Rj Hates Rap

***LOST EPISODE FROM 2021*** RJ and Tope rap about Mexico, Texas, food poisoning, things that start with P, hating your own P, sexual discrimination and is cheating wrong?

RJ and Tope rap about DMX, brunch, famous black men, less than famous Jewish women, killing people, sucking as a form of intimidation, diss tracks and honoring(?) rap legends

RJ and Tope rap about RJ’s birthday, getting old, the perfect COVID getaway spots, devil’s threesome, failed lawsuits, how to handle anger and everything you never needed to know about clubbing

RJ and Tope rap about Andrew Dice Clay, Soulja Boy, touching yourself, Cranking that Soulja Boy, wedding songs, stealing dance songs that don’t belong to you, classic weird ass RJ takes.

RJ and Tope rap about Easter, The Christian Oscars, Tope & RJ’s race, ALL YOUR FRIENDS DYING, bone bone bone bone bone, White Uncles vs Black Uncles, Nigerian at Thanksgiving and Suge Knight.

RJ and Tope rap about April Fools, the state of white people, TERRIBLE RAP VERSES, exploiting teenagers, being fresh to death, touching yourself, Mia Khalifa, TikTok and again TERRIBLE RAP VERSES 

RJ and Tope rap about Florida, New York City, Flo Rida, DUIs, Florida Man, consent, Wrestlemania performances, old Spring Break Stories and Tope’s sex life

RJ and Tope rap about women’s history, British history, The State Of White People. dying in prison, Patti Labelle, RJ’s love for women, countries of the world and burning down houses

RJ and Tope rap about our 5th year of RJ Hates Rap, tired Tope, panda panda, asian rappers, expensive cars, panda panda panda, winning Oscars for Grammys, panda panda panda and not understand rap words

RJ and Tope rap about White Rap history month, Redneck comedy, Make-A-Wish, the state of white people, parody songs, MySpace, being a better rapper than Chamillionaire and soothsayers

White Rap History month, Apple, Linkin Park, basic math and percentages, types of beer, censored curses, Jay-Z, children’s TV shows

RJ and Tope rap about White Rap History Month, The United States Supreme Court, gay icons, sports anthems, the Bible, Everlast, anti-PETA and Australia

RJ and Tope rap about White Rap History Month, Walt Disney, COVID-19 vaccines, the NBA, Tyler Herro, boy bands and a very very special guest

RJ and Tope rap about prelude to White Rap History Month 2021, GOAT white rappers, America the Beautiful, First Ladies, Dr. Dre, 90s/00s MTV shows, getting in trouble with the government and WORDS YOU CAN’T SAY!

RJ and Tope rap about 5 Star reviews, MAGA, TERRIBLE PEOPLE, TERRIBLE HOOKS, Nick Cannon’s TV history, an artist vs their art, lawsuits, a rundown of controversies and two groups of people coming together.

RJ and Tope rap about 5 Star Reviews, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, HBCU, reallyreallyreallyfastrapping, Flipmode Squad, being greedy, famous movies, one of the greatest rap videos ever and Look At Me Now.

RJ and Tope rap about RJ Hates Rap’s 2020, (drank) a dangerous cocktail (drank), the worst award ever (drank), binge drinking (drank), Baywatch (drank), babysitting shots (drank), Famous Kevins (drank) and drank (drank)

RJ and Tope rap about 2021 goal , the top songs of 2020, that dangly thing in the back of your throat, female arousal, a line-by-line WAP breakdown, Chris Evans, HBCU and learning how to ride the D.

RJ and Tope rap about (belated) Christmas! Also, Christmas songs, Christmas albums, Christmas strip clubs, Christmas Copyright, Christmas drinks, Christmas Santa and Jewish phrases.

RJ and Tope rap about 5 Star reviews, Hamilton, Anne Hathaway, fat shaming, Nickelodeon shows, rapper-singers, rap in 2020 and the evolution of Tyler, The Creator).