The Clockwork Cabaret

What's worse than a mute joyless clown lurking outside your door? Absolutely nothing. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 03.04.21. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

This week, the ladies reintroduce themselves as they join forces with Mad Wasp Radio. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 02.25.21. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

This week, the ladies talk about unsolicited comments, inappropriate emails and cats because they have nothing else going on in their lives.  WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For full episode with music, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

The many months of being in lockdown due to the pandemic are taking their toll on the ladies sanity (Not that there was a lot to begin with). WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For full episode with music, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

The ladies try to make themselves sound WAY more interesting by creating new DJ personas... Alas, it does not work. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For full episode with music, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

In this week's episode Lady Attercop discovers that gravity is not her friend, that she can terrify and amuse Emmett with even MORE voices and that after a decade she has finally found her DJ name.  WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For full episode with music, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This week finds the ladies more contemplative than usual. I would recommend you pause the show and start drinking before you proceed any further, sweeties. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For full episode with music, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. There I was just minding my own business, having a lovely date with a dirty martini, when suddenly politics happened. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For full episode with music, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This week the old biddies are talking about their love of animation. Honestly? It explains a lot. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. I wish I could say that the year 2021 started off with a bang. However, I am sorry to say that it started with this rubbish instead. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This week the ladies prepare for the winter holiday, by hanging lights and festive decor. Percy and I will also start our preparations. Mostly with liquor… And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. Do you want some dancin' and some drinkin' and some missin' and some stuff like that there? Well, too bad! Cuz you got this show instead. And now, let’s get on with it. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. May I say that I haven’t really enjoyed working for humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. Also, they never give me enough liquor. Very irritating. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This week, the ladies have gone off on a tangent about niche subcultures and combined them into an unholy amalgamation everyone can agree to hate. Well done. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This episode had a lot of promise and then it started. Perhaps, you should skip this week and go start that project you've been putting off for a month? (You know the one I mean). And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This week, the ladies drone on about a Swollen Sherlock or something? Honestly, I wasn’t paying any attention. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. I didn’t mean to encourage any of this, I am so sorry. I blame the liquor… or Emmett. Yes, she makes a much better scapegoat. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. We’re coming to you from four days in the past. We’re all hoping that the future got a little brighter, the alternative being too horrid to contemplate. Either way, we’re probably all drunk. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. Those of you with nervous dispositions would do well to protect yourself before listening to this episode. Lock your windows, bolt your doors, say your prayers, for tonight, the dead may be walking abroad. Honestly, who comes up with this stuff? And now on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. They say the body is a temple but not if you're doing it right. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/