Those Damn Ross Kids

Kris and Kole talk about antiquated executions, burial, and peanut allergies. ALSO: Too many beers and WHAM. SPYT. Root cellar. Death by elephant. Bobby "Two Strike" Cokehead. Here's dad's coffin. Horse hypotheses. You can't name your kid that. The truth about peanut allergies. Malaysia air bucket list challenge. Sperm bank mixup.

Kris and Kole talk about Seasonal Affective Disorder, frolf, and malt liquor. ALSO: A deadline on your stress. The Drug Mart Bus. Every receipt tells a story. A Seasonal Affective Disorder Fleshlight. Secretary synopsis. Profiles in Frolfing. Shocks the conscious. Go with the flow. Squidding. The Overthereland. LISIS: See the Clown. Let's buy a Connecticut ghost town.

Kris and Kole talk about salvage, war criminals, and epidemiology. ALSO: A document of modern day love. Life straw for tommy. A head in a bag. Rudy Giuliani Defends Call of Duty from Manuel Noriega. Sharon Osborn's secret. Real Life Newman. Drinking stats. Cigarette tube. Everything will kill you. Miscarriages of Justice.

Kris and Kole talk about carpentry, hydrodynamics, and sanity checks. ALSO: A podcast for carpenters. Raft or boat? Welcome to the world of AIDS. Leg Lamp. The deadliest garden. Foul mouthed priest. Where's the body? The wrong grave.

Kris and Kole talk about gamers, burns, and organ rights. ALSO: Air VnA. Game people are the worst. K-PAX. You're going to be so delicious. All of the HIV is in the eyes. The Fire Challenge and Your Taint is Fine. One eye is good enough. Drone range. Lesbians have more fun.

Kris and Kole talk about national tragedy, Disney World, and the commerce of comfort. ALSO: Grew up in a box. Catch your own errors and Hippo Laws. Seven Layer Depression Dips. Adventures in Ferguson. Slandering Kole. Kris's Disney Adventure. Amputee thoughts. Your kid draws like shit and will be dumb later. Dart in the neck. The price of sex is dropping.

Kris and Kole talk about remembrance, compulsion, and currency. ALSO: Grocery store dance party. Lithgow villains. Hot tub logistics. Searing slander of Guy Fieri. He's real sad about him, and his own obituary. The Narcissism Question. Alcohol at gun shows. Meth loops. Needle meat just for the hell of it. Women on paper currency. Kole talks about words. Who owns the monkey selfie?

Kris and Kole talk about bad radio, war crimes, and instant death. ALSO: Misguided acrostics and bad radio. My craft beer brings all the boys to the yard. Willie Pete. Sambuca. The Pavlok. Octopus mating rituals. Brown recluse spiders are on the rise. Clean yer plate. Flea-Aid. A kindness doll, for your daughter. The original Rock. George dies again.

Kris and Kole talk about whiling the hours away, juvenile bucket lists, and Night Kole. ALSO: Kris's exorbitant cam. Wasting our lives. I know what a bucket list is. A better class of drunk. Gingham Styles. Simpsons World. Jesus was not jewish? I'm not stupid! Seventh Inning Gape. Media Makes You a Loser. Night Kole wears shades. The saddest unboxing. A lead delivery handle.

Kris and Kole talk about manhood, missing brothers, and fantasy. ALSO: Teaching Kole to be a man. Electric razors? Cee Lo teaching Sean Combs to be hard. Tongue Phrenologist. Wrestle move wiki. Drinking and status. I wish you were Josh so bad. Sharing garages is weird, also car shopping. Sugar Daddy Culture and the Girlfriend Experience. NA Chips.

Kris and Kole talk about white supremacy, small businesses, and taking inventory. ALSO: It's like a simile. Kris starts the Simpsons dive. Keeping the good boxes. Becoming a new kind of person. Jason Biggs can't be the Afleck Duck anymore. Eat a bowl of dicks list. Klan Kwiz. The Klot Klalling the Klettle Klack. Mobile Dentistry and the Exhaust Pipe. Fill in the __. Billboard homeless.

Kris and Kole talk about Muppet hierarchies, celebrity injuries, and produce. Suggested Talking Points: The candy store. A grim hypothetical. The collective noun for nuns. Debating Fozzie's place in the house. Our setups. Tracey Morgan, accidents, and offensive language. Depressing statistics about sexual harassment. Two kinds of rice. Larry King's beard. A grocery store story. Sexy produce.

Kris and Kole talk about cultural osmosis, further atrocities, and policy. Suggested Talking Points: Too much toothpaste, too little beer. Stop treating your podcast like it's a job. Sports things when you know them. Sin tax for stadium upkeep. What did Kole have for dinner? Pay to potty. Government condoms. Hollywood science. Joe the Plumber is an awful human. Internet on the moon, and a grocery stand.

Kris and Kole talk about novelty beers, Holocaust denial, and mass shootings. Suggested Talking Points: Kris drinks clown beer. Kris imitates every other show on the network. On that paper chase (I'm a fancy boy). Who did Daniel Day Lewis kill to earn the Day? O.K. Comrade. A frank discussion about Holocaust denial. A frank discussion about misogyny and mass shootings. My AP is flashing red.

Kris and Kole talk about forbidden language, forbidden food, and forbidden bees. Suggested Talking Points: Pauly Shore's sex tape. Wet Hot American Seth. Kim Jong Un's candy-flip and enema giver. Technology has strong opinions. The return of the quiz! Upscale Taco Bell. An exegesis on fast food. Be your way. The dear leader's hair. Bee crash.

Kris and Kole talk about technosexuality, drug policy, and then peace out because nodding off. Suggested Talking Points: Simpsons report. Kris did sizzurp. Would you have sex with a robot? airTHC. We've instituted a no-hitting policy. Kris taps out. Dimetapp recollections.

Kris and Kole talk about marital aid evangelism, sea life, and infant sorrow. Suggested Talking Points: Extruded chicken death. Use yah blinkah. Kris's sex toy dream. A fantasy fishing show hallucination. I was a 45 year old dir track racer. Pending whale explosion. Crying baby contest. A new site to check every day. What do coroners and ice cream men have in common now? Circumcision trainer. What do your initials mean for you? Why we see Jesus.

Kris and Kole talk about privation, haste, and grandma shows. Suggested Talking Points: Weak iced tea. Kole doesn't want to leave the house. A club card is the sign of being an adult. Wake up to birds. The fastest elevator in the "I'm Not Even Going to Try" building. Is it MGM anymore? Life in the fast lane at the mall. People movers, inc. Confusing a Cream Pie for a Cream Puff. Remembering what "That's My Dog!" was. Ray Liotta is hard to look at. Northern Exposure might be good. The fisherman's wife.

Kris and Kole talk about stalking, the Simpsons, and duck theft. Suggested Talking Points: For the sizzurp. People care. People care enough to Swimfan Kris. Kole's gonna 'Bay. Drinkin' bird and reinventing the bowl. Early Simpsons is different than Late Simpsons. Props to the mower. Give a duck, take a duck. Beesin' the Juice. Stop the plans. Glamping at Sturgiss. The last words of the South. A day of reckoning is coming.

Kris and Kole talk about belated mourning, acceptance, and institutional violence. Suggested Talking Points: Harold Ramis and the Surplus Bebops. First of all, I'm a Brony. Hot Pocket Love. I am Ibrahim. Dildofish continent. Prom/College fakeout. Craigslist Critique Service. Kris grosses Kole out. A blue kinetoscope at the nickelodeon. Slap-Ass Fridays. The worst prank. Forbidden names.