The Tom Barnard Show

Look at your fingers. There's some sort of ratio thing going on there, I don't know. You'll have to listen. Anyway, looks like those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rebekka holds the honor of being on GLOW, a show that explicitly focuses on gorgeous ladies. It's like being Miss America only with more flying scissor kicks. A less fun acronym is AIDS, which kills a lot of people. It's better to stay away from that one. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Racism continues to be the status quo in certain circles, which is good news for bad people. It could be argued that the world has always run on hate; it's just taking a different form. It could also be argued that it makes for a very boring news day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now that we live in the future, safety doesn't just mean physical. Self defense won't help you not get a computer virus, have your identity stolen, or get alcohol poisoning. Or have a psychotic break and buy a Spice Girls CD that doesn't actually exist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kids these days don't know what good music is. On the other hand, kids 100 years ago were killing each other over picket lines. Maybe kids have always been stupid. Dr. Jim isn't a kid, and he's a doctor who treats cancer. Further proof. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Short hair, missing teeth, and big lips aren't a great look for everyone. This includes Jane. You've probably heard of the ugly duckling phenomenon, something with which she has first hand experience, so teenage girls take heart. Not that we have a lot of those listening. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eddie (of That Metal Show fame) and Doug are from New England, Nik is from LA, Joe is from Louisville, and the rest of us are from Minnesota. It's a transcontinental show today on a transcontinental medium. One that's been pretty good to our host and our guest. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

George is a big man and he's got a big appetite. That's one of the reasons he's aiming to consume around 80 dog dogs next week. The main reason is because it's a competition, but the hunger helps. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Spy Named Orphan is all about political intrigue. Espionage, subversion, and the battle between communism and capitalism. Outside of the book, politics are the opposite of intriguing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Celebrities and politicians. They run our lives and they hate us. It's a mutual feeling. Kristyn is a borderline celebrity and we don't hate each other, so it's not all bad. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Between suicide and cancer, it's been a rough month for celebrities. And when celebrities have it rough, so do many of their fans. Carla had it much worse than someone whose favorite actor died and she ended up fine, so maybe you should listen to her. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It takes a special kind of person to spend tons of money and time in school just so they can have the privilege of constantly dealing with cancer patients. It might pay well, but that's not quite enough for most people. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Politicians are declaring open hostility on each other, which isn't really a surprise. Jamie Foxx isn't fond of white people. Also not a surprise. The internet is mad at nothing. I feel like I don't need to keep going. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So what if the days are only getting shorter for the rest of the year, The Best Of will keep that sunshine nice and bright for ya.  Happy Summer Solstice everyone! Clips Featuring: Arj Barker, Tony Camin, Louie Anderson, Todd Glass, and Jon Dore See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you ever witnessed a person getting clickbaited in real time? We have the gruesome footage here. We also have Kristin - not to be confused with Kristyn - who thinks your healthy eating is a bunch of crap. Well, maybe not that strong. The moral of the story is to not follow fads. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The 80s were a great time for people with decent voices. Unfortunately you won't be getting into that business any more, but you can get an electric car that works properly now if you want. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom's not Italian. This may not be clear to new listeners. He is, however, Catholic, which makes him Italian-adjacent. Mike is both, but I don't think it ever came up this hour. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You want a billion dollars? It's not that hard. All you have to do is dig up the entire Atlantic ocean. How big could it possibly be? Louie's already on it, so you'd better get started. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you PC? If not, you should probably keep that to yourself for the next hour. I think you'll figure out why. It will retard the spoilage of your evening. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ape/sign language enthusiasts may have lost their hobby, as Koko the gorilla has died. Jack may suggest that your new pastime be Gulf of Mexico preservation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices