The Tom Barnard Show

What do you do about a misbehaving child? Currently, nothing, because the law won't let you. How about misbehaving adults? Pretty much the same. There's less accountability than ever, which both we and Bonnie have a problem with. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom is convinced that Blurred Lines is actually a copy of Got to Give it Up, but we're more lenient. Radio hosts are well known for their leniency when it comes to being corrected. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Every seasoned radio host has a score of bad interview stories and Tom is no exception. Tracey is not one of those interviews. That's probably why he keeps inviting her back. Andy Rooney won't be around here any time soon, and not just because he's dead. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now that it's the year 2018 we don't have to rely on magic any more. We've got MRIs, CTs, and blood panels, all of which Ian has had recently. In the 17th century people often relied on perhaps darker methods to cure their ills. Of course, there's always the possibility that doing so will result in being hanged, but at least it's quick. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You have a subdural hematoma. Sounds bad, but you probably don't know what that means. Generally when it comes to getting better, it's helpful to know what's wrong in the first place. That's what Dr. Neviaser's book is for. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are some news sources that aren't news at all. Hopefully this isn't a surprise to you. There are also some activists that are only really active the way someone who just overdosed on meth is active. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you want to get unhealthy, drink lots of booze. If you want to get healthy, do lots of DDP yoga. Warning: it's a lot easier to get unhealthy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The afterlife is a comforting thought on account of how much death and suffering goes on in this life. People like William Howell contribute to both of those things. We may never know why they became that way, but at least we can document their crazy person logic. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone has babies and everyone hates babies. Could this discrepancy be responsible for society's violence? Probably not. Based on recent news it seems like almost anything can end in murder. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No outrage needed to enjoy The Best Of! Just a pair of ears to listen! Featuring: John Bush, Brian Scolaro, Ryan Stout, Chad Daniels See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Remember the 60s? The age of the Monkees, the Beatles, and Johnny Carson. But there's one thing they were missing, and that's Triple Espresso. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The life of an actor is an easy one if you're lucky. You don't see the thousands of people who don't get picked every year for stupid reasons. Those people have to deal with lunatics waiting for them outside comedy clubs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedians are often known for their strong opinions on things that both matter and don't. Mike takes it to a meta level; he has strong opinions on comedians' opinions. Also yes men. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What could be easier than taking pictures? Well, it depends on where you're taking them and what the subject is. If you're underwater taking pictures of sharks, it's not so easy. Then again, people manage to make a disaster out of winning ten million dollars, so maybe it's more about the person than the task. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Not every relationship is a good one. Certain relationships can be emotionally and/or abusive, for example. Or the relationship between the media and everybody else. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Fox News too gay? That question may not make a lot of sense to you, but the world has at least a handful of pretty much every type of person. It's all too common for each type to hate every other type. Jeanne says that's bad mojo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the internet, you never know what's a scam and what's real. There are always new ways to get your money. The same holds true of Las Vegas, but at least in Vegas they're up front about it. George, being an honest man, wants some money in exchange for comedy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The sudden increase in negativity isn't just a human phenomenon; animal attacks are up too. Bruce believes it's because we're no longer apex predators on account of not hunting them any more, but selfie sticks are an equally valid explanation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Name your favorite president. Did you say Lincoln? Probably. Most people did. Nixon didn't make the list, somehow. People might not love him, but they don't hate him as much as things like line cutters and west coast schools. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Good times create weak men. Weak men create bad times. Can we stop this cycle? We certainly can't un-create the current generations of spoiled pseudo-adults. Or can we? Dr. Huber has a time machine that he says can be used to reverse decades of coddling. Just kidding, he's a psychologist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices