50-59:10 - Rich sponsored our lunch; you can do the same; also maybe write an iTunes review if you want to 59:10-1:03:25 - Bayer played ping pong, and then talked about it for some reason1:03:25-1:05:00 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: Enough with the monkeys, dogs, and horses -- what animal has not yet been the focus of enough movies?

0:00-1:45 - Introduction1:45-17:10 - "American Reunion" review17:10-26:30 - QOTW (what movie from 1999 should have a sequel or reunion)26:30-28:55 - Next week's QOTW28:55-33:35 - "Wrath of the Titans" review33:35-35:10 - Snider's potential new movie rating system, "Smell the Jar."35:10-41:15 - Our memories of "Titanic"41:15-45:50 - Our new columns at Film.com and Movies.com45:50-55:10 - Pitch Me (Bill Paxton, Eugene Levy, horse adventure)55:10-58:00 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What movie was actually spoiled for you before you saw it, and how?

0:00-4:05 - Introduction; why we didn't see "Wrath of the Titans"4:05-16:20 - "Mirror Mirror" review16:20-24:00 - QOTW (what overlooked fairy tale should they make a movie out of)24:00-25:55 - Next week's QOTW25:55-34:25 - "The Raid" review34:25-37:00 - "Undefeated" review (Bayer only)37:00-45:05 - Character Casserole (Scotty, Sheriff of Nottingham, Rain Man)45:05-47:10 - This week's lunch sponsor: Brock Dittus and The Sprocket Podcast47:10-48:40 - iTunes reviews48:40-51:15 - Update on the Kickstarter rewards51:15-55:10 - Bayer wants to talk about more things; Snider doesn't; "Anchorman 2" wagers55:10-56:30 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: In honor of "American Reunion," what other movie from 1999 would you like to see a sequel to or reunion of? (Here's a handy list of 1999 movies.) Our lunch sponsor: The Sprocket Podcast

0:00-1:45 - Introduction1:45-16:45 - "The Hunger Games" review16:45-23:45 - "Jeff, Who Lives at Home" review23:45-30:10 - "Casa de Mi Padre" review30:10-34:25 - "Salmon Fishing on the Yemen" review (Bayer only)34:25-37:20 - QOTW for next week: What overlooked fairy tale should Hollywood make into a movie, and who should star in it?37:20-52:05 - Ezra Miller ("We Need to Talk About Kevin") interview52:05-59:00 - Interquel ("The Music Man," "Million Dollar Baby")59:00-1:01:25 - Wrap-up and goodbyes1:01:25-1:03:40 - Randy Newman's Theme Song from "We Need to Talk About Kevin"

0:00-2:05 - Introduction; we didn't do a show on Friday because of reasons2:05-11:00 - "21 Jump Street" review11:00-16:50 - QOTW (movie characters whose high school years you'd like to have seen)16:50-41:50 - South By Southwest Film Festival highlights: "Cabin in the Woods," "Fat Kid Rules the World," "Big Easy Express," "Killer Joe," "Safety Not Guaranteed," "Sinister," "Sleepwalk with Me," "Charles Bradley: Soul of America," "Bernie."41:50-49:30 - SXSW Music Festival, according to Bayer49:30-51:45 - SXSW Music Festival, according to Snider51:45-52:10 - Wrap-up and goodbyes

0:00-2:00 - Introduction; Jeff is super mellow2:00-3:45 - We're going to Cannes! Can you believe that??3:45-15:10 - "John Carter" review15:10-23:45 - "Friends with Kids" review23:45-25:50 - Jeff's rules for when he has kids25:50-30:20 - QOTW (your most interesting experience with kids at the movies)30:20-32:40 - We're not sure if we have a question for next week32:40-35:00 - "Silent House" review (from Eric only)35:00-36:40 - Some stupid Eddie Murphy thing36:40-44:50 - What we're looking forward to at SXSW, including a side conversation that's just between Jeff and Eric44:50-51:00 - Pitch Me (Ellen Page, Cheech Marin, historical wrestling biopic)51:00-54:05 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What movie characters would you like to see in high school?

0:00-2:20 - Introduction; it's our 100th episode!2:20-4:10 - Kickstarter campaign for us to do podcasts from Cannes: it's in the home stretch!4:10-14:10 - "The Lorax" review, including a tangent about the names of Jeff's cars14:10-23:55 - "Project X" review, including a tangent about movies ending in the letter "X"23:55-33:20 - QOTW (which movie party would you like to have attended)33:20-34:20 - Next week's QOTW34:20-40:40 - "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie" review40:40-43:20 - "Rampart" review (from Bayer only)43:20-51:40 - Character Casserole (Paul Blart, Travolta from "Wild Hogs," and Vin Diesel from "Fast and Furious")51:40-53:40 - Where you can find us online; we'll be at South By Southwest53:40-55:15 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What's your most interesting or amusing experience involving kids at the movies?

0:00-2:00 - Introduction; more false promises about sound quality2:00-14:20 - "Wanderlust" review14:20-23:15 - "Act of Valor" review, including talk of a TV show called "Freedom's Sake"23:15-33:10 - "Gone" review, including tangents about the beauty of Portland33:10-35:05 - Tyler Perry has a new movie, apparently?35:05-42:35 - QOTW (which movie's characters you would want to live on a commune with)42:35-44:00 - Next week's QOTW44:00-51:55 - Interquel ("Life Is Beautiful" and "Forgetting Sarah Marshall")51:55-54:50 - Kickstarter! Cannes Film Festival! Let's do this!54:50-57:30 - iTunes reviews; what Bayer and Snider say at poker games57:30-1:00:55 - Bayer's needlessly complicated Oscar-predicting contest; what shall Bayer and Snider's wager be?1:00:55-1:02:05 - Our lunch sponsor, Hank & Bullit's Canine Adventures in Park City! It's really a thing!1:02:05-1:03:53 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: What movie party do you wish you could have attended?

0:00-3:55 - Introduction; Kickstarter; etc.3:55-12:35 - "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance" review12:35-24:55 - "This Means War" review24:55-26:00 - They didn't screen "The Secret World of Arrietty" for us, so whatever26:00-37:50 - QOTW (movie characters you would kill/marry/sleep with)37:50-38:30 - Next week's QOTW38:30-46:45 - "Bullhead" and "Kill List" reviews45:45-53:40 - Pitch Me (John Goodman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, historical fiction domestic drama)53:40-56:15 - Our lunch sponsor, Ladybug Crochet! She made us hats.56:15-58:15 - Kickstarter to Cannes58:15-59:30 - Go vote on the TSR Movie Awards59:30-1:01:03 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: Which movie's cast of characters would you want to live on a commune with?Our lunch sponsor: Ladybug Crochet!Vote on the TSR Movie Awards!

0:00-5:40 - Introduction; detailed discussion of the Kickstarter campaign to send Movie B.S. to the Cannes Film Festival5:40-17:00 - "Safe House" review17:00-27:25 - "The Vow" review27:25-36:15 - QOTW (your most romantic movie-watching experience)36:15-38:25 - Next week's QOTW (which movie characters would you marry/kill/sleep with?)38:25-47:55 - "Journey 2: The Mysterious Island" review47:55-51:20 - "The Phantom Menace" is in 3D now; our memories of the first time we saw it51:20-53:35 - Send us your new game ideas; thanks to Jerilyn Pool for doing our Cannes logo; thanks to Snider's brother Jeff for web stuff53:35-1:03:45 - Character casserole (Chris Rock from "Lethal Weapon 4," Justin Timberlake from "Shrek the Third," Bradley Cooper from "The Hangover Part II"); also a tangent about sitcom theme songs1:03:45-1:06:10 - Portland International Film Festival, Cort & Fatboy's midnight movie1:06:10-1:08:55 - Wrap-up and goodbyesQOTW: Which movie characters would you marry, kill, and sleep with? (Presumably d

0:00-2:20 - Introduction; Bayer and Snider as Calvin and Hobbes2:20-15:15 - "Chronicle" review15:15-15:45 - Bayer's mom is in town15:45-24:40 - "The Woman in Black" review24:40-32:10 - "The Innkeepers" review, during which Movie B.S. becomes a horror movie too32:10-37:10 - "Big Miracle" review (from Bayer only, because Snider didn't see it because he was at a major film festival like some kind of big-shot)37:10-40:05 - The QOTW for next week: What's your most romantic movie-watching experience? 40:05-49:05 - Interquel ("The Adjustment Bureau" and "500 Days of Summer")49:05-50:25 - iTunes reviews 50:25-52:55 - What if we went to the Cannes Film Festival?52:55-53:48 - Wrap-up and goodbyes

0:00-3:55 - Introduction; technical difficulties; Bayer and Snider are incoherent and tired; "Ghost Dog"3:55-10:05 - "Man on a Ledge" review10:05-17:10 - "The Grey" review17:10-23:00 - Snider's Sundance recap23:00-24:30 - Movie B.S. might be going to war with other podcasts24:30-33:15 - Our changes to the Oscar nominations33:15-39:00 - Pitch Me (sci-fi comedy, Robert Redford, Dustin Hoffman)39:00-43:22 - Wrap-up and goodbyes; a last Sundance anecdote; apologies

0:00-3:05 - Introduction; Bayer's knee3:05-14:55 - "Red Tails" review14:55-24:40 - "Haywire" review24:41-26:45 - "Underworld: Awakening" non-review26:45-36:35 - QOTW (which actress would you like to see beat up which actor)36:35-45:40 - "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close" director45:40-53:35 - Character Casserole (Eddie Murphy from "Daddy Daycare," Melissa McCarthy from "Bridesmaids," and the frog from "Princess and the Frog")53:35-55:50 - Wrap-up and goodbyes