Rj Hates Rap

RJ and Tope rap about Hey Arnold, broadway plays, raw human emotion, paradoxes, golf, Father's Day and Jesus

RJ and Tope rap about porn cartoons, Powerpuff Girls, The Fall Out Of Fall Out Boy, Atlanta, not being afraid, friends from the neighborhood, guns, cookies and our new line of clothing

RJ and Tope rap about dogs, steel drums, Fall Out Boy, RJ's soapbox, America, Kanye and shitty impressions.

RJ and Tope rap about porn cartoons, Enemies From The Neighborhood, remixes, UPS, diss tracks to no one, Busta Rhymes and Tope is STILL really mad at RJ.

RJ and Tope rap about ruined childhoods, Back To The Future, annoying songs, Chicago's Public Schools system, the fake Harlem Shake, the real Harlem Shake and Coke (the kind you drink).

RJ and Tope rap about 5-Star iTunes reviews, The Spice Girls, Mumble Rap, easy Spanish lessons, Purple Drank and breaking promises.

RJ and Tope rap about our pod-versary, Déjà vu, words RJ can’t say, words RJ shouldn’t say, grandma, IsDMXInJail.com, The Spice Girls and everyone’s favorite children’s TV show. Thanks for supporting us for the last two years!

RJ and Tope rap about White (Rap) History Month, cheating, Black Panther, Four Horsemen, being beautiful on the inside, Timbaland and Doo Doo.

RJ and Tope rap about White (Rap) History Month, Lent, new podcast ideas, angry RJ, homographs, genetic ancestry testing and our deepest apologies to Alabama (RTR & War Eagle!)

RJ and Tope rap about White (Rap) History Month, belated Valentine's Day, Marky Mark, stealing from yourself, Africa and the worst report card ever

RJ and Tope rap about White (Rap) History Month, the Ryan Lewis of RJ Hates Rap, having pity, Queen and David Bowe, Funky Bunches, having something to prove and Suge Knight.

RJ and Tope rap about podcasts, The Grammys, our newest storyline, being cheap, R. Kelly, terrible rap songs and really REALLY terrible rap songs

RJ and Tope rap about cocaine, Sister Act 2, great historical black figures, RJ & Tope's new island nation, black Westerns, Buffalo soldiers and Muhammad Ali

RJ and Tope rap about iTunes 5 Star Reviews, great historical black figures, things that are and aren't funny, cocaine prices, the ten crack commandments and Tope might need to go to rehab

RJ and Tope rap about Christmas, Tope ruining Christmas, holiday cheer, holiday gun shots, sitting on different parts of Santa's body, kuuuuuussssshhhhhh and naturally Hanukkah.  Merry Something Everyone!!

RJ and Tope rap about some of the most popular (I didn't say best) songs that have a rap feature.  Will RJ hate them?  Yes...yes he will

RJ and Tope rap about Super Mario Brothers, shoop'n, domestic violence, bow legged guys, Arcade Audio and garlic knots.

RJ and Tope rap about Bernie Sanders, RJHatesRapalooz, another one, heterosexual sex, the many meanings of Quavo, Netflix 'n Chill and another one

RJ and Tope rap about Thanksgiving, Andre 3000 (of Outkast...not the Black Eyed Peas), all the baby mama's mamas, a lot of playcism and going to your kids' graduations

RJ and Tope rap about professional help, yeast infections, shitty doctors, The Animatics, The Tennessee Titans and the most disappointed Tope has ever been in RJ.