Irl Uk Podcast

Oops… there are accidentally THREE stories this week about the male anatomy… well four if you count fake models of the male anatomy. OH WELL. That’s what you came for right? Don’t worry, there’s a story about a puzzle and a message in a bottle too. So that’s nice… Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

"55, Musty Hive", as the bingo callers say. And funny enough, we've got a musty hive that features prominently on today's show. What are the chances? After Rhiannon's SELFISH holiday, we're back to normal business, by which we mean telling you all the best, stomach-churning news of the week. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oh hai! Thanks so much for coming back. You’re our favourite. To say thank you, we’ve got six amazing stories this week. From the cock that caused trouble on a honeymoon to a robot war over a robot wh*re, there’s always insane stuff going on in the world just to entertain you. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Yet again, Summer 2016 is knocking it out of the park when it comes to IRL fodder. Today we’ve got some drunk seagulls for you, some Skeggy news, a blistered member, a windy flyer, a furball in LITERALLY THE WORST PLACE YOU COULD HAVE A FURBALL and a classic case of polyamory. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ghost-hunting gone wrong, a terrifying toilet ordeal, a love of inanimate objects, a very saw face, some ecosexuals and a smelly supermarket sweep. These are the elements which make up this week's episode. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We kick off this week with one of the grimmest stories we've had on IRL for a way... head banging fans, you're gonna like it. There's also Old Nick (not that one), the stigmata girl, Mr Stunz, some randy aliens Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Every week we worry that we’ll run out of freakish nightmares… but yet again, the human race didn’t let us down. This week Anna and Rhiannon dissect a world record breaker, a cat woman, the world’s most awkward father-son moment, two very odd babies and a ridiculously dangerous drive. Make sure you follow us on Twitter and Instagram @IRL_UK_Podcast and find us on Facebook. Oh, and if you rate us on iTunes we’ll cast a spell which ensures nothing worthy of appearing in an episode of IRL UK will ever happen to you. Cool?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ANNA AND RHIANNON! In this week's episode we bring you a whole host of Christmassy stories, which are - of course - totally weird. Beneath our imaginary story tree, you'll find... Weird presents, dashing reindeer, Chickeny goodness, strange games, a pampered pooch, a mega Christmas fan, a rinser and some goats.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Some fascinating characters in today's show... Some actual pigeon detectives, Ian Kognito, a man who had an unexpected surprise, a man who made a pleasant discovery, GB's oldest dog and yes, we tackle the man who got off a rape charge by saying he tripped and fell with his cock out  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This one's a rollercoaster ride... experience the highs and lows as we discuss (deep breath) the father and daughter who want their baby back, the man who cut off his own member, the hand angels, the allure of a campervan towbar, a man who longs to be childish and a man facing Mission Impoosible (not a typo).  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We cover some crazy real life stories on IRL UK - but what's it like on the frontline, working for a Real Life magazine? For our first occasional midweek special, Real Life journalist Laura joins us (with her gorgeous little baby) to tell us exactly what it's like. Includes incest, sperm and wife swapping... naturally.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sorry everyone in advance: we're hungover. But, in our dedication to bring you the best stories of the week, we battle through to present you with... The goatman, the married man who's marrying his pregnant girlfriend, the sad tale of the Psycho skeleton, a Bad Santa, an interesting shampoo alternative and Sourdough made of... nope, we can't say it.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Today's show is brought to you by the following people... The mailbox lover, the Kinder Surpriser, the lustless lover, the hate-filled husband, the Taylor Swift fan and the referee hater  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A lot of life lessons this week... There is a sausage castle, animals just wanna be free, be careful how you review books, there IS a limit to the unlimited pancake offer at Denny's, women can't always multi-task and there is one INGENIOUS way to smuggle booze into festivals that you need to know  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

There are many strange and horrible things in this world. This week, we've plucked out just six of them, you lucky things.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

More frankly unbelievable, but actually REAL LIFE stories from Anna and Rhiannon. This week we discuss the Halloween costume that wasn't all it seemed, being trapped in undesirable places, that you're never too dead for a game of dominoes, that you should never have plastic surgery to look like a celebrity and that even grannies enjoying swinging. There's also a LOT of talk about Wetherspoons.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If you thought you knew all the body parts you can paint with, that ghosts aren't sexy, that cats aren't important business, that biting is off limits when it comes to fights, and that there's no closer bond than that between a mother and a daughter... listen this week's IRL UK. It may change your mind.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ever wonder what happens if a duck gets drunk? Why there are Clowns stalking Kent? What would happen if you woke up just before your autopsy? How you'd deal with having no... privates? If carrots are worth fighting for? What does the Cat Man do? IRL UK is here for you, to answer all these questions, and more.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 7: Big balls, dozy burglars and blooming bollards by IRL UK Podcast  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 6: Red stag horns, dodgy docs and a love bus by IRL UK Podcast  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.