The Tom Barnard Show

Ted Bundy is dead and we may be looking at peace with Korea. Things are looking good. Still, it might be a good idea to try and find out why Bundy did what he did. Sullivan did just that. Then he wrote it down in a book. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fetishes are weird. That's their defining characteristic, really. As far as fetishes go, feet are arguably low on the weirdness scale, though you won't be winning that argument with someone who's being actively showcased. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On top of the podcast being a family show and Alex expecting another baby any minute, Edoardo has a book of poems on the topic of early fatherhood. We take the concept of a family podcast to extremes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's a pub in the British Isles. Actually, there are hundreds of them. Each one has a slightly different accent despite being an average of 4 feet from each other. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With all the death going on in the world, we take a moment to address the growing plague that is depression.  Not that we can do anything about it, but we can address it.  We can also address how LBJ was an unpleasant person. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've got a doozy of an episode for ya; no NHL, no NBA? No Problem. Clips Featuring: Seaton Smith, Dean Edwards, Jo Koy, Jake Johannsen See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Want some treasure? Well, go find it. We're not gonna give you any. Once you've found your treasure, make sure you're legally allowed to keep it. Or be like a pirate and hide it, surreptitiously trading rubies for sailcloth. Or maybe something other than sailcloth. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another celebrity has killed themselves. This time it's Anthony Bourdain. This is why, as Dean would say, it's important to tell your friends you love them. Philip would disagree. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Philip was an athlete in an era when the gender lines were much clearer, a fact which he appreciates. Seaton, on the other hand, has been pinned by at least a handful of women, and not in the good way. From a certain perspective, the All in the Family theme had a point. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some people just have good lives. You may be familiar with a few. Other people make themselves sick just for the attention. One could surmise that their lives aren't so great. It's a complex phenomenon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Robin Williams and some horrible woman are both dead. Robin's legacy will probably endure for longer, especially since people like Dave are writing about him. On an unrelated topic, what do you think about mandatory minimums? Kevin doesn't like them. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kate Spade got everyone talking about suicide for the week, so we continue that trend. We try to cheer everyone up with the world song in the world, and when that doesn't work we try the topic of small business failure. All great ideas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

People these days are so boorish. They don't thank you for opening doors, they don't apologize, and they shoot you. Depending on where you live, the shooting thing might not be quite as prevalent as the other two. Still, learn some respect. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are a lot of ways to shorten your lifespan. Smoking, drinking, all that kind of stuff. Herpes won't, but you still don't want it. As you probably guessed, this is a cheery episode. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harold Ramis - gone but not forgotten. Violet is his daughter, so you'd hope she wouldn't forget. In fact, she wrote a book called Ghostbuster's Daughter. While that's on its way, pour yourself a spoon of cocaine and waste ten years of your life listening to us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you want a lot of muscle, you'll need to make some sacrifices. Flexibility, lifespan, ability to breathe properly. That kind of thing. Bob personally prefers you don't make the exchange. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martha Haney took an axe, and gave Rod something to write a book on. Why does a woman behead her mother in law? We'll probably never know. If anyone can figure it out, it'll be Rod. It's a family tradition. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The mob is an oft-romanticized organization. That doesn't mean it's a good thing. For example, imagine trying to be a father while also dodging hits and feds. John Gotti Jr. did imagine it and decided it wasn't for him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is this a time of change for you? It's not a time of change for the news since they seem to have their schtick down, but for the rest of us we have to try to make change a good thing rather than bad. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to get some sleep. Wait, not now. Do it after the podcast is over. Also, don't use Ambien to do it unless you can lock yourself in an empty room. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices