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You’ve tuned into a manga show and have a coupon for buy one, get one review free. Tim has Denpa Kyoushi. Kagami is a lazy graduate genius who spends all his time watching and rating anime. He’s directionless util his sister forces him to apply to a school as a teacher. The annoying tropes of being such a genius that it hurts to watch him. Live. Luckily he gets fired but only to be hired by a genius school for stupid reasons. Burn It with piss and fire the ashes. Weltall has Signal 100. A class of students have successfully browbeaten a teacher into being so meek and pathetic that they do whatever they wish during class … Continue reading Manga Pulse 424: Boring Signal →

This week on Anime Pulse we got Tsukimi sandwiches, why Westerners hate sugoi dekai, and adopting an imaginary monster friend. Up first IRL news goes in with Joseph ready to break free from his self isolation, and Andrew wants us to rank the most unconventional anime weaponry of all time. Afterwards we dig into industry news with Tom from Cartoon Network supporting BLM, an adult actress explains the finer points of Uzaki, and a VTuber couldn't handle the heat after just a couple weeks. And lastly the reviews return to normal with Joseph going on a journey with an adopted human daughter, and Andrew brings home an invisible creature.

Who likes chicken? All you who didn’t raise your hands are welcome to sit out and sign petitions for the rights of fruit flies. The rest of us can gather in solidarity and rail against Morgan Spurlock’s latest attempt to cash in on the fifteen minutes of fame he had years ago. Yes, we dual reviewed and are talking about Super Size Me 2[2017]. Tim then talks about Bonfire of the Vanities(1990). Based on a book, Tom Hanks is a stock trader having an affair. His mistress takes a wrong turn and kills two people in the poorer part of New York. This sets off a political quagmire when multiple people attempt to use the tragedy … Continue reading Popcorn Pulse 128: Me Super →

This week on Anime Pulse we got demonic boobies, demonic McDonalds, and a job opening in Japan for Prime Minister. First up IRL news gets us through the gates of hell with Joseph's trip to Florida, and Andrew wants us to point out our favorite demon lords. Then in industry news Charon takes us down the river of Styx with an artist of the act-age manga responding to it's cancelation, and Japan went full weird with the mascot for the Osaka Japan Expo. And finally we take a tour of the seven circles of hell as Joseph grapples with uncensored demon tits, and Andrew sells us a devilish happy meal with extra french fries. Please excuse Andrew's mic quality, the devil cursed it.

Dust off the shelf and dig through the piles. It’s manga time once more. Tim has Gokusen. It’s about the granddaughter of a yakuza boss who’s become a teacher. She ends up teaching a bunch of delinquents which only lasts for a couple of chapters. The rest fo the first volume is her filling in for grandpa while he recovers from the consumption. It earns a Crackers. Weltal has Watari-Kun No XX Ga Houkai Sunzen aka Watari-Kun’s ****** is About to Collapse. Watari is an average manga protagonist. Two parents buried somewhere he doesn’t have to visit. A sister who he’s raising. A living situation where he doesn’t pay rent by living with an aunt. … Continue reading Manga Pulse 423: Creepy Yakuza →

This week on VG Pulse, another month has passed us by in this strange strange year! We start out with side-notes of general life updates, before diving into the regular news where we discuss Microsoft possibly acquiring TikTok, the exciting news of Remedy creating a shared universe between Alan Wake and Control, and the morbidly interesting teaser trailer for Call Of Duty Black Ops: Cold War! After the news Millennium and I give a joint review of Carrion, and we finish off with talk of anime and food! All this and more up next on VGP 354!! -Aki Music Intro – Still Alive Guitar Cover by FamilyJules Outro – Want … Continue reading VG Pulse 354: Junk in the Trunk →

Hello, Andrew here. Joseph's on holiday this week so we're down to half of the hosts but (hopefully) not half the fun. The forum question this week is about anime that aged poorly the second time round. With news there's Gundam and other anime being made available for free topped off with everyone's favorite salt-mining college Kouhai getting immortalized in Saitama. Finally in the the reviews, Andrew relives his youth with a magic pill to climb mountains.

Oh crap. Show. Ugh, how about a Don Bluth movie? No, not one you like or have probably seen. We did Rock-A-Doodle(1991). It’s about a rooster who believes he crows the sun up but the sun rises without him one morning which makes the other farm animals laugh at him. So he runs off to the city to become an Elvis impersonator. The protagonist gets sucked into his story book from the real world, gets turned into a kitten, and has to set out to bring cock of the walk back to try and stop the rain. Also there’s an evil owl. Tim keeps going animated with Rover Dangerfield(1991). What kids in the … Continue reading Popcorn Pulse 127: Rock-a-Doodle →

Twin manga powers activate. Form of, a shounen! Plot of, a shoujo! Tim revisits Dr Stone now that he’s read well beyond the first few volumes. It’s still a mostly grounded story where they have to use their brains and luck out to find some incredibly rare pieces in a prehistoric tech world to revive humanity. It culminates to a point where they determine they have to go to the moon. It keeps a Read It Now though the plot is getting ahead of itself. Weltall has After School Bitchcraft. Our protagonist is a student of a teacher who does magic when no one is looking. It turns out she has magic too and we discover … Continue reading Manga Pulse 422: Doctor Bitch →

This week on Anime Pulse we got Nagoya accents, exorbitant prices for Crunchyroll, and no show next week. Up first IRL news has Joseph reminding us that he will be in Florida next week, and Andrew asks us what our greatest anime achievement is. Then industry news hits us with a mangaka being arrested for touching middle school girls, a major piracy site bites the digital dust, and a chain of bookstores in the Down Under stop selling some very specific manga titles. Finally the reviews are back in full swing as Joseph reads us off some more Nagoya edition Snapple facts, and Andrew the cat lover argues with a dog lover until they yuri.

This week on Anime Pulse we got what monster girls you like, another animation studio succumbs to the COVID financial drain, and traveling with a girl who can control the weather. Up first is IRL news with Joseph giving a small update on his FGO summer 2020 event, and Andrew is asking a question that Joseph may have been a little ‘too’ well prepared for. Afterwards industry news gives us another Joseph sandwich, with the chance that YouTube may be making anime legally available soon and Honda works to produce a pink scooter to ride around on in style. Lastly Joseph becomes the strongest man on the planet with a … Continue reading Episode 664: Weathering With Peter Grill →

This week on Anime Pulse we got Sugoi Dekai, terrible official artwork for Naruto, and spending too much money on gatcha. First up Joseph tries to drink himself into forgetting all the dosh he spent on trying to obtain a 2D Waifu, and Andrew joins Joseph in drinking all sorts of beverages for this week's forum topic. Afterwards comes the news where a Florida Congressman talks out his ass, and Viz Media hired Ted from accounting's son to do their official cover art for Naruto. Lastly the previews see Joseph and Andrew being teased by a busty kohai, Joseph checking monster girls for lumps in their breasts, and Andrew inherits a studio and hires some pretty boys.

This week on VG Pulse, we still exist, we promise! We start out with side notes about the goings on of the past month and the state of the world in general right now, before diving into the regular news where we discuss the largely lackluster XBOX Series X showcase, Ubisoft’s current troubles and abuse allegations, and the Epic Games Store finally… somewhat coming into the modern age. After the news we go over the forum, before Millennium gives a review of Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare, and we end off with talk of anime! All this and more up next on VGP 352!! -Aki Music Intro – Tetris A … Continue reading VG Pulse 353: Modern Disaster →

This week on Anime Pulse we got terrible relationships, the hardships of publish loli content, and raising your knock off Pokemon in a digital world. Up first IRL news has Joseph ecstatic about his new Amaretto, and Andrew seeks out where we buy our otaku merchandise from. Afterwards the industry news gets in with Netflix being just as scummy as the rest of the industry, and the list of banned LNs just keeps on coming. Lastly the previews have Joseph and Andrew say nothing but good things about a wonderful relationships that has no problems whatsoever, afterwards Joseph tries to recalls what happened in an anime five years ago and Andrew raises a digital pet to battle other digital pets.

This week on Anime Pulse we got Eros Power, sacred trees being toppled, and our favorite black characters in anime. Up first IRL news gets in with Joseph cheating to beat Majesty 2, and Andrew asks us to lay out who we consider our favorite black characters in anime. Afterwards comes the industry news with topics like a rustic RPG tavern bar opening up, more delays to the 2020 convention lineup, and a really old tree gets blown over. Lastly the previews continue with another joint look at a bunch of powerful high schoolers, and then Joseph punches a bug so hard he strips while Andrew fights unknown lifeforms that threaten humanity.

This week on Anime Pulse we got anime sound tracks, Amazon denying Light Novel readers a chance to finish, and a reincarnated demon lord kills a guy by snapping his fingers. Up first IRL news gets Joseph talking about cleaning house, and Andrew questions our taste in anime music. Afterwards Joseph skimps out on the industry news, leaving Andrew all along to talk about Amazon kicking some Light Novels to the curb and a saga of romance series get an anime. Lastly we're back to previews as Joseph and Andrew do a joint rant I mean preview of the depressing life of Subaru season 2, and then both do one solo preview with Joseph gushing over an overpowered demon lord and sweet talker Andrew being swindled out of a deal.

Hello, dearest listeners. Welcome back to the dungeon. Now that Ryo and Blonde have stopped lighting themselves routinely on fire due to the apocalypse they thought it time to release episodes again. Did you missed them? They sure missed you. So they bring you a plotless fornication fest on a train and then finish off with a spicy bonus round. believe in the boner of the card in this episode of anime pulse after dark!

Stephen King has a long history with adaptations of his work. No small amount of it has been decent to good books being turned into movies that are best described as “free, please take”. Is this a problem with trying to cram a book big enough to beat a rhino into submission into ninety minutes? We attempt to find out by watching Mangler and Cat’s Eye. The Mangler is, inexplicably, a movie based on the short story about a laundry machine that gets possessed. The story is quaint and functional considering that it was written in the seventies for a fiction magazine. The movie though is a pure mess with Robert Englund … Continue reading Script 2 Script 23: King and King →