Those Damn Ross Kids

Kris and Kole talk about the depressing Jetsons future, marketing, and haute cuisine. ALSO: Hyperpanic Chamber. Stage II Synchronicity. Talkin' shit about Jack Black. Carbon Fiber Future. Where were you when Dale died? Native Americaesque. C://netsforthislocust/blood.moon. Weaponize this cereal. Eat For Life Home Cooking. Fight Church. Jaden fights Caden. Test tube vaginas.

Kris and Kole talk about making memories, aeronautics, and witchcraft. Suggested Talking Points: Making Memories. A River Runs Through the Saddest Alcohol Event. Skeletons are a legitimate threat. Gamify Spotify. "They". Astronaut condom sizes. Rocketcats. What do you believe? A letter about an apiarist. He's hooked on slug juice. Stop hiring witches. An uncomfortable conversation about who can assault who.

Kris and Kole talk about futility, finance, and palindromes. Suggested Talking Points: Let's not make this about poop or vaginas. The anniversary and futility. Mtn Dew Cheetos. Read this without laughing. Drive the booze off. Kris bought a Keurig. A bike and interest. Finishing the bee story. Barbie is out to get little girls. Sexy Crabtree. Brony backpack controversy.

Kris and Kole talk about altercations with the police, nautical law, and body art. Suggested Talking Points: Thumb drumming. Watching too much COPS. Tragic stories and Kole being a dick to his neighbors. Coat hangar pendant. Baby chutes and nautical law. Amnesty stoops. Unboxing videos are all the craze. King of Inkland King Body Art the Extreme Ink-Ite.

Kris and Kole talk about the collective perverted subconscious, brewing, and clowning around. Suggested Talking Points: It's my domain. PornMD search stream. Chili Day. Zohydro. Hospital Monster (thanks Jon!). Gut fermentation syndrome. Chopper's Bitch. Clown Shortage (The Circus Monster).

Kris and Kole talk about a time in every man's life, infusion, and gender politics. Suggested Talking Points: Reached a the turkey point. We've been using genie powers for years OR Darrin Was an Ad Man. Achey Breaky Remix. Frito Memorial. Pissbots. Double mattresses. Meet the morning me. I'm Mr. Bananaman, and you're going to die. A frank discussion about gender politics.

Kris and Kole talk about fame, drug policy, and the style at the time. Links of Note: Cheese Nips. Progeria ward. Bieber's Weed Plane. The Necknominatikon. Death from above. Horse Viagra. Crack Pipe. Too hot for the internet. Exploding our preconceptions. Billy saves the day. Stop taking pictures. Crime Dogs.

Kris and Kole talk about creationism, bronyism, and spiritual happenings. Suggested Talking Points: I don't know what to do about that. A poll about Kole. Camels don't exist. A frank and serious conversation about Creationism. Lean Pocket, defined. When I hit 500 coins, I'll squirt. She's proud that he wouldn't buy a prostitute. He danced everywhere. A frank and serious conversation about bronies. A "slightly" haunted house. A frank and serious conversation about Martin Scorsese. Sea Star Wasting Syndrome. Anne Frank lost her marbles. Jim Belushi, Sherman Hemsley, and Archie Bunker.

Kris and Kole talk about John Ratzinger, priopriety, and sleeper agents. Suggested Talking Points: I watched COPS instead. John Ratzinger is a national treasure. Hybrid Vigor. Little Wayne and literary devices. Smell Yo Dick. Swearing in the American workplace. Chinese spreadsheet sex dragon. Ghost White Baby. The Manchurian Gun and the Shit IV. Just grab a bite. No legs, no problems.

Kris and Kole talk about the cosmic secrets we gun down, new apps, and predation. Suggested Talking Points: We made a tactical error. God has doves, Satan has crows. Mucus tasting mass. It's not racial, it's a distance knife. Don't ask me why I set myself on fire. Explaining Snap Chat. I'm a student of speech. Sneaky sharks. Miller Genuine Drone. Let's starve people for science.

Kris and Kole talk about academic dishonesty, fulfillment, and minimum wage. Suggested Talking Points: Keep pounding. An academic sham. The Pounding Continues. Hop up on this toxic dick. Coffee stops suicide. He got what he wanted, then died. Stay down. Buried in a steak monster. Kole talks for way too long about minimum wage. San Andreas Memorial Hospital. Bees. Trapped in the walls.

Kris and Kole talk about recovery, loss, and victory. Suggested Talking Points: Circling the Horses. I Don't Get Sleep. 1 day of night. Moon rock heist. B. Donk A. Donk. Magic Thumbs. The Price is Right for a Baby. Losing the internet. A handsy puzzle. The grenade theory of Taylor Swift contests. Action item: Murder. Scary tech.

Kris and Kole talk about their hiatus, coincidence, and genetic diversity. Suggested Talking Points: Enough mescaline. Hiatus. Follow me sandals, atheist boots. The most coincidental drunk pileup. Florida outlaws mermaid. Raisin reserve. Rhincest. Gold's Gym. Drone bounty. No rule of threes. Butter protest for Deen. Jury duty gold mine.

Kris and Kole talk about trophies, the Singularity, and Caddy Shack. Suggested Talking Points: Giving ball. Gumption crossing. You never let go of the trophy. Party Barn. Baby Hal. Ergo, toot. Poop car. Buyin' a spot. Caddyshack is overrated. I just want meinne kinder back. All's fair in love and GWAR.

Kris and Kole talk about live entertainment, conspiracies, and old television. Suggested Talking Points: BPM. Taking my ball and going home. Mr. T Facts. Live entertainment. Currant events. Hypothetical Upskirt. Sam Squanch. Conspiracy stats. Burn the witch! I Love TV LAND. Miso Skeptical. Glazed Death.

Kris and Kole talk about city struggles, snack food, and pandemics. Suggested Talking Points Net ball. No friends. The anatomy of a Pringle. Parking story, or "Give Me Your Hair". Prints of the Internet. Nothing but Trouble. MERS. Lies for sale. Addicted to poison, or "Weezing the Scorp'. A new place to store your wires. Wash your dildren.

Kris and Kole talk about opulence, celebrity, and gender. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Scott Baio's real voice. Arrested Development Season 4. Wheel of Fortune spinnaz. A small bit of actual advice. Pam's World. Horse Port. PSH, on H. Hollywood Korner. Health food and hepatitis. Poop baby. Haunted by ghost chilis. Smooth Sailing. Chill baby. Dilaudid.

Kris and Kole talk about Christian children's programming, alternative food sources, and self esteem. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: You're (part of) the problem. Who is Danny Aiello. McGee & Me. knives.co.us.au.org. Smallest Penis in Brooklyn. Cargo skirt. Baby shark baby. This is the plot to Blade. The crack baby hoax. Fanfiction.gov. You don't think you're ugly.

Kris and Kole talk about feeders, courtship, and grill maintenence. LINKS OF NOTE: Fake court. Thanks Obama. Feeders. I hope I don't die in this car. A bachelor's in homely studies. Never clean your grill. Thumb orgasm. Pinterest Stress.

Kris and Kole talk about imminent danger, loyalty, and survival. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: STYLUS. Free Range Furby Farms. Turn off your push notifications. The Pussy Posse. The Plan is used for drugs. Marge Simpson is dead. Meningitis snails. The bike lake story. Stories about an inspiring pimp. Corporate teardrop tattoo. Lawry don't wear a robe. Abusing 911. Nick O'Derm. How did he kill the peacock.