The Tom Barnard Show

Does a movie about horny grandmas sound like a good time to you? Somehow one director thought it would. Another director made a movie about post-partum depression and everyone's mad at it, despite the storied emotional stability of new mothers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Break out the salt and the lime; it's a Cinco De Mayo episode Charlie Brown! Featuring: Mark Normand, Costaki Economopoulos, Gabriel Iglesias See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scott wants you to get it together. He also wants you to get Get It Together, because America has a 44 loneliness score. You probably don't know what that means, so listen to this episode. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Louisiana isn't all Bourbon Street and the bayou. Well, actually it kind of is. Which is fine if that's what you're into. If not, you can always play baseball like American hero Ty Cobb. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Weight can be difficult to lose. That is, unless that weight is a massive tumor. Then you can just slice it right off. The same applies to stalkers, though sometimes they slice themselves off for you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Your standard great dane, along with most other dogs around that size, is lucky to live to 10. Burt has several that are in their 20s. That's pretty old for a large dog. If you want your dog to be a million years old, the caped crusader is here to help. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That's "Mlodinow" with a "v". It's also Mlodinow a book about elastic thinking, called Elastic. Tom fancies himself a physicist, but he's never written a book. Or an episode of Star Trek TNG. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Spice Girls only had two albums, and yet they're the best selling girl group of all time.  Bob Barry may not be a best selling girl group, but he could be considered the Tom Barnard of Wisconsin.  Most people would consider that a good thing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Serial killers aren't nice. It's the thing they all have in common. Some of them are less nice than others. John has spent many years researching Edwards, believed by John to be pretty high up on the badness scale. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's a farmhouse in Minnesota, northwest of Minneapolis. Nothing spooky happened there, at least until Nik bought it. If you need a ghost for some reason, instead head East to Forepaugh's in Saint Paul. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Remember when we spent an entire hour talking about weed two episodes ago? If not, you've probably had enough. If so, get ready for the medical version, as opposed to the comedy version. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lot of people work at a job they hate simply because we all need money. We can't all have a job where we blow air horns at golfers. What we can do is see if we can figure out what drew us to this job in the first place and try to make it the way we thought it would be. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With the amount of diseases, many of which we don't fully understand, it's a wonder anyone manages to stay healthy. After this episode, you may wonder if anyone actually IS healthy. Is it the chemtrails? The truth is out there. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sometimes it's nice to turn off your brain, consume some mindless entertainment, and let your mind do whatever it does in that situation. Many people feel that way about superhero movies. Others cry when Groot turns into a sapling. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Getting shot with an arrow or being butchered in an apartment are two of the many unfortunate things that can happen to you if you're a deer. On the other hand, you're oblivious to the various shenanigans of Hollywood lunatics, so it balances out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Superheroes have been making money for decades and the trend is only accelerating. Minnesota sucking at sports is also accelerating, although the precogs in Vegas see the Vikings being one of the best teams this year. We'll see. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've got fake news, non-news, and durian news all in the same segment, because that's how the news is right now. Jonathan Cain is much more reliable, perhaps because of his religion, perhaps because musicians are well known for their reliability. Probably not that second thing. Either way, he's writing a book called Don't Stop Believin'. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spring has sprung for the 5th and final time this year, and we at the Best Of are ready to complain about the heat. Clips Featuring: Michael Malone, Karen Straughan, and Adam Hunter See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You don't have to be very old to know what a pager is, yet there are people out there who've never seen one before. Even before the era of pagers, there were the Krofft brothers. Unlike pagers, the Kroffts are still around and successful. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Minnesota is known for a few things. People like Magoo, who drive a truck across all 6 million miles of the state. Cy Amundson. And of course, losing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices