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This week on Anime Pulse we got a championship two decades in the making, the latest in janky Pokemon games, and a Demon Lord who abandoned his role because he's bit of a bitch. Up first Joseph has been submerged in the world of Pokemon Violet in all its laggy glory, and Andrew asks as what anime we are thankful for just in time for a very American holiday. Then in the industry news Ash Ketchum can finally claim to be the very best, grandmas Kizuna Ai gets her last time in the limelight, and funding for another season of Dropkick on My Devil gets the can. And finally to wrap up the show we return to our stomping grounds with some reviews as Joseph becomes bored of being the demonlord so he offs himself, and then Andrew kills some romance.

This week on Anime Pulse we got horny aliens, video game homework, and the Oculus NerveGear. Up first Joseph is excited for the release of Pokemon Violet, and Andrew is going a little crazy with today's show topic. Then in the industry news Josephs sits this one out as Andrew talks about an anime merchandise store that's put a hit out on some vandals, and a new proof of concept from the creators of Oculus. Lastly we delve into one final round of previews with Joseph turning down some reverse NTR while munching on a grilled banana, and Andrew reports on a war between maids and aliens.

Hey there. Did you know that our episodes often come with reviews? Two of them, if you can believe it. You should believe it because we don’t lie. Unless we’re running for congress. Then we’re going to offer you blowjob robots that crap money. We like to pull out all the stops when we’re campaigning. Even if it makes the intersections far more dangerous. Tim has Olgami. What do you do when you’re a sexy taxi driver in Korea? You drive assholes around and try not to yell at the customers. Life gets pretty boring until you run into a vampire at your church who may be eating people. Even … Continue reading "Manga Pulse 480: Olga’s Syrup"

This week on Anime Pulse we got getting over being sick, unlimited cookies, and watching your potential protégés be molested right before your eyes. Up first Joseph recounts for us the number of times he got a fever while sick with COVID, and Andrew is looking for best friends, bestest friends, and the friend who might just be a rival. Then in the industry news we cover topics like a pro-shogi player getting disqualified for taking off their mask, potential changes come to ANN, and McDonalds Japan Happy Meals including something better than a toy. Lastly we get around to a regular episode of previews with Joseph taming a bunch of ultimate species only to see them molested all the time, and Andrew is transported into a world full of hot guys and tanuki lolis.

This week on VG Pulse, we’re doing two shows a month now!! We start off with side notes of work life and general updates, before heading off to the regular news where we discuss Activision being denied an appeal to dismiss the current lawsuit against them, Nvidia graphics cards literally melting in peoples computers, and a hotel in Amsterdam that’s got some words for CoD about including them without asking! After the news we go into a plethora of reviews!! Millennium starts off with first looks of Cosmoteer and Stardeus, before I do a review of Cult Of The Lamb, and Millennium finishes us off with a review of Wreckfest!! … Continue reading "VG Pulse 381: Melting My Heart Away"

It’s still October when we recorded this so we had to do something scary and spooky. What could be scarier than old memes turned into a movie? How about a direct to cable network movie on the BET network? Boo! Got you good you fuckers. Yes, we have a movie based on a dead meme, Karen[2021]. Yes, there is a titular antagonist named Karen. She gets angry when our protagonists, an African-american couple, move in. Karen does a lot of things ripped directly from the headlines from the past couple of years. This culminates in a revolver sword fight that isn’t nearly as cool as written down. Tim has The … Continue reading "Popcorn Pulse 184: Let me see the Manager"

This week on Anime Pulse I'm alone and frightened. Joseph has gotten into the Halloween spirit and ghosted me (due to CO̶̰̯̩̔̒́͗̾͜VID). There's talk of anime movies, new fantasy anime on the way, the Simpsons still existing and much more. For community I ask you what horror themed anime you can come up with but I discover in my previews, that the true h̴̻̩͖̳͆orror is the garbage romc̶̳̍̽̉͋ͅò̷̱͓̝̅̊͝m anime I watched along the way.

Gather up your rayon capes. Put on the elastic masks with the sharp mouth slot. And steal the classic Mickey D’s treat buckets from those obsessive collectors. It’s the spooky season and that means manga featuring all sorts of skellingtons and bones and all that autumn jazz. Or we might have just incidentally found manga that sort of fits by happenstance. Tim has Pumpkin Night. A girl gets friended by someone in a pumpkin mask while home alone. Then she gets a threat of direct message. So far, normal for most of social media. Then a Amoozoon delivery shows up. With a knife in the head and a murderous schoolgirl … Continue reading "Manga Pulse 479: Giant Pumpkin"

This week on Anime Pulse we got adorable cat girls, Yuru Camp getting a 3rd season, and an update on Scott-loves-Anime. Up first Joseph has decided on which version of the next Pokemon game he plans to get, and Andrew wants to know what specific moment from an anime we would want to experience if we could. Then in the industry news it's a meatless sandwich or a pizza if you will, as Andrew talks about Death Notes return and one of his #1 shows ever gets another season. Lastly in the previews the guys split off from joint work, and focus on solo stuff. Joseph wakes up to discover he has become a sword with excellent farming skills, and Andrew become a loli Tim Allen who builds a guitar to rock with.

Have you ever been driving through East South Dale while houses go up for sale? Meet a girl while selling CDs and you let her take a ride in your Caddy? What if that Caddy had fucked that girl? This is the question that the French ask in Titane[2021]. This is a movie so French, it’s taking a smoke break before rioting over the suit color of the prime minister. A girl gets a metal plate installed in he head after a car accident, grows up to murder people and have sex with a car. She gets pregnant by the car, runs away as she’s being hunted for murder, and … Continue reading "Popcorn Pulse 183: Fuckin’ Caddy"

This week on VG Pulse, we have a lot to talk about!! We start off with side notes of work and other such jive, before diving into the regular news where we discuss the official death of Google Stadia and its impact on its developers, Tencent getting aggressive over shares again, Nintendo Pictures officially being announced, more bad looks for Twitch in the wake of TwitchCon, and Konami pulling a massive Konami move yet again!! After the news we go over the Discord Discussions, I give a First Look at Slime Rancher 2, and we finish off with talk of food and anime!! All this and more up next on … Continue reading "VG Pulse 380: Terminal Velocity"

This week on Anime Pulse we got another round of previews for the fall 2022 season, as well as what may finally be the last update to the death of the Yu-Gi-Oh! creator, and a second to last chance for the final place of the giveaway. Up first Joseph is growing out his hair for the first time in five plus years, and Andrew is gearing up for mystery movies at Scott Loves Anime. Then in the industry news an employee at Universal Japan finds humans bones, Coke makes a flavor around Bleach, and a man made of Chainsaws makes waves in the U.S. Consumer Product Safety branch. Lastly both Joseph and Andrew sell a kidney, an eye, and a nut before becoming part chainsaw. Then Joseph goes back to demon school for a third semester, and Andrew devolves into whatever the hell a, Epic Pop Figure in a microwave is.

Like a little white rabbit, we’re late. But that’s just because we prefer it raw rather than wrapped. Caseless bratwurst is the tastiest and don’t let the haters tell you differently. There is a slight chance of food poisoning though. Especially if the cart you’re buying from is currently being raided by the FDA. Can’t beat the “going out of business because of the raid” deals though. Tim has Deathco. Do you like assassins? How about costumes that look like they’re from the sixties? Then this manga is probably right up your alley, two people besides Tim that have such a niche. We get introduced to a pair of yakuza … Continue reading "Manga Pulse 478: 100 Deaths"

This week on Anime Pulse we got a brand spanking new season of anime, a connivence store that will be nothing but the ice cream isle, and the best filler arc to grace us. Up first Joseph updates us on the Fall Festival Giveaway, and Andrew updates us on Scotland Loves Anime. Then in the industry news some illustrations for Lycoris Recoil are changed to avoid killing cosplayers, and a Kit Kat commercial makes us adore the chocolate. And in the final section the previews return with Joseph and Andrew putting on their belt jackets, speaking German, and becoming Stylish Ruffian Slayers. Then Andrew breaks away to be annoyed to death by a Shortstack, and Andrew follows his bloodline to become a professional Ninja.

This week on Anime Pulse we got a network purging anime, the winners from the Fall Festival Giveaway, and useless facts about Japan. Up first Joseph gives the winners of the giveaway 24 hours to respond, and Andrew wants to know what our take on the worst filler arcs/ episodes are. Then in the industry news a woman tell old people not to touch her baby, and a composer tells us how he uses classical interments to create modern sounds. And lastly in our final episode of reviews before we drive into the new season, Joseph is bored with Yatogame-chan and Andrew is put on a theater watch list for enjoying movies just a little too much.

This week on Anime Pulse we got old video games, the better Cyberpunk creation, and Fox News creating an entire genre of porn. Up first Joseph finally has a fridge again and wrapped up his time with the Isekai Brothel game, and Andrew goes straight into community again to talk about what anime we'd recommend based upon our hobbies. Finally in the reviews Joseph decides to ditch his job as humanities protector to bang a hot demon lord, and Andrew replaces his meat-sack body for a pimped out cybernetic one to become an edgelord I mean edgerunner.

This week on VG Pulse, we have a good amount of news for once! We start off with side notes about our vacation with Kassy, before heading into the main news where we discuss Twitch absolutely imploding lately, a 17 year old hacker stealing and leaking Grand Theft Auto 6 assets and source code, Nier Automata’s anime coming in January, Netflix forming an in-house games studio, and E3 trying to come back from it’s early grave!! After the news, we hop right over to discussing food and anime! All this and more up next on VGP 379!! -Aki Music Intro – Tetris A Theme Guitar Cover by FamilyJules Outro – … Continue reading "VG Pulse 379: Extra Flemmy"

If you’ve had a subscription streaming service you’ve probably been advertised an original movie or two. And if you’ve been remotely curious, or drunk enough, you’ve tried watching one of these. Especially if the social media hype has gotten to you. Then you watched it and promptly forgot about it. Which is how Tim and Weltall became probably the last two people in the world to bother watching a Netflix original movie that came out months ago. That’s right, we collected some Purple Hearts[2022]. It features a bar tender lady who has diabeetus and can afford her insulin. In spite of living in California where there’s state provided health insurance. … Continue reading "Popcorn Pulse 182: Purple Hook"

This week on Anime Pulse we got a Japanese mayor who moonlights as the Punisher, a RomCom that doesn't cause massive cases of cringe, and anime that inspired us to become more than we were. Up first Joseph has been putting up with cats, organizing shelves, and running a monster girl brothel. Meanwhile Andrew hasn't been doing much, so we skip right into the community stuff to talk about biscuit hammer and what anime has pushed us to pursue. And finally in the reviews Joseph attempts to use smoke signals to talk to a very short and cute classmate, and Andrew is confessed to by a girl after failing to properly respond to a confession by a guy.

It’s been convention time around here. That means plenty of overpriced snacks from the land of the rising sun. Oddball panels and events. Wide range of cosplay from off the rack to professional grade. It also means manga grab bags are up for sale. And at the end of the con, they’re at their cheapest and prime for review material. Tim has Heavenly Executioner Chiwoo. Chiwoo is a little ruffian. A streetwise rapscallion. He gets in fights until one day a bounty hunter comes looking for him. He’s the sun of a famous executioner. When he find out his dad was infamous executioner, he goes some sort of super say-ecutioner … Continue reading "Manga Pulse 477: Girlfriend Executioner"