Big Time Garbage

Thought Cops is a podcast that is ran out of chicago where each week Officer Kevin and Officer Grant talk about what's outraging the internet, then sentence each offender to a cruel and often unusual punishment.   It's a great show, we've been mutually supporting each other for a while and since we haven't figured out a good way to do remote recording, i thought why not just post up the episode I did with them a few weeks ago. Consider supporting their patreon and joining their active discord and join the discussion about all the stuff online that makes everyone mad.

Rob Mailloux dropped by the podcast to discuss all types of files. like flac files, mp3 files, and jeffery epstein. we go though everyone implicated and make wild accusations about everyone in his flight logs.  

we talk about rage.  we grunt in different languages go see markus and genivive live    

bart had sex on a jetski

Gad was on morning radio in Toledo when mark szar lived there. We talk about the the business of broadcast media and it’s relation to social media, and how radio personalities used to be local celebrities that were always in our lives Then Mike tells a story about a lady having a breakdown at a comedy club. Then A chat about Merch and marketing, Then break the real details of Jeff Epstein Arrest, then Mike teaches Gad what the Grateful Dead is. Great episode.

our pal joe Kelley was in town to headline the independent so we talked to him about his life on the road.

"#1" lol   ok so we did a live episode at the independent comedy club. We get joe aasim on to break down all our past topics, plus we talk to mat richards, metro time's number one comedian about... uh... number one.

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this weeks episode involves the following: Bart's bill cosby impression, our analysis of Lena Dunham's new show, Brett took edibles and kick in halfway through the episode, Bart's reading a new book about the history of religion, Pepsi's promotions in the mid nineties, and oh so much more. We also break down all the democratic presidential candidates. especially that fuckin weirdo john hickenlooper   Subscribe to get access to over 100 hours of content. Bonus episodes at Drop us a line at

we introduce a new segment called big time garbage book club. bart started a new book called Sapiens.  Then we talk about firefighter school. then we talk about the "thin blue line" and all those flags with the color stripe. then we talk about the best heckle i've ever got. then we have a lil struggle session about the two worst groups at Pride, Nazi's and Corporations.    

the only thing i remember from this episode is that all influencers are fake   Easton Grainer is our pal from the High Five Dad podcast. 

WE GAVE THIS ASSHOLE A PLATFORM   FULL EPISODE AT 

Brett and Connor went to the casino in the early hours of the morning to learn the hard truths about losing money.  we brainstorm names for Blain's new sports podcast we also come up wtih bart's spin-off podcast where he kisses objects and reviews how the kiss went. great episode. go to patreon.com/bigtimegarbage to subscribe for bonus content on thursday

We're back baby. just the fellas on this one. We talk about the sex strike, the snapchat filter that shifts your gender, human pups fucking in dog parks with their dicks painted red, and oh boy i go the fuck OFF on small plates, shareable style restaurants.   the conversation continues on our PATREON EXCLUSIVE bonus episodes which will be dropping tomorrow and EVERY THURSDAY FROM HERE ON  OUT  

Ericson is a LA comedian who dropped by The Indie a few weeks ago. we talk about clubs, bringers, his experience in detroit, and a wicked pitch for a movie

Jake Marshall Head came through the Independent Comedy Club this weekend and we sat down with him to talk about walking in New York, getting heckled in jacksonville, and odd themes for comedy clubs.   Check out Jake on tour and go follow his ass on twitter to see the basketball shot he took on live television

Stewart Huff came through the Independent Comedy Club this weekend and we got a chance to sit down with him and talk to him about doing comedy across the country. Stewart's latest hour is all about the founding of the country, so we asked him how he stays optimistic, how he writes, and he shares with us some excellent wisdom (we still manage to get in a few dick jokes, so hell yeah) truly an honor to talk to Mr Huff. Please check out him if he comes through your town, and go download his albums. Thanks for listening. Subscribe wherever you get podcasts from and check us out on social media to stay up to date on shit.     "Don't be afraid to get burned"  

This is only half the episode.   We talk about working in the service industry, we go over my SNL audition, and we talk about the phenomenon of white people code switching.    second episode we DIG IN to the idea of commodifying your art in a stupid, stupid world.

This episode is fucking insane, i'll be honest. We are all physically and mentally drained for one reason or another and the results of that are interesting. i mean it. listen to me try to talk, and just fizzle out into nothing. My mental state is deteriorating and you get to come along for the ride.   For real though, so many insane things happen. Bart poses an exciting question about jacking off, Blain tells us a story about how he had sex or something, I explain how i'm trying to ruin my brain sexually so i get horny for history.   and we're joined by our pal Alex to talk rock and roll.   

part two of our episode with Gad Holland where we dive into the issues. check out the first part of the episode. it came out a few weeks ago.   yes this is a vault episode. we did a live episode that will be available soon.   plus we have sponsors now. check it out.