Samurai Says!

This episode we entertain a battle of ideals, cheese crimes, and celebrities to smart for their own good. Give us a review, Fool!

Fear not!  After a life-altering hullabaloo the Samurai and his perennial sound Guy Chris Maverick return to the studio to save the world with discussion of all things bizarre.  And of course, we end the world.  Can't forget to do that.

Due to inebriation and symptoms associated with muscle relaxers, along with a healthy does of melancholy this episode has the news in the wrong spot.  Our battle is social distanced and the end of the world comes from MIT in the 70s.  Are you ready? you better be. 

While Christ Maverick and the Samurai Plan Their next move against the pandemic, enjoy this mashup of never before heard asides cut for time, and classic bits from Samurai Says History.  new Episode will be along soon, until then enjoy our antics on Tumblr and Spoon! The Samurai Has Spoken!

This episode, upon our triumphant return we discuss swimming at the outdoor store, accidentally invading the balkins and we let bizarre AIs write some music for us. We also discuss delicous preparations of Murder hornets. The Samurai, had returned.

I have returned!  In this episode were explore strange islands, deal with an overwhelming amount of cream cheese, and have a fight between five guys who never give up, and make something out of nothing.  Then, the world ends with a car made of uranium.  That's a fun one.

What does a director do when the studio screws up his movie? Become invidible, become Alan Smithee.  This week we discuss the long a storied career of Mr. Smithee.  Our fight has the 1% bashing each other and the end of the world is on a galactic scale.  Fear not!  The Samurai Shall protect you!

this is the Episode where we finally do it, this is where we fix Christmas music.  Also, we have a big catfight, space is closed to us forever and The Samurai shares the most disgusting bathroom story of all time (skip to 922 to miss it) Fear nothing but missing this episode!!

Harness the power of zero-point energy to work out all that tension!  This weeks' batte: Harrirson ford 3-way, and the world ends with quantum energy.  I'm not dead, people!  I'm just busy!  Blarg!  Hi Jeff!

Taunting Azathoth for fun and profit!!  WE drop the disclaimer in this one, if you're not ready for our level of insanity just don't click.   Remember to follow us on twitter at @samuraisayspod and we can put your tweets on the air.    Now for the end of the world.   WAKE UP!!!

Stoner Cops, protecting the street from a lack of snacks.   A battle between the smallest power packages in the world collide and then the sun gets big.   Check our @samuraisayspod and The Trucker Brony on Tumblr

Get this: You don't know how to park.  IN this episdoe, I try to teach you how to do with properly but a particularly delicious spiced rum kicks me right in the brain.  And, we got a great fight, and a super inconvenient end of the world. 

WHOEVER HEARD OF A PINK FLAMINGO!?!?        Cheese made of celebrity tears, evil letters, delicious sewage flamingos.  The world ends with some serious hot rocks.  Prepare yourself for one of our weirdest episodes yet and that's saying something.  Yikes.

Behold!  A new episode!  This week we discuss dancing criminals, award winning Ohio cheese, funny Amish guys and all the strange heavy metals our world gave us.  Our fight this week is between two plus-sized pugilists and the world ends with a big bug from ages past.  Listen or I'll slap you! I'm serious! I will slap every person who doesn't listen!  It might take a while but trust me I'll get around to it.

In this thrilling installation we talk about 2 separate cheese news cases, incredibly complex board games, a fight between two men who like the keep the kitchen tidy, and of course we end the world.  This time, it's big, bouncy and quite distracting.  If you miss this one, I have no idea why!

The Samurai isn't dead, the Samurai Is LIFE! Witness my triumphant return after being stuck in California for four weeks.  Solve the mystery of Planet good Job, and witness a battle between the two toughests Mamas in science fiction.  Also, the world's gone to long without ending, we fix that.   Hi Jeff!

BOO! Sorry if I startled you, but it's fair to warn you this is our Holloween Episode and in honor of the holiday I drink so much it's positively scary.  WE discuss ghosts, ghost-like women, and the definition of Ding-a-long. And of course, we end the world.  Super-scary style. 

At least two men in history have made a career out of passing gass in the name of performance art.  That is way too many.  The Great Ramen Noodle heist, and the ookiest battle ever await you.  And this time we really do it, we end the world with water.

Once again we delve into the dark and dangerous world of Fan-fiction roulette with The Big Kahuna, Tom Austin of Outer Haven media.  Gay wizards duke it out, and this time all nine worlds end.  It gets real up in here, trust me!  Remember to rate and subscribe, we need that Itunes recognition!  Follow us on twitter: @samuraisayspod or Tumblr thetruckerbrone.tumblr.com and of course our illustrious facebook group! 

The world ends ugly this week, but I'm getting ahead of myself.  We also discuss countries within our country, the dangers of being a big baby in Call of Duty, and two Horny henchmen who go horn-to-horn!  (I didn't mean for that to sound gay)   HI Jeff!