Movie B.s. With Bayer And Snider

  0:00 - Hello, Eric and Dogcat are in Utah this week, our history with "Pirates of the Caribbean" 4:30 - "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales" review 15:10 - "Baywatch" review (Bayer only) 21:00 - This week's DVDs include good movies like "Get Out" and "Logan" 23:00 - Summer Box Office Challenge update 25:00 - We revisit Memorial Day weekend 1997 36:45 - Mailbag question about theaters we like 39:40 - "Star Wars" is 40 years old now, and Eric wrote a thing; recap and good day   REVIEWS: POTC: C- 4/10 Baywatch: n/a 2/10

    0:00 - Hello, some remembrances of Cannes five years ago 4:20 - "Alien: Covenant" review 14:00 - "Everything, Everything" review 23:30 - "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul" review (Snider only) 29:00 - Summer Box Office Challenge update; Bayer is feeling confident 33:30 - Nothing interesting on DVD, including "Resident Evil: The Final Chapter," which we watched 34:40 - We travel back in time to this weekend in 1992, run through the movies that were playing, and talk about Eric's high school girlfriend 49:30 - A mailbag question about "guilty pleasures" 52:30 - Recap and good day   REVIEWS: Alien: Covenant: C 5/10 Everything, Everything: C+ 4/10 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul: D+

  0:00 - Hello, here's an iTunes review 3:40 - "King Arthur: Legend of the Sword" review 15:40 - "Snatched" review 23:45 - "The Lovers" review (Snider only)  28:00 - This week's DVDs are bleh, but we're giving away a copy of "xXx: Return of Xander Cage" to an eligible Agent 30:50 - Summer Box Office Challenge update: Snider is in the lead, doesn't know if Bayer can catch up 34:00 - Recap and good day (and a cute outtake)    REVIEWS: King Arthur: Legend of the Sword: B 7/10 Snatched: B 7/10 The Lovers: B+ n/a

  0:00 - Hello, we'll get right to it 1:40 - "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2" review 13:30 - "Buster's Mal Heart" review 22:45 - Eric talks about "Unforgettable" 27:50 - The Summer Box Office Challenge draft, during which Jeff is already making excuses again 43:10 - Eric's report from The Overlook Film Festival 51:30 - We reveal the terms of the bet for this year's Summer Box Office Challenge 57:45 - Recap, a bit more about "GOTG2," and good day   REVIEWS: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2: B- 7/10 Buster's Mal Heart: C+ 5/10

  0:00 - Hello, there are a lot of movies this week but they only screened two of them 3:45 - "The Promise" review 12:30 - "Free Fire" review (Bayer only) 18:35 - This week's DVDs are "The Founder" and "Split," and we're giving away a copy of "La La Land" to an Agent 23:15 - A round of Pitch Me, which we haven't played in a while 32:25 - No show next week, but when we come back it'll be time for the Summer Box Office Challenge (for which Jeff already has some ideas); recap and good day   REVIEWS: The Promise: B- 6/10 Free Fire: n/a 8/10

  0:00 - Hello; the ethics of laser pointers; the abandonment of Bayer 3:50 - "The Fate of the Furious" review 19:25 - "Gifted" review (Snider only) 25:10 - "The Void" review (Snider only) 27:20 - Movie BS Agents are eligible to win a copy of "The Founder"; meanwhile, "Hidden Figures," "The Bye Bye Man," "Lion," and "War on Everyone" are out on DVD this week 33:15 - Hey, What'd You Watch? ("Paper Moon") 35:45 - Recap and good day    REVIEWS: The Fate of the Furious: C 4/10 Gifted: B- n/a The Void: B- n/a

  0:00 - Hello, an iTunes review, discussion of beer ingredients, it's a bad week for movies 5:20 - "Going in Style" review 16:20 - "Colossal" review 24:00 - "Smurfs: The Lost Village," including more talk of Smurf lore than you need 32:25 - This week's DVDs ("Rogue One," "Paterson," "Office Christmas Party," "Youth in Oregon") 38:50 - Recap, another sidetrack, and good day   REVIEWS: Going in Style: D+ 4/10 Colossal: B- 6/10 Smurfs: C- n/a

    0:00 - Hello, Jeff has a new beverage, an iTunes review from Argentina. 4:50 - "Ghost in the Shell" review (Snider only) 13:50 - "The Boss Baby" review 21:15 - "Raw" review 28:35 - "The Zookeeper's Wife" review (Snider only) 33:20 - "CHIPS" review, and Eric says just a little about "Power Rangers" (it's not good) 36:35 - DVDs this week: "Silence" (we're giving a copy away to one of our Agents), "Patriots Day," "A Monster Calls," "Why Him?," and "20th Century Women" 40:20 - Recap and good day   REVIEWS: Ghost in the Shell: C+ n/a The Boss Baby: B 7/10 Raw: B+ 10/10 (BS-approved!) The Zookeeper's Wife: C n/a CHIPS: B- 7/10 Power Rangers: C n/a

  0:00 - Hello, Dogcat brings up a good question, Jeff tells of showing Dylan "The Empire Strikes Back" 9:10 - "T2 Trainspotting" review 23:15 - All three new movies this week ("Life," "Power Rangers," "CHIPS") all screened at the same time, at the last minute, because their studios are super proud of them 24:35 - "Life" review 35:05 - "The Last Word" review (Snider only) 39:50 - This week's DVDs: "Assassin's Creed," "Live By Night," "Miss Sloane," and "Sing" (which Bayer is not a fan of) 45:00 - Recap and good day   REVIEWS: T2 Trainspotting: B 6/10 Life: B 8/10 The Last Word: D+ n/a

  0:00 - Hello, we're not at SXSW this year 5:45 - iTunes review 8:20 - "Beauty and the Beast" review 24:50 - There's also a movie called "The Belko Experiment," we guess? 26:00 - "The Sense of an Ending" review 33:40 - "Personal Shopper" review 42:10 - DVDs this week: "Collateral Beauty," "Elle," "Passengers," and "Fences" -- and patrons can win a copy of "Fences"! 47:40 - Patreon updates: patrons are now called Agents and get free downloads of all past and future movie commentaries we record; and once we meet our goal we'll start doing a second weekly show! 51:35 - Introducing the Movie BS Cafepress store, which has golf balls and thongs! 55:30 - Hey, What'd You Watch? ("Trainspotting," "Porky's") 59:15 - Recap and good day   REVIEWS: Beauty and the Beast: C 8/10 The Sense of an Ending: C+ 6/10 Personal Shopper: C+ 6/10

Episode 349: 'Kong: Skull Island'   0:00 - Hello; Jeff keeps showing movies to his kid; Eric had to steer a 10-year-old away from "Kong: Skull Island" 5:40 - "Kong: Skull Island" review 18:30 - Directors getting big movies after making very small movies 21:10 - No other new movies this weekend, but "Jackie," "Moana," and "A Brand New Testament" are out on DVD; Jeff has ideas about renting and buying movies from iTunes 27:20 - Recap and good day   REVIEWS: Kong: Skull Island: B 6/10

  0:00 - Hello, a report on our Oscar bowling   5:25 - iTunes review, but it goes long and we have to break it up 8:20 - We have a spiffy new logo courtesy of the talented Gustavo @WikiRascals 10:30 - "Logan" review 21:15 - Bayer saw "Get Out" and makes it BS-approved; Snider saw "Before I Fall" at Sundance and gave it a C+ 22:45 - "A United Kingdom" review 32:15 - More of that iTunes review 33:20 - "Table 19" review 43:45 - The last of that iTunes review 46:00 - DVDs this week include Best Picture "Moonlight" (which Jeff re-watched), "Allied," "Rules Don't Apply," "Doctor Strange" (which Jeff also re-watched),  51:30 - Where to find us online, recap, and good day     REVIEWS: Logan: B 9/10 A United Kingdom: B 7/10 Table 19: B 7/10

  0:00 - Hello, a correction about principal-based movies, an iTunes review 4:30 - Weirdly, Universal didn't screen "Get Out" in some cities 6:00 - "Get Out" review (Snider only) 12:50 - There are also movies called "Rock Dog" and "Collide"? 15:00 - "The Great Wall" review (Snider only) 22:45 - DVDs this week include "Bad Santa 2," "Hacksaw Ridge," "Manchester by the Sea," "Nocturnal Animals" 26:50 - The Oscars are this weekend, so don't forget to go bowling with us 30:10 - Eric reports on his visit to the Oxford (Miss.) Film Festival last weekend 38:20 - Recap and good day   REVIEWS: Get Out: B+ n/a The Great Wall: B n/a

  0:00 - Hello, Jeff is drinking non-water, an iTunes review, Jeff took Dylan to his first movie 6:50 - "Fist Fight" review 18:00 - "A Cure for Wellness" review (Snider only) 26:40 - This week on DVD; we watched "Muppets Most Wanted"; reminiscing about old Movie B.S. propaganda; a letter from a listener 32:10 - It's almost time for Oscar bowling! 34:30 - Recap, some undeserved shade thrown at Redbox, and good day   REVIEWS: Fist Fight: B- 6/10 A Cure for Wellness: B n/a

0:00 - Hey! We haven't done a regular show in a few weeks; Jeff is drinking leftover Sundance beer; family illnesses; and an iTunes review 7:00 - "The LEGO Batman Movie" review, and Jeff's possible intention to take Dylan to see it 16:30 - "John Wick: Chapter 2" review 27:10 - "Fifty Shades Darker" review (Snider only) 35:20 - Catching up briefly with "Rings," "The Space Between Us," and "XXX: Return of Xander of Cage," including talk of whether it's true that they grow up so fast 41:20 - New DVDs include "Pinocchio" (for some reason), "The Eagle Huntress," "Loving," and "Trolls" 48:50 - Recap and good day   REVIEWS: The LEGO Batman Movie: B 7/10 John Wick: Chapter 2: B- 7/10 Fifty Shades Darker: D n/a

Our last Sundance report has discussion of these movies: "The Incredible Jessica Jones," "Brigsby Bear," "Ingrid Goes West," "L.A. Times," "The Hero," "Lady Macbeth," "Manifesto."

It's the morning after the condo party and we are party-tired. Also, we talk about "Fun Mom Dinner," "Lemon," and "Get Out." 

We talk about movies "Before I Fall," "Call Me By Your Name," and "XX," as well as the apocalyptic Park City weather, midnight screenings, and Jeff's adventures at parties. 

From the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, we speak of movies called "I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore," "Person to Person," "Landline," and "The Yellow Birds," and restaurants called Burger King.

  0:00 - Hello, iTunes review, we'll be at Sundance when you hear this (unless we died) (we didn't) 4:50 - "Split" review 12:50 - "The Founder" review 23:50 - There's also "xXx: Return of Xander Cage," but we hadn't seen it in time for the show. But also, there are new movies on DVD 26:40 - Hey, What'd You Watch? ("Deadpool," "The Killing" [1956]) 32:00 - Recap and good day   REVIEWS: Split: B+ 7/10 The Founder: B- 8/10