Rank & Vile

On this episode, we talk about NEKROMANTIK 2: THE RETURN OF THE LOVING DEAD and the pilot for Disney's Gargoyles!

On this episode, we talk about and rank a Halloween episode from THE X-FILES and a Halloween episode from UNSOLVED MYSTERIES! Also discussed are Utz cheeseball tubs, Hard Copy, and one-liners as proof of sentient life!

Filling in for Ryan this week are Kyle and Meg as they talk with Quincy about the bugfuck bonkers Andy Sedaris classic, HARD TICKET TO HAWAII!

On this episode, we talk about SLUGS, one of the most shit-the-bed crazy movies we've had the pleasure of doing on this podcast. We also talk about the Halloween episode of Pinky & The Brain, the COBRA soundtrack, and why White Claw Seltzer is upsetting.

On this episode, we do a double-feature of NUDIST COLONY OF THE DEAD and THE VINEYARD! We also dig into farm tool castration, zombie fistfights, and Ryan having seen Ratatouille for the first time!

On this episode, we dig into THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE, DRACULA 3000, and A CURE FOR WELLNESS! We also talk about Missouri cryptids, MOUSE HUNT as a classic gothic chiller, and the fact that somehow, Rita Mae Brown wrote the screenplay for THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE!

Filling in for Quincy this week is author, essayist, and enormous nerd Foz Meadows as they join Ryan to talk about underrated ghost classic THE AWAKENING! Also discussed are the vampire muppets, post-World War I trauma, and the logistics of the Slow-Burn Horror Movie.

On this episode, we dig into GOOBERS and SCARY STORIES: A DOCUMENTARY! We also talk about Satanic panics, children's movies made for absolutely no one, and upsetting stews!

On this episode, we dig into Rowdy Roddy Piper vehicle HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN and SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA! Also discussed are the uninhibited madness of Coke Freestyle machines, the gender politics of frog people, and the failings of the EVIL BONG franchise.

On this episode, we talk about X-rated schlock assault TENEMENT and, God help us, FREDDY VS. JASON! We also discuss booby trap logistics, switchblades as cocaine consumption vessels, and fast-traveling from Springwood, Ohio to Crystal Lake, New Jersey!

As a Patreon bonus, enjoy this absolutely free runthrough of Mothership, a sci-fi/horror tabletop RPG! Quincy DMs the game and helps Kyle, Andrew, and Larry discover the joys of creepy robots and godforsaken crapsack ships!

On this episode, we dig into THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN and overlooked gem THE DEVIL'S NIGHTMARE! Also discussed are the Hollywood Video in Jackson, Tennessee, suitcases filled with meat, and ugly Americans abroad in English horror films!

On this episode, we talk about GRIZZLY and OZARK SHARKS! Also discussed: Jaws ripoffs, pamplemousse LaCroix, and how to trick a bear into making a mean face with the cunning use of marshmallows.

On this episode, we talk about KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE and gaslighting classic DOMINIQUE! Also discussed are Punkers, the existential horror of 13 Dead End Drive, and the epidemic of meth gators!

On this episode, we talk about and rank THE THEATRE OF TERROR and THE RELIC! Also discussed are pregnant werewolves, museum horror, and The Mixed Up Casefiles of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler!

Filling in for Ryan this week is Emily as she and Quincy dig into LIFE AFTER BETH! Also discussed are death cafes, bulls named Elmer, and the mean uncle ghosts from CASPER!

On this episode, we dig into George Romero's DAY OF THE DEAD, DEAD SIGHT and FROM DUSK 'TIL DAWN! Also discussed are class warfare parables, the distinct milieu of Canadian horror, and whether or not Veggie Tales holds up!

By way of introducing the Patreon we're gonna be setting up for Rank & Vile, enjoy this free preview of the kinds of wild garbage we're gonna put out -- on this episode, we talk about 1985's THE LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN!

On this episode, we discuss THE CLEANING LADY, FATHER'S DAY, and IWA KORAKUEN 5 BIG DEATH MATCH! We also talk about Blackie Lawless' exploding codpiece, the timeless magic of Tori Amos, and why gross deathmatch wrestling is the greatest thing in the world.

On this episode, we dig into THE WOMAN IN BLACK, TERROR IN THE SKIES, UNDERWORLD, and MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE! We also discuss Kiss's grunge album and Illinois cryptids, and also Quincy's baby cuts a sick promo!