Rank & Vile

On this episode, we talk about two forays into the wild and fragrant world of satanism: SATANIS: THE DEVIL'S MASS and SATAN'S CHILDREN!

On this episode, we're joined by author Matt Wallace (Savage Legion, Sin du Jour) as we dig into a Wes Craven double-feature: SHOCKER and THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS!

On this episode, we're joined by writer Julian Stuart as we dig into TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL!

On this episode we talk about two different manifestations of shitty dudes: GIRL ON THE THIRD FLOOR and the pilot episode of THE DEAD LANDS!

On this episode we're joined by Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines as we talk about all of the JAWS sequels: JAWS 2, JAWS 3-D, and JAWS: THE REVENGE!

On this episode, we talk about and rank a twin double-feature: DEAD RINGERS and BASKET CASE!

On this episode, we dig into two very different X-Files episodes: "Humbug" and "Home," the episode with the scary incest murder mutants that somehow got shown on network TV! We also talk about how Scully's perfect expressions, how to sustain your level of disbelief after having already been abducted by aliens, and what a perennial scrub Fox Mulder is.

On this episode, we talk about TAMMY AND THE T-REX. The version with all the splashy, splashy gore left in. We get into ball torture, questionable sanitation practices during surgery, and the logistics of having sex with an animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex!

On this episode, we talk about WAXWORK, WHEN A STRANGER CALLS, and a bevy of listener requests!

On this episode, we talk about the nigh-unwatchable MIDORI and also LADY VENGEANCE! We dig into body horror montages, vigilante justice by committee, and the horrible realization that Ryan really likes Steely Dan.

On this episode, we're joined by Sarah Gailey as we talk about quarantine classic DAWN OF THE DEAD! We get into class politics, goopy makeup, suburban horror, and bad quarantine etiquette.

On this episode, we talk about late-90s cheese classic ANACONDA as well as SEXY GHOST, a Hong Kong horror movie that, I cannot stress enough, is called SEXY GHOST.

On this episode, we talk about CHILD'S PLAY and HIGH SPIRITS! We dig into the gravity of Peter O'Toole, the terror of a small doll who wants to murder you, and our shared hatred of Dav Pilkey.

On this episode, Sarah Gailey (MAGIC FOR LIARS, WHEN WE WERE MAGIC) joins us to talk about THE CRAFT! We also talk about exploding dicks, Bad Boyfriend Skeet Ulrich, and haunted AirBNBs.

On this episode, we dig into HELLRAISER: INFERNO and ZOMBIE ISLAND MASSACRE! We also talk about the similarities between Stardew Valley and Bloodborne, which is something we should all think about.

On this episode, we talk about one of the most upsetting movies of all time: CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST! We take pride in being the only people to have ever asked the most important question: Is CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST better or worse than SPOOKY BUDDIES?

On this episode, we talk about the completely nutbars Shaw Brothers movie HEX as well as the Michael Bay-produced TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE remake!

On this episode, we talk about and rank SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 2, one of the worst Christmas horror movies of all time! We also dig into two of Rakefet Abergel's short films, BOO and JAX IN LOVE.

On this episode, we talk about two very different shows: RuPaul's Drag Race (the episode with the horror movies) and Dragula (the one where they PIERCE THE QUEENS' BODIES WITH NEEDLES). Also discussed are bad self-help books, industrial music, and how the venn diagram of RuPaul's music and Fozzy's music are a circle!

Filling in for Quincy this week is Maria from One Batch Two Batch as she and Ryan dig into Netflix's runaway hit MINDHUNTER! They talk about David Fincher, shitty breakups, and serial killers being catty bitches to other serial killers.