Rank & Vile

Filling in for Ryan this week is friend of the show Ian Chambers as we dig into STARSHIP TROOPERS and Netflix's BIRD BOX! We discuss the fascist insanity of military sci-fi, inexplicable appearances by Machine Gun Kelly, and whether or not Sandra Bullock is a good actor!

On our annual Christmas episode, we dig into CHRISTMAS EVIL and ALL THE CREATURES WERE STIRRING! We also talk about vore, wholesome baking shows, and the difficulty of making a Killer Santa movie watchable.

Filling in for Quincy this week is Sarah Gailey as we dig into THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT and the 1992 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER movie featuring Kristy Swanson and Luke Actual Perry. We talk about Joss Whedon's shame, the enduring appeal of Hot Dad Luke Perry on Riverdale, and why THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT is very, very, very scary.

On this episode, we talk about the much-talked-about psychedelic revenge film MANDY, as well as everyone's favorite creature feature, TREMORS! We also dig into horror movies hanging dong in front of God and everyone, the age-inappropriate terror of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, and the magic of Kevin Bacon!

On this episode, we talk about Ringo Starr-produced rock opera SON OF DRACULA and also BLOOD HARVEST, the movie where Tiny Tim plays a scary clown! We also talk about getting shady anime tapes from dudes on the internet, why Tiny Tim is a precious angel of the Lord, and why we can, should, must, and will fight Ringo Starr.

On this episode, we pine for Halloween by talking about and ranking Halloween episodes of STEVEN UNIVERSE, BOB'S BURGERS, and COMMUNITY! We dig into the body horror of Cat Fingers, the cultural moment where everybody liked the movie 300, and why Bob's Burgers is perfect comfort food viewing.

On this episode, we dig into sequels -- CHILDREN OF THE CORN 5: FIELDS OF TERROR and HELLRAISER: BLOODLINE (or, PINHEAD IN SPACE)! We also talk about French perverts, Steakums, clove cigarettes, and the difficulty of doing a HELLRAISER movie in, I cannot stress this enough, outer space.

Filling in for Quincy this week is Mallory O'Meara (author of the upcoming Lady From The Black Lagoon) as we dive into CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON and NETFLIX'S THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE! We talk about Guillermo del Toro's fishman smutfic, the indignity of hearing Daario Naharis read Shirley Jackson aloud, and the subgenre of Economic Horror!

On this episode, we do THE WILLIES and John Carpenter's THE FOG! Also discussed are competitive Ghost In The Graveyard leagues, kindly janitors, and children who deserve to get turned into cenobites.

On this episode, we dig into HOCUS POCUS and, tragically, Rob Zombie's 31! Also discussed are rat tail removal techniques, getting flirted with by off-putting bus drivers, and the bizarre shared millennial experience of everybody having seen ENEMY AT THE GATES!

On this episode, we dig into DARK CITY, FIEND WITHOUT A FACE, THE SILENT SCREAM, and CABIN IN THE WOODS! Also discussed are Harbor, British horror, Ann Rule's perfect crime writing, and the late-nineties Jennifer Connelly Renaissance.

Filling in for Ryan this week is our buddy Nonplayable Kyle as we talk about RIKI-OH, THE FLY, IT (1990), and the Chamber of Horrors match from WCW HALLOWEEN HAVOC 1991! Also discussed are abnormal eyeballs, architecture made from people, and the insane proliferation of Two-Night Stephen King Events in the 1990s.

On this episode, we dig into PUPPET MASTER: THE LITTLEST REICH and BLOOD FEST! We talk about the difficulties of incorporating Wacky Nazi Horror into a movie in 2018, mid-2007s hipster commentary, and our astonishment at the fact that Rooster Teeth made a horror movie.

Filling in for Quincy this week is Sarah Gailey and Christina as we dig into two very different movies with the same title -- FRIGHT NIGHT (1985) and FRIGHT NIGHT (2011). We talk about live-in carpenters, toxic masculinity, David Tennant with a leather wedgie, and Chris Sarandon's iconic turtleneck.

On this episode, we talk about HEREDITARY, the best ROSEMARY'S BABY fanfic ever written! We also rank JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY and talk about Booberry, Big Mama's Pickled Sausage, Teen Angel, and the discomfort of seeing Jason Voorhees any time after the Reagan administration.

On this episode, we dig into UPGRADE, E-DEMON, THE BEAST FROM 20,000 FATHOMS, and VISITING HOURS. We also talk about racist draculas, Taco Bell tie-ins, Michael Ironside's fucked-up head, and we also do our 299th movie so far on this podcast. Share our suffering.(Edit: Podbean appears to have cut off this episode at about 40 minutes in, so I'll have the full episode reuploaded tonight 9/17/18)

On this episode, we talk about SPOOKY BUDDIES, a horrifyingly dark Disney spinoff of that movie where a dog plays basketball, as well as WILD ZERO. Also discussed are...no, you know what, I was gonna bring up other stuff we talked about, like how much we love the band Guitar Wolf, but we mostly talk about the existential horror of SPOOKY BUDDIES, the most brutal movie we've seen yet on this podcast after nearly 300 entries.

On this episode, we dig into THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 and, God help us, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION! We talk about shithead Texas teenagers, thwarted masculinity as portrayed by a chainsaw-wielding Dennis Hopper, and the logistics of putting someone's face back on.

On this extremely giallo-centric episode, we dig into STAGE FRIGHT and THE SECT (aka THE DEVIL'S DAUGHTER aka DEMONS 4)! We also discuss messy-as-fuck theatre kids, the Vatican, ladies with saxophones, and the perils of hippies with bugs.

This week, author Sarah Gailey and Christina rejoin us to talk about INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE and SCREAM 2! Also discussed are Guns N' Roses' unforgivable cover of "Sympathy For The Devil," angry open letters from Anne Rice, and why Sidney Prescott is the greatest Final Girl.