The Tom Barnard Show

We're all sea dogs today, owing to Adrift and some other sea-related stuff. Nobody seems too excited about the prospect. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Looks like the Best Of is stuck in summer school again, but snuck in some great clips to help pass the time.  Clips Featuring: Butch Patrick, Dr Joseph Alton, Paul Mecurio See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uber is great, unless you get shot. Then it's not so great. If you do get shot and manage to survive, head over to Sue and get some EMDR to make sure you don't end up with PTSD. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ian, worried about Melania, calls in to see if we know where she is. We don't, and the news is boring, so instead it's an hour of Trump and his latest shenanigans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trump has decided to fix our crowded prison system one person at a time, starting with Dinesh D'Souza and that other guy. Meanwhile India is the land of good spellers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The world sometimes has doom. Sears, for example, is experiencing some doom. But sometimes there's bloom. Dogs are nice. So is learning how to prevent someone from dying in an emergency. Dr. Alton can help you with that. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Samantha Bee is adrift in the stormy waters of Twitter, because Poseidon is hungry and Roseanne wasn't enough. John Goodman is smartly staying the hell out of it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While ACORN 8 may sound like a description of a squirrel's daily life, it's actually a whistleblower organization. Widespread corruption isn't a secret, but without prosecution nothing will happen. Hence the whistles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Roseanne's tweet has gotten a lot of people thinking. Did Twitter overreact? Did ABC? Well, if you have nothing bad to say like Marion you never have to ask these questions. Make life easy for yourself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Was Dustin Turner a target of opportunity? According to the legal system, ask again in about 80 years. JD wants an answer sooner than that, so he's doing some investigating of his own. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In 1889 there was a flood. As if living in 1889 in a small town wasn't hard enough, imagine trying to do it while 20 million tons of water break through a nearby dam. Well, you don't have to, because Al wrote a book. That book is Ruthless Tide. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is your friend an addict? What can you do? This specific question is addressed by Kathy's book. What a coincidence. What the title doesn't mention is that it also addresses what you can do if you yourself are an addict. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom hated Deadpool. He did not hate Deadpool 2. Who knows why. Roseanne hates Valerie Whatever even though nobody even knows who she is. It didn't end well for her. With certain things, you should keep your opinions to yourself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Out of the fire and into the frying pan! But at least it is still cooler there than it is outside. Enjoy this perfectly chilled episode on this hot Memorial Day weekend.Clips Featuring: Martha Kelly, Chris Franjola, Costaki Economopoulos See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You can't drive your car because it could get stuck in cruise control or someone broke its AI. You can't watch TV because you're under 50 and/or don't want to pay for it. You can't go to the airport or you'll get converted. The only safe option is podcasts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dealing with contractors can drive you to drink. And when you drink you might as well go to KFC. That's when you know things are going well. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris Franjola is a spoken word artist. Apparently, so is Murray. Both find Jeremy Piven to be an interesting person, along with everyone else who's met him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Woody Allen's family and Frank Sinatra's family are both troubled and possibly related. Perhaps they could have used better childhoods and they wouldn't have turned out so weird. It's not a secret that bad childhoods often produce broken people, and childhoods are, on average, getting worse. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you have good insurance? If so, you're one of the lucky ones. If not, maybe you'd be better without it. It's not a decision to take lightly, but it might work for you. Another thing everyone hates is Millennials, and we have someone on for that too. Two someones, in fact. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The West Coast has made another kill; this time it's Morgan Freeman. Texas tried to follow suit but body cam footage put the kibosh on that. In non-sexual harassment allegation news (for once), Melissa McCarthy is funny. That might not technically qualify as news. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices