The Tom Barnard Show

He's not a Scientologist, his head isn't gigantic, and he isn't a former action hero, but aside from that Costaki has a lot in common with John Travolta. For example, they both aren't allowed to say the real name of the "Big Game".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

God keeps trying to stop people from living in California, but nobody's getting the hint. They also don't seem to understand that alcohol makes you throw up for a reason.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who was the worst dictator of the modern era, Coke or Pepsi? I may have gotten my wars confused.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It may be closer to Christmas than anything else, but that doesn't mean we can't dedicate an hour to supernatural-related deaths. Plus one mundane one.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liza has some strong opinions. Some of them are negative, but then there's Jimmy John's. Everyone loves JJ's.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Costaki is well known by our listeners for his football-related comedy. That's why instead of talking football, we talk celebrities and how scummy they are. Also hauling onions, because onions are delicious.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

These politicians, I tell you. Anyway, Nate is a magician, and Tom doesn't want to know how. That makes him Nate's favorite kind of audience. For a more practical kind of magic, depending on where you live you can travel a short distance and the cigarette tax will magically vanish.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It was not long ago that a four year degree and a career in Hollywood were the ultimate dream. Now, maybe it's time to learn how to build an engine and stay away from the red carpet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dying during childbirth tends to be the last thing you do, but not always. Even so, it's a good idea to avoid it if possible. It helps if you see it coming.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you're a child, the wrong kind of seatbelt can be deadly. If you're the chairman of the FCC, doing your job can be deadly. But at least in the latter case you make a good salary first.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kanye is mentally ill. I realize this sounds like common sense, but this time it's literal, at least according to Kristyn. And TMZ. Maybe he can inspire research scientists to find a cure with his bardic talents.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the future, and it's only getting more futuristic every day. By "it" I mean the world, not necessarily the people who live there. Plus it's easier than ever to live here with today's citizenship tests. For some people.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Big business continues to take over the commercial realm, possibly because small retailers can't get a supplier that does its job. But despite their shaky branding, the Vikings continue to possibly play in the Super Bowl maybe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There was a Hollywood award ceremony recently, and you know what that means: political posturing and societally acceptable bigotry. Shockingly, viewership is down.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Vikings may be sitting out this round but The Best Of is playing with that same back against the wall mentality that brought it this far.Clips Featuring: Costaki Economopoulos, Scandinavian Specialties, Eddie McDaniel, and Chuck ForemanSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the beginning, Mike Lindell had a tendency to stay awake for a week straight. He had some chemical assistance. That chemical is now gone and he flies a private jet. The two are probably at least somewhat related.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A black comedian and Jay-Bee are on at the same time, which means Tom briefly moves back to North Minneapolis to fit in.  Technically the comedian is from Ethiopia, but only for a little bit.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eddie has trained to be the master of the cold under some Norwegian guy, a skill made practical by the fact that it's sub-zero right now.  And though he and Tom talk at length about drugs, it's really more about breathing.  Allegedly.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you ever get murdered, try not to do it in a field, miles from anything. Otherwise you might find yourself the subject of a long investigation that doesn't go anywhere. One thing we know for sure: it wasn't related to Slender Man. He didn't exist yet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Most people hate the news. Most people also watch the news for some reason. Some companies have begun saving people from themselves by banning it entirely. Let's hope it sticks. Maybe if we prevent the next generation from ever becoming accustomed to constant bad news they'll achieve world peace.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices