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How many demons can disco on the head of an angry flea? We’re going to isolate a flea and trap it in a summoning circle and find out. Oh shit. It turns out Himalayan sea salt only makes the demons angry. Now they’re busy revising HOA rules and running for PTA boards. Well, at least we’ve got manga to talk about. So let’s do a sequel with Tim and YashaHime. You remember Inuyasha right? Well twenty years later, and authored by someone else under Takahashi’s permission, there’s a girl. She’s some sort of protagonist who whines about her eyes being different and fighting ghosts. Then a portal opens up and … Continue reading "Manga Pulse 485: Slayer Hime"

Hey kids, do you like Cyperpunk? You like leather coats and techno-futuristic dystopias? How about nifty gadgets rendered in kludgy props that are clearly repurposed electronics? We’ve got a movie for you then. No, it’s not Blade Runner. Either or. Instead we have Strange Days(1995). It’s set in the far off future of 1999 at the turn of the millennium. Imagine, living long enough to see a whole new millennium. Our protagonists is Ralph Fiennes. Lord Red Dragonmort deals in memories. Somehow he gets mixed up in a conspiracy where a local activist has been killed and the guilty cops were witnessed by someone recording their memories. Also, he’s very … Continue reading "Popcorn Pulse 189: Strange Menu"

This week on scuffed Anime Pulse we got the beginning of Winter 2023 previews, legalizing the theft of anime, and the coldest anime ever. Up first IRL news is over and done before you know it as Joseph has only a minor walk to talk about, and then Andrew transitions into the community segment to let in a cold drafty anime featuring a chilling protagonist. Then in the industry news Joseph one again takes a backseat, as Andrew talks about a country saying it's ok to steal anime and the Aussies try to stop you from summoning a Demon Lord. Finally in the previews Joseph starts up a farm after being killed as the strongest exorcist in another world, and Andrew babysits the young daughter of a mafia boss while uncovering the mystery of a serious of assassinations.

The weather outside is delightful but the fire is so frightful. As long as you tune into this show you can find some solace from the wonderful snow that you’re probably experiencing in the Northern Hemisphere. The people who claim to live south of the equator are all paid actors funded by the CIA and MI6. Keep away from the psyop with a double does of manga reviews. Tim has another request in Fruits Basket Another. There’s an old saw about how sequels are just the first story but done over again. Fruits basket is exactly that. We have a girl who’s an outsiders that transfers into a school. There’s … Continue reading "Manga Pulse 484: Fruit King"

This week on VG Pulse, we have some unexpected situations arise!! We start off with side notes of slow work and unexciting winters, before diving into the regular news where we discuss Logan Paul being Logan Paul, Youtube being Youtube, the tragic loss of Ken Block and tributes to his legacy in the gaming communities, and the continuing myth of Skull and Bones existing! After the news we go over the Discord Discussions and finish off with talk of anime! All this and more up next on VGP 384!! -Aki Music Intro – Konami Code IV by The Gothsicles Outro – Persona 4 reach out first battle ost Links Steam … Continue reading "VG Pulse 384: I am Artiste!!!"

This week on Anime Pulse we got the top video games Joseph doesn't want to see made into anime, the top waifus/husbandos of 2022, and starting a harem in another world. Up first IRL news has Joseph humming along with some Friday Night Funkin' covers, and Andrew has to read off the longest lists ever when he asks us what out top heartthrobs from 2022 are. Then in the industry news Joseph takes a backseat as Andrew tackles bad takes on the most requested video game to anime adaptations and a door to a museum. Finally in the reviews Joseph see no issues buying, owning, and sexing a harem of slaves in another world, and Andrew takes off this clothes, hangs out with some lizards, and avoids being arrested for public indecency.

There’s still a whole lot of bargain bin DVDs sitting around for us to tackle. Only two movies were duplicated and we all ready did Poker Night. So we finally got down to Blood Money[2012]. It features Mr Worldwide himself, Pitbull. For about three minutes. Two of those are part of one of his songs though! The rest is an incomprehensible plot where an assassin with magic Oakleys kills people. So his boss can run cocaine into China. Then the guy turns on his boss because a girl has sex with him in a shower before he applies soap. It’s about as sexy as an instructional film on road accidents … Continue reading "Popcorn Pulse 188: Blood Cats"

This week on Anime Pulse we got sexy oneesama demons, New Years resolutions, and the best anime of 2022. Up first Joseph and Andrew perform their annual Anime Pulse gift exchange, wonder what they'll get each other? Then in the industry news a man finds a cool 5 million yen in the trash, all the isekai anime that has been announced as of yet, and who won the Japanese box office numbers. And finally in the reviews Joseph ignores the sexy succubus he summoned for a short stack, while Andrew attempts to lure Joseph into a world of magic and princesses with a sexy yandere.

What what, ol chap? You were mumbling something about a man-ga? A pod-cast? I swear the meals they serve in the diner car have always turned. How else can you explain these strange dreams of a world where man can travel the globe in the span of mere days? And all the while communicating freely with anyone else within seconds. Bad kipper is my reckoning. I’m going back to my bunk and we should arrive within the Orient on the morrow. Speaking of, Tim has Orient. In a world where Oni are worshipped as gods, samurai are outlawed. Also, samurai is used as an insult and kids growing up make … Continue reading "Manga Pulse 483: Oriental Kitties are Racist"

This week on VG Pulse, we’re about ready to ring in the new year! We start off with side notes of holiday sickness and retail hell, before diving into the regular news where we discuss the Game Awards, the FTC debating about what to do with the Microsoft Activision deal, Microsoft raising its prices for AAA games, and Sonic’s creator being arrested over insider trading… again!! After the news Millennium reviews House Flipper, I review Strange Horticulture, and we finish off with talk of how anime was a mistake!! All this and more up next on VGP 383!!! -Aki Music Intro – Still Alive guitar cover by FamilyJules Outro – … Continue reading "VG Pulse 383: Holiday Sickness"

Open your beers. Divy out the popcorn. And count your chips. We have another stunning Popcorn Pulse with a set of movies. A dual review kicks us off with a request from the bargain bin. We’re dealing in Poker Night[2014]. A movie with some rando as the main while the top billed is Ron Perlman and Giancarlo Esposito. Rando becomes a detective and runs afoul of a serial killer or rapist, it’s not clear which is his true calling. He captures detective and sort of tortures him for reasons that get revealed like a wet shart when you get to the bathroom. Weltall has Three Thousand Years of Longing[2022]. Tilda … Continue reading "Popcorn Pulse 187: Poker Years"

This week on Anime Pulse we got Santas in training, Netflix announcing more live action crap, and really bad pizza. Up first in the IRL news Joseph makes the worlds worst pizza before making some delicious chicken, and Andrew wants to know what the worst anime we have watched in 2022 was. Then in the industry news we must make offerings quick to the evil fox released from the Japanese Killing Stone, and an anime becomes nominated for a Golden Globe award. And finally in our last episode of the year Joseph micromanages a bunch of talking slimes and a cowardly wolf, and Andrew, the unluckiest boy in the world, is granted a special night with a hot Santa.

We made it through No Nuts November. Time to crack open that preservative jar and put them back in the sack. Maybe after a good squeeze to get that nut juice out. It’s the time of year when the collectors come around to top of their “almond milk” canisters and it fetches a fair trade price. On with the manga. Tim has a recommendation in The Best Smell. We have mister Nose and mister Lemon. Nose wakes up when someone kisses him on the cheek. He uses his ability of super smell to hunt down the boy and confront Lemon. Lemon boy then becomes obsessed with him and they have … Continue reading "Manga Pulse 482: Smell of Kill"

This week on Anime Pulse we got silly lawsuits, Power Rangers flirting with the enemy, and snow. Up first Joseph quickly talks about some Rice Krispy treats and the weather outside, meanwhile Andrew is looking into who we favor among the Dragon Ball cast. Then in the industry news a couple of next season announcements for One-Punch and Demon Slayer, sandwiching a lawsuit over a J-Pop name. Finally the reviews see us out with Joseph transforming into Red Ranger and hitting on Rita Repulsa, and Andrew attempts to manage an all female mecha fighting unit while juggling his intimate relationship with one.

The DC movie universe is still a thing. It’s easy to forget that they also make movies. Considering the seventeen hour miniseries they re-re-re-master from a long movie. They recently released something that’s related to another of their movies which was good. So we’ve got Black Adam[2022]. We kick off with ten minutes of backstory about Fake-landia. Where a king has enslaved his people and makes them dig for evil-tanium. So he can make a crown of demon powers. The council of wizards ends up giving power to a hero and then the Rock beats the king into the afterlife. Fast forward to modern day where the Rock wakes up … Continue reading "Popcorn Pulse 186: Cyan Electron"

This week on Anime Pulse we got smelly video game anime, Japan making it difficult to attend concerts, and a quick stop to GameStop. Up first Joseph tells us about his wrap up with Pokemon Violet, and Andrew is hitting those nostalgia vibes again with this weeks community topic. Then in the industry news we got a few topics, one of which is about a trip to Acro and the other is about box office sales. Lastly in the reviews section Joseph goes to war for love and see the battle finished this time, and Andrew watches the story mode of a video game and calls it an anime movie? What?

It’s the holidays, again. We hope you’ve loaded up on your favorite pies and festive sides. Also, if you’re one of those weird folks who hates potatoes AND stuffing. Then we hope you find religion. Because you need guidance and we can’t help you. Well, Weltall might be able to help. With the assistance of a pocket watch, a dark room, and liberal amount of liquor. Tim has Henjo – Hen Na Joshi Kousei Amaguri Senko. Amaguri is a high school girl who reads Eichi manga and masturbates. She also works for her father who is a contractor and does sidejobs. Somehow she runs into a couple of men who … Continue reading "Manga Pulse 481: E is for Eichi"

This week on VG Pulse, the end of the year is near! We start off with side notes of retail in the holiday season, before diving into the regular news where we discuss people impersonating companies on Twitter, Geoff Keighley back at it once again, the never ending saga of Dead Island 2, and a very cool new game that looks like an 80’s anime! After the news we go over the discord discussions, I give a review of Pokémon Scarlet & Violet, and we finish off with talk of food and anime! All this and more up next on VGP 382!! -Aki Music Intro – Tetris A Theme Guitar … Continue reading "VG Pulse 382: Gettin Janky With It!"

This week on Anime Pulse we got spooky scary skeleton knights, anime announcements, and Thanksgiving. Up first Joseph has been playing nothing but Pokemon Violet despite its glaring issues, and Andrew asks the community what series they'd like to see finished despite having been canned. Then in the industry news we cover topics like a scuttled mission to the Moon by Japan, and a couple second season anime announcements. And finally the reviews see us out as Joseph awakens to find he is a boney boy with a hot elf waifu, and Andrew cooks us up some wonder eggs only to find out they were expired and rotten.

It’s still season of the spookiness when we recorded, on Halloween no less. The spirit of Tim Burton’s Hot Topic merchandise was strong with us. Which compelled us to do one last joint watch of a horror movie. This one from a couple of years ago about a supernatural house where a child ends up possessed. That doesn’t really narrow it down to anything though. We did Winchester[2018]. If you’ve ever read anything about Americana or hauntings, you’ve probably come across the Winchester house. Built by the heir to the Winchester fortune, it’s remarked for odd architecture. Perfect for a horror movie where Sara Winchester channels ghosts who describe the … Continue reading "Popcorn Pulse 185: Strange Man"