The Tom Barnard Show

It's cold in Minnesota. It's colder in Siberia. During the winter Olympics, being cold is finally a good thing, unlike the rest of the year, yet Minnesota still got beat by Sweden in whatever sport we were talking about. Clearly something has to change. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How will you be remembered? It's a question, but it's also a book by Robb Lucy. Will you be remembered as someone who lied about being Iroquois for money, or something good? Those are the only two options. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time for our weekly celebrity midlife crisis report. The report is that many celebrities are having midlife crises. Did you know that the plural of crisis is crises? It's true. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't run those closing ceremonies just yet, these clips are going for a last minute gold. Featuring: Jeff Dye, Vinnie Favorito, Mary Pawlenty, and Tim Pawlenty See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you ever heard a comedian talk about life in Boston? Almost definitely. But have you heard them talk honestly about it? Vinnie is very honest. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Whether you're looking for a fish burger or a stereotypical North Minneapolis meal, we'll tell you where to look. We'll also tell you where to avoid if you don't want to get murdered or lose all your money on the stock market. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Leviticus has some strangely specific rules about what you can and cannot do. And yet, despite the sheer number and specificity, nowhere does it mention podcasts or stand-up comedy. We take that as a sign. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob Crane, better known as Hogan from Hogan's Heroes, met a terrible fate one day. That day was a long time ago, yet the circumstances remain unknown. Bob's son, also (technically) named Bob, continues to speculate, though it seems unlikely the mystery will ever be solved. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here at the Tom Barnard Show we're onto you, crisis actors. Not the conspiracy theory kind; we're talking about people who act in such a way as to make everything into a crisis. It's a new definition. Liberalism is also a new definition, as its current meaning is very different from what it used to be. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David has had particularly bad luck in recent years. After decades of mountaineering, health problems have made it difficult to climb. Difficult, but not impossible. Very few things can stop a determined explorer. Not even "age shaming". See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's nothing more adverse than a really bad rendition of a well known song. Brandon Webb, having gone through SEAL training, is one of few people able to handle it, but with his advice we may be able to cope. And speaking of coping, if you're a father who consumes a lot of what comes out of Hollywood, you may feel unappreciated. Don't worry, just hang on for another 15 years or so. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom's still into Tales From the Tour Bus, probably because the life of the average musician makes the life of an average non-musician look really good. It's true that art requires suffering. It's usually suffering brought on by their own actions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To be a preacher can mean many things. MLK, Billy Graham, and Elijah Muhammad were all preachers and there's not a lot in common between the three. Kris is not a preacher, though he is good at spreading the word. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another tragedy, another debate. What's the answer? Gun control? Mental health control? Security system control? Or is it not in our control? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

People make do with what they have. Sometimes that means 5 TV channels, sometimes it means you have to send your daughter on stage at your strip club. And unfortunately, it also means modern medicine isn't perfect, sometimes with catastrophic results. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave's no Mike Judge, but that's just because Mike is scared of ghosts. And speaking of ghosts, Winchester's the new non-hit hit in town. Are they actual ghosts or hallucinated ones? Depends on if you want the movie to be interesting or not. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apparently, fast food brings out the worst in people whether they run out of chicken or not. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After his promotion or whatever, Tim calls in for some news about the news. You know how they say no news is good news? It's true. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's a new worst rendition of the national anthem in town courtesy of Fergie and a new worst projectionist after someone put 50 Shades Freed in when it was supposed to be Black Panther. To be fair, he could have put almost any current movie in and it would have been just as bad. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

These clips just stomped a 1440 McTwist of a Best Of on their way to the gold. Clips Featuring: Ruben Paul, Chris Porter, and Hoyt Richards  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices