Rank & Vile

Filling in for Ryan this week is Nonplayable Kyle as he and Quincy talk about one of the most bugfuck insane movies of all time: NOCTURNA!

Filling in for Quincy this week is author Foz Meadows as they and Ryan dig into THE ORPHANAGE! Also discussed are Poltergeist truthers, the deconstruction of Creepy Kid Horror, and why horror and romance both get a bad rap!

On this episode, we dig into the surprisingly great ORCA: THE KILLER WHALE and cocaine-powered shitshow SLAUGHTER HIGH! Also discussed are Junji Ito, which cryptid is the most kissable, and the loneliest whale in the world!

On this episode, we rank JOHN CARPENTER'S GHOSTS OF MARS, BLOODLUST, and NEKROMANTIK! Also discussed are Jason Statham doing Statham things, Fire Emblem addiction, and frosted tips.

Filling in for Ryan this week is longtime buddy of the show Nonplayable Kyle as he and Quincy dig into RIDER OF THE SKULLS! Also discussed are cats who need to put their feet down, Will Smith as Old Boy, and Ryan almost certainly dying in a cabin in the woods!

Filling in for Quincy this week is author Sarah Gailey as they and Ryan do a vampire two-fer with TWILIGHT and BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA! Also discussed: the enduring magic of Bunnicula, Keanu Reeves' Extremely Good British Accent, and Smile Piles.

On this episode, we're doing the Lord's work as we dig into all three BLADE movies: BLADE, BLADE II, and BLADE: TRINITY! We talk about Triple H's chrome fangs, the wonders of Stephen Dorff's IMDB page, and how Ryan Reynolds is not enough to save your movie.

On this episode, we dig into STRAIGHT EDGE KEGGER and Linda Blair schlockfest GROTESQUE! We also dig into being an aging punk rocker, MTV's FEAR, and aggro straight-edge teenagers!

On this episode, we dig into ICHI THE KILLER, HANDS OF STEEL, BIO-COPS, and JESUS CHRIST: VAMPIRE HUNTER! Jesus, there's just. So much torture in ICHI THE KILLER. I just absolutely cannot oversell the amount of torture that happens. More torture than most movies.

On this episode, we talk about THE LOVED ONES, SATAN RETURNS, THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS, and THE ALIEN FACTOR! We also talk about rubber suits, metal band mascots, and satanic birthmarks.

This week, we dig into 70s exploitation gem THE BABY and also Karen Black vehicle TRILOGY OF TERROR! We also talk about SPACE JAM, American Gladiators, and the intrinsic horror of the video for "I Missed The Bus" by Kriss Kross.

On this episode, we dig into THE STUFF, THE SLAYER, PERFUME: STORY OF A MURDERER and CREEPSHOW! Also discussed are the enduring sexual appeal of Alan Rickman, yogurt we found on the ground, and Leslie Nielsen's fart machine.

Filling in for Ryan this week is Kyle Schlichter as he and Quincy rank THE VAMPIRE DOLL and FANTASY MISSION FORCE! They dig into weird Vinegar Syndrome releases, Dracula drag (Dragula?), and how Jackie Chan is an international treasure.

Filling in for Quincy this week is Sarah Gailey as we talk about and rate URBAN LEGEND and I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! (Apologies for the slightly grimy audio – this was recorded on the fly after we found some baby squirrels and had to run them to a Squirrel Rehabilitation Center.)

On this episode, we talk about and rank THE SHINING, WACKO, and GOOSEBUMPS 2! Also discussed are kids-on-bikes movies, Joe Don Baker, and Jack Nicholson wilding the fuck out.

On our 100th episode, we talk about and rank DRAG ME TO HELL, UNINVITED and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! We also dig into H.H. Holmes as the Willy Wonka of murder, the profusion of yuppie murder in 1980s horror, and the difficulty of getting into the Odd Fellows.

On this episode, we rank HELLRAISER 3: HELL ON EARTH and THE LEGEND OF MCCULLOUGH'S MOUNTAIN! We dig into topics such as b-team cenobites, avant-garde bigfoots, and the man, the myth, the legend: Bestoink Dooley.

In a nunsploitation two-fer, we're doing last year's THE NUN and 1979 video nasty KILLER NUN, as well as listener requests RAVENOUS and WISHMASTER! We also dig into the inexplicable success of the CONJURING franchise, huckin' dummies out of windows, and ironic genie punishments.

On this episode, we dig into WOLF GUY: ENRAGED LYCANTHROPE and ROBOTRIX! We also talk about the magic of Sonny Chiba, fat tigers, and the profusion of robot lady revenge flicks.

On this episode, we dig into two very different kinds of trash: 2018 movies VENOM and THE PREDATOR! We also dig into dunking on Elon Musk, Tom Hardy's unknowable American accent, and how Shane Black could have possibly made such a bad movie as THE PREDATOR.