Big Time Garbage

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Carolyn Paul is our guest. She brings the heat, and by that i mean, we all get roasted.    I open up about the fuccboi's of comedy. bart explains why he stood me up at my birthday party. we talk work, jobs, etc. all that shit. to be honest this conversation continued far beyond where we cut off the recording so i don't totally remember what's in this episode.    if you're reading this, text me so i know people read the descriptions.

we just talk about a bunch of stuff. nothing important. just bros chatting.    the highlights are my story about not nutting, a bit about Home Alone style pranks against ICE agents, and a little melty melt down about stand up comedy.  We continued this ep on the patreon. become a subscriber NOW

They did an episode without me. That’s bullshit, right? they replaced me with Alex and John from That’s Bullshit, Right? Listening to it now to see what they talk about. Enjoy

weve been talking about who's the bad boy. we finally address it publicly.  

We're talking about love, and the people who are defined by their relationships, or lackthereof. We talk about George w Bush and Ellen Degenitals, and bart tells us a story of a dude he met on a plane. we continued this conversation and that episode will be on our patreon. www.patreon.com/bigtimegarbage   Hit me up if you wanna know what was edited out of the episode. we 

Diego is tired. Red Bull has bull cum in it. Teaching Diego what LGBT stands for. Diego played a doctor in a local commercial for a health insurance company. surviving imposter syndrome. a breakdown of Bart's stand up comedy career up until this point (he was on seinfeld). Diego also is a teacher, so he teaches us about VSCO girls. i oop sksksksk   I don't know if anyone reads these descriptions. if you're reading this, send me a message on social media with the word "bazinga" and i'll give you five dollars (until supplies last)   follow us, follow diego, thanks bye

breaking news. bart cum'd in his sleep and we talk about it.    thanks for listening. we're on patreon if you wanna throw us some dollars in exchange for more content. .   our guest is johanna medranda. catch johanna, carolyn, and connor all around the country on the Hell Yeah tour, coming to a city near you.   subscribe, leave a comment, 

after a brief private conversation about the joker, me and bart devise a twisted prank to play on our guest Jeff Horste and our cohost Blain Hill. unfortunately i forgot about the bit, so there are some weird moments where I'm like uh what? ok but most of the episode is spent talking about the american diet, going vegan, and the benefits, ethics and philosophy behind a plant-based diet. We also carefully eviscerate all those bad faith arguements that people use to try and own vegans.   Jeff Horste is our guest, and he's very funny and always a delight to have on the show. Give him a follow, and also give us a follow.  premium eps every week at

family-based pornography. the rise of fascism. global warming. God. Cult of personality surrounding trump. PLUS a big discussion on music, musical irony poisoning, and MUCH more. damn this is a good episode.    come see blain close out the Burt Sellek show tomorrow in the eastern market. 

finding time to jack off in the hospital when the dude next to you is dying, beating up floyd mayweather (hypothetically), white rappers, time travel, and one hypothetical question: how many squirrels can you take

This episode of Big Time Garbage was recorded live in front of a studio crowd at Ant Hall on 9/19. Our pal Devin Rosni (Homerphelia Podcast, Planet Ant) helps us determine the correct answer to the big chicken sandwich debate (popeyes or chick fil a). The answer will shock you.  We also talk about the simpsons, space jam, and hit clips. bro remember the 90's? damn dude.  also, as BTG live tradition, we do some improv games focused around a recent event that has shook the BTG universe (we'll dive into it on an upcoming ep...) Thanks for listening. Please subscribe wherever you get podcasts. We're on itunes, spotify, and stitcher.  If you wanna donate to the show, consider throwing us a few bucks over at patreon.com/bigtimegarbage. You'll get access to some bonus content that's super good and secret.

Our pal Paul Allen joins us to have a brief conversation about dealing with depression, misplaced anger, and what it's like to have a kid.   Then we get into the meat of the episode. Paul Breaks down (extremely poorly) the following movies Tin Cup (1996) Sahara (2006) Mortal Engines (2018) I'v never heard of any of these movies, and I hope you haven't either. We also discuss The Avengers, The Travis Scott Documentary, and a few others.

Whats up gang. Our pal Zach Stein drops by. We talk about zach's small penis humiliation fetish he had as a young boy, we talk abotu him cucking a lesbian couple, we talk circumcision and religious rituals, and all types of bull shit. we fuckin talked about therapists for the first time which was a nice moment. PLUS we learn that Ben Carson was in that shitty movie Stuck On You. Blain went on Game FAQ's during school so he could watch porn. snake penises? What is a flac File? Should Brett go see a problematic band? what did blain learn about furries this week?    thanks for listening. please go ahead and subscribe and follow us on social meaty uh

we sent bart to diversity training at Ubers pittsburgh office. Then we sent him to a Big Sean video shoot. He thinks he did this for his job, but it was actually for pod content.   also, we check in on blain's abysmal dating life.   patreon ep dropping tomorrow at   if you wanna support the show, please consider donating a buck or two a month on patreon. 

We sat down with Jack Allison (Writer on kimmel, Struggle Session Podcast, jackAm) to talk to him about being outspoken online, working in the entertainment industry, and the changing market of podcasting, and most importantly, introduce him to Bart. Last night Street Fight Radio and Struggle Session came through ant hall to do a live show. It was an awesome show. If you're in Chicago, definitely check out their show Friday at the Hideout. 

If you listen to our bonus episodes on patreon youll know that last episode we had on a random guy who just sat down at the table we were podcasting at. This happened again today. that's just the kidn of shit that happens when you podcast in public.   we have our pal EJ on to talk shit about hot people again. we also talk about white people saying it.     

Tom McCarthy of the Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle podcasts drops by LJ’s before prankis to chat about comedy, podcasting, old bands, and cool guy shit. 

Our guest this week is Mike Recine from  and stand up comedy. He headlined the Independent this weekend and ripped it up. Here's us before the shows talking about: negotiating your way out of a mass shooter situation. how we'd get out of a terrorist/mass shooting situation some more talk about mass shooter stans, plus a bunch of other shit. I think we're dealing with trauma or something. this was recorded before the Big Epstein News. plus, pizza. bad twitter people, and this weird ass invisible rope prank bart brought up. 

Bart is trying to add new stipulations to The Race that will be going down in the next couple weeks. Is adding a slip and slide at the end stretch a compromise of the original intent of the race? Is this about entertainment, or simply to determine who is more fit? Is it actually boring and bad podcasting?   We then do a moment of silence for all the people who would be bothered by all the background noise if I didn't use the room tone to remove it from the sound files.   Plus, a very shallow dive into the dayton shooter's band, and a full exclusive expose on the beef that has torn the detroit comedy scene apart.   Subscribe on Patreon