Rj Hates Rap

RJ and Tope rap about our return, a new potential feud, Eminem being a bad rapper, mommy issues, Elvis and our new Pateron exclusive podcast, The Mixtape.  We back baby!  

RJ and Tope rap about Episode 69, Jay-Z’s “retirement”, rappers with white names, licking every part of a body, how to talk to cops, nicknames for other parts of a body.  

RJ and Tope rap about #TheRoadTo69, our great friends from the neighborhood, bad sex, Red Lobster, shitty musicals and RJ's favorite instrument

RJ and Tope rap about #TheRoadTo69, XXL Freshman Class of 2017, great movie songs, our newest feud with Alicia Keys and Vladimir Putin (naturally)

RJ and Tope rap our HUGE announcement, #TheRoadTo69, RJ's favorite rapper, Tope's favorite parents and 3rd degree white crimes.

RJ and Tope rap about 90s movies, thug life, little Jake, another round of F/F/Goose, George Bush and what the hell it means to be a gangsta.

RJ and Tope rap about the worst nickname of all-time, social media, Snapchatting muffins, dick pics, Nicki's ass and poop!

RJ and Tope rap about thug love, losing a different type of virginity, tips on being white, Miami, Slip N Slide Records and the discography of Trick Daddy

RJ and Tope rap about Oscar-winning movies, butts, elephants, Netflix's Dear White People, and our favorite characters from kid TV show. 

RJ and Tope rap about Jay-Z vs Nas (Part 3), rap cherries, the most dangerous parts of New. The York, The Sopranos, committed relationships, babies and a woman named Carmen

RJ and Tope rap about Jay-Z vs Nas (Part 2), rap cherries, words you SHOULD NOT say, Tae-Bo, word you SHOULD NOT say, John D. Rockefeller, big lips and words YOU SHOULD NOT SAY!

RJ and Tope rap about the longest podcast in RJ Hates Rap history, the history of Jay-Z vs Nas, freestyles, Michael Jackson, Queens, Brooklyn, RJ hating rap (spoilers), Kanye West, Beans....

RJ and Tope rap about FUBU, selling out, Shark Tank, foods you'd have sex with, white people names and FUFU.

Welcome to the first (and last) episode of RJ Hates Tope! Tope and RJ rap about switching roles, diversity, things that go up your nose, famous white rappers...

RJ and Tope rap about the song Tope has tried to protect RJ from, FUBU, bad fathers, the true meaning of love and fictionalized murder.  Tell someone you care about that you love them before listening to this song/podcast

RJ and Tope rap about iTunes 5-star reviews, DCOMs, the laws of marriage, being mean to Tope (he deserved it) other smelly body parts, camera phones and RJ asking his most serious question in podcast history.

RJ and Tope rap about iTunes 5-star reviews, Tope's rap cherry being popped, RJ realizing he might be the problem, the year 2006, white people problems and just white people in general

RJ and Tope rap about our one year podiversary, the RJ Hates Rap blacklist (we need a better name), The Cosby Show, really dark pee, having sex with terrible people and a rap podcast with terrible people.  Thank you for supporting us for a full year!

RJ and Tope rap about Oscars movies, what the Oscar movies are about, Tope's foot-in-mouth streak continuing, different types of hair and the weirdest F/Marry/Kill ever played

RJ and Tope rap about 5-star iTunes reviews, the end of RJ Hates Rap, an expert advice on TV's greatest fuccbois, the end of RJ Hates Rap, respecting women and dads and the end of RJ Hates Rap.  Did I mention this might be the end of RJ Hates Rap?